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Zizocia
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Founded: Jan 19, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Ask BN a oddly specific question

Postby Zizocia » Fri May 13, 2022 4:50 pm

I’m assuming we’re gonna get a lot of ‘no’ answers here, but it’s fun to see what people ask.
You might want to say something a little bit extra so the answers don’t get too boring (those don’t have to be oddly specific)
Here is a example
Nation 1: have you ever gone to bulgaria and eaten two cheese pizzas while on a bike?
Nation 2: no, I’m actually gluten free. Have you ever done a handstand in Antarctica while complaining about pineapples?
Nation 3: nope! I can’t even do a handstand! Do you like eating the crumbs of toast with a spoon while there is a tsunami?
And, so on

I’ll start:
Have you ever dyed your hair purple and then went on a roller coaster at 3:41?
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Soveiniesberg
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Posts: 455
Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Fri May 13, 2022 4:52 pm

No.


Have you ever died while standing on a coffee table?
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
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COGCON LEVEL: 3
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Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

I play NS on the school bus
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri May 13, 2022 4:55 pm

No

What happened on June 4, 1989 in Tiananmen Square?
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INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

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The Jamesian Republic
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7656
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Fri May 13, 2022 4:58 pm

The protests in Tiananmen Square got violent when the military got involved and began killing protesters.

Nothing happened. In fact it was the most boring uneventful day in human history. Actually there wasn’t a June 4th in 1989.


What do you think about Alabamians?
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Frisemark
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Aug 07, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Frisemark » Fri May 13, 2022 4:59 pm

I don’t think about people from Alabama. It doesn’t get brought up much anymore. Maybe just racism? But Arkansas is more famous for that nowadays.

What is the rough circumference of your right ear canal?
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Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Denmark and the Netherlands had a kid, and it loves the color blue.
A MT-tech constitutional monarchy known for oil, snow and sheep. None of them combined together. The “Israel of Diyar”, now with less sand! Liberal utopia personified.
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Unitria
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Founded: Apr 19, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Unitria » Fri May 13, 2022 5:01 pm

The same as everyone else's ear canals, I suppose.
Unless you happen to have abnormally large ear canals, or even just on the right.

What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Clarification: This nation does not represent my political views in real life.

Is air-land battle too much to ASK FOR?
When I asked for modern combat, did you think I meant civilians in pickup trucks?
NO. I wanted cool combined arms like in all the synthwave youtube edits.
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Belka United
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Posts: 43
Founded: Dec 02, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Belka United » Fri May 13, 2022 5:01 pm

I have no clue since I didn't eat breakfast

have you ever wanted to be in a sci-fi series where the main character is mute and also a psychopath?
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Soveiniesberg
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Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Fri May 13, 2022 5:03 pm

No???


Have you ever stood on a coffee table, a dark coloured coffee table?
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 3
DEFCON LEVEL: 3
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

I play NS on the school bus
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri May 13, 2022 5:05 pm

No

Where were you on the day of April 24, 1915?
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INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

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Belka United
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Founded: Dec 02, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Belka United » Fri May 13, 2022 5:08 pm

Something about celebrating winning the Osean war idk

have you ever fought in a war as a mercenary against an enemy that uses their air force as the main force?
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Belka did nothing wrong OBC is fake news. Free south Belka! Belka will one day be whole again!

<<Ten million lives will be saved, at the cost of a mere million lives!>>

<<Landing a clean shot on a difficult target! that's what makes it elegant! That is true beauty!>>

<<A powerful boat, a powerful gun, powerful ammunition. Add to that lots of people and a precise aim. Then sprinkle death over all of it, and the formula is complete!>>

<<All slow ahead! Flood the aft trim tanks! >>
<< Sir, the boat will sink aft first! >>
<< AND THAT'LL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! >>
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Attack Helicopter
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Posts: 85
Founded: Apr 29, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Attack Helicopter » Fri May 13, 2022 5:09 pm

Belka United wrote:Something about celebrating winning the Osean war idk

have you ever fought in a war as a mercenary against an enemy that uses their air force as the main force?


Yes, multiple times.

What was the evilest prank you did on someone?
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"Don't you have something better to do in life?"
Is it really important? Anyway, I'm Republican, Israeli-American, male, happy, Jewish, and I generally have almost nothing better to do.
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Hamidiye
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Posts: 726
Founded: Jan 06, 2018
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Hamidiye » Fri May 13, 2022 5:14 pm

This reminds me of a meme... how do attack helicopters procreate?
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Free Ravensburg
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri May 13, 2022 5:35 pm

I haven’t actually done any pranks, as weird as it seems.

Have you ever sucked up developer from a copier with a shop vac, and made a mess of an office
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INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

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Trivega
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: May 10, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Trivega » Fri May 13, 2022 6:19 pm

I don't think I've ever Owned a copier, a shop vac, or... an Office.

What was the last thing you held in your left hand?
"Forgiveness is a Luxury, and Luxury is a Right"
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Soveiniesberg
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Founded: Apr 17, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soveiniesberg » Fri May 13, 2022 6:21 pm

a bowl of chewy fruit candy


Last TV show you've watched/Last movie you've watched?
Russo-Germanic city-state near the Ural mountains in Russia. Half anomalo-tech, half PMT.
a bit of info
COGCON LEVEL: 3
DEFCON LEVEL: 3
Minutes 'Till Midnight: 2 minutes

I play NS on the school bus
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Socialist Ancomistan
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Posts: 49
Founded: Oct 30, 2021
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Socialist Ancomistan » Fri May 13, 2022 6:21 pm

Last T.V show was Cobra Kai

Do you believe the world has more doors, or wheels?
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I'd say this nation is about 85-90% representative to my beliefs

About the only difference between my nation and beliefs is that free markets are effective in a select few situations, and the compulsory organ harvesting is kind of screwed up

I'm probably in the minority, but I actually pay more attention to in game stats than to roleplay
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Great United States
Envoy
 
Posts: 273
Founded: Nov 28, 2021
New York Times Democracy

Postby Great United States » Fri May 13, 2022 6:23 pm

Wheels

What was the last thing that touched your elbow?
Empire Culture America

Secondary Motto:E pluribus unum
Also,remember "the American dream"?where everyone was rich and free,that was a reality in this nations universe
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Kahekordne Union of Spib
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Posts: 55
Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Kahekordne Union of Spib » Fri May 13, 2022 6:24 pm

A door

BN, did you happen to find a box filled with lip balm, ostrich eggs, and green onions. I need it for something that I refuse to disclose
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Get f**ked Israel you are no longer the only developed nation at war
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Belka United
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Dec 02, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Belka United » Fri May 13, 2022 6:26 pm

Yes, actually I set it on fire with napalm

Have you ever had a war that ended up with the 'good guys' doing more war crimes than the 'bad guys'
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Belka did nothing wrong OBC is fake news. Free south Belka! Belka will one day be whole again!

<<Ten million lives will be saved, at the cost of a mere million lives!>>

<<Landing a clean shot on a difficult target! that's what makes it elegant! That is true beauty!>>

<<A powerful boat, a powerful gun, powerful ammunition. Add to that lots of people and a precise aim. Then sprinkle death over all of it, and the formula is complete!>>

<<All slow ahead! Flood the aft trim tanks! >>
<< Sir, the boat will sink aft first! >>
<< AND THAT'LL GIVE THE GUN THE ELEVATION IT NEEDS! >>
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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 2932
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri May 13, 2022 6:27 pm

No.

Have you been on a flight circa September 11, 2001, in NYC?
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INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

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Zizocia
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 19, 2022
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zizocia » Fri May 13, 2022 6:35 pm

Nope, I’ve never been on a plane

Have you ever been to the beach while eating a shoe flavoured lolly and met someone called ‘James’?
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Remulia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 578
Founded: Jun 22, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Remulia » Fri May 13, 2022 7:06 pm

Nope

Have you told a dad joke sometime?
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The Caleshan Valkyrie
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1353
Founded: Oct 07, 2004
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Caleshan Valkyrie » Fri May 13, 2022 7:08 pm

No, I didn't get a haircut. I GOT THEM ALL CUT.

Did you know that Uranus was almost called George?
Godulan Puppet #2, RPing as technologically advanced tribal society founded by mongols and vikings (and later with multiple other Asian and Native American cultures) motivated by an intrinsic devotion to the spirit of competition. They'll walk softly, talk softly, and make soothing noises as they stab you in the back and take your stuff... unless you're another Caleshan, whereupon they'll only stab you in the back figuratively!

Used NS stats: Population. That’s it. Anything else not stated in the factbooks is not used.

Intro RP: Gravity Ships and Garden Snips (involved tribes: Plainsrider, Hawkeye, Wavecrasher)
Current RP: A Rock Out of Place (involved tribes: Night Wolf, Deep Kraken, Starwalker)
Current RP (but in the past): Acrimony of Brothers (involved tribe: Deep Kraken)
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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
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Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Fri May 13, 2022 7:09 pm

Yes. Did I laugh. Probably

Ninja’d no

Did you ever hear the tragedy of the state mandated femboy?
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INT:| Teutonic Forces Perform Surprize Attack on Graudūšiai, War Reignites | England’s Labour Party Leader, Keir Starmer, to be Next Prime Minister | Ugandan Civil War Draws to an End as Bantu Kingdoms and Northern Tribes Begin Peacetalks | Pilots Lose License After Trying to Switch Planes MidFlight / NAT:| Radio ZUFR publicly apologizes For Miscategorizing Song | Astronauts Chosen to Go to Pluto

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Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff
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Dollystana
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Posts: 305
Founded: Aug 31, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dollystana » Fri May 13, 2022 7:11 pm

No, but I'd like to.

Have you ever had a pet beaver named "Sparky"?
I like warrior cats uwu and having fun
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