by Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 8:44 am
by Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 9:10 am
Yusufzai Swat wrote:Following the arrest of an Orthodox Rabbi for “being a homophobe”, Abdul Ghaffur II accused Thamesholm and Wallborough of “breaking their peace treaty by ‘persecuting Jews’, something Hereward said he didn’t do”,
he then declared war saying ‘we could be next’ and set 64 fighter planes, 5 boats and 10 helicopters full of soldiers to the village of Chipton, in the East Bowood Isle, Thamesholm and Wallborough
by Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 9:20 am
Thamesholm and Wallborough wrote:Yusufzai Swat wrote:Following the arrest of an Orthodox Rabbi for “being a homophobe”, Abdul Ghaffur II accused Thamesholm and Wallborough of “breaking their peace treaty by ‘persecuting Jews’, something Hereward said he didn’t do”,
he then declared war saying ‘we could be next’ and set 64 fighter planes, 5 boats and 10 helicopters full of soldiers to the village of Chipton, in the East Bowood Isle, Thamesholm and Wallborough
Air defence missiles are fired and 16 fighter planes are on their way.
There is no military base in the village and the local
Police Constable has surrendered.
by Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 9:22 am
Teglea wrote:We shall send all our human pups to fight them.
by Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 9:26 am
by Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 9:30 am
Thamesholm and Wallborough wrote:She helps round the villagers up and volunteers information about them.
She asks for a job guarding their slave market seeing as she would now be rejected by her people as a traitor.
The Thamesholmian fighter planes have now arrived.
by Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 9:31 am
Yusufzai Swat wrote:Thamesholm and Wallborough wrote:She helps round the villagers up and volunteers information about them.
She asks for a job guarding their slave market seeing as she would now be rejected by her people as a traitor.
The Thamesholmian fighter planes have now arrived.
The 16 enemy planes are confronted by 59 Swat Defence Force planes.
9 SDF planes are shot down.
by Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 9:38 am
by Westmonkwick » Thu May 19, 2022 10:03 am
by Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 10:45 am
Teglea wrote:The human pups will fuck the Police Constable turning her into one of them.
by Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 11:18 am
from: Wali Abdul-Ghaffur II
To: the Closest thing to a King of the mindless infidel f___k monkeys, President of Tenglea
“Bismillah Ir Rahman, Ir Raheem,
I have let you have the honour of assisting my glorious people with our jihad and this is how your slaves repay me!
I understand this may be the norm in your culture but it will not be tolerated in my territory.
We will grudging tolerate your interest with other males, ,something our culture considers gross and seriously creepy, by the way.
What will not tolerate is two men trying to touch a woman who isn’t even willing. And at the same time!
Shame on those we shot, may Allah curse them!
We demand to be given 150 of your kind as compensation for the disrespect to us as your hosts.”
by Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 1:10 pm
by Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 1:20 pm
Sale-Rabat wrote:Sack? Do you mean what I think you mean?
by Sale-Rabat » Thu May 19, 2022 1:26 pm
by Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 1:47 pm
by Laka Strolistandiler » Thu May 19, 2022 1:55 pm
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long
by Sale-Rabat » Thu May 19, 2022 1:58 pm
by Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 2:24 pm
by Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 2:26 pm
by Laka Strolistandiler » Thu May 19, 2022 2:27 pm
Thamesholm and Wallborough wrote:The Thamesholmian senior armed forces officers begin a report to be prepared for the Lord-President on how to defend the country from the Islamic imperialists.
They consider both using the special forces to defend key towns and a mass enlistment campaign amongst
upper-working and lower-middle class people
(as opposed to the current Thamesholmian system where there is an Army of mostly alcoholics and non-political convicts officered by woke political appointees).
I reserve the right to /stillme any one-liners if my post is at least two lines long
by Thamesholm and Wallborough » Thu May 19, 2022 2:44 pm
Laka Strolistandiler wrote:Laka Strolistandiler claims that “unless the shameful slaver empire shall stop their unjustified and foul attack they shall face the rightful judgement”. A fleet of an escort carrier alongside several axillary air defense cruisers/battleships and 2 diesel attack submarines is dispatched into a close vicinity of the area.
by Soveiniesberg » Thu May 19, 2022 2:52 pm
2 Su-25s arrive, armed with rocket pods and guided bombs. They loiter over Chipton.
a bit of info - NEEDS RETCONCOGCON LEVEL: 4
DEFCON LEVEL: 4
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes
Kinda bored with NS lmao | Last upd. 4/6/24
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by Yusufzai Swat » Thu May 19, 2022 11:13 pm
Soveiniesberg wrote:2 Su-25s arrive, armed with rocket pods and guided bombs. They loiter over Chipton.
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