Title: Arterial Congestion
Description: Travel times are at an all time high as more and more people are driving on the highways. People flock to your office to give their opinions on the matter.
Validity: Nation must have cars
Option 1: "This is outrageous!" Says avid car hater and environmental enthusiast @@RANDOMNAME@@. "The cars on these roads are taking away from the beauty of @@NAME@@, and traffic jams make it impossible to get anywhere. I believe we should ban the usage of cars, both for the country, and the environment."
Effect: Traffic jams in @@NAME@@ are filled with bicycles
Option 2: “There are too many cars on the road and there’s not enough road to hold us!” Says local street racer @@RANDOMNAME@. “If we widen our highways by adding more lanes, then we’ll have more room to rac- I mean drive. We could also build highways to every town so there will be no more traffic jams.”
Effect: the sun is always eclipsed by highways in some neighborhoods
Option 3a: "I DO agree that we need more highways, but I think that COULD cause another problem." Mentions CEO of Fraud™ @@RANDOMNAME@@. "If we make TOO many highways, then we might NOT have ENOUGH cars on them. So, I propose that you FUND my company and we'll BUILD cars ON the road to ensure everyone ALWAYS has access to both open highways AND cars."
Validity: Capitalist
Option 3b: "I DO agree that we need more highways, but I think that COULD cause another problem." Mentions the Vroom Vroom Minister @@RANDOMNAME@@. "If we make TOO many highways, then we might NOT have ENOUGH on them. So, I propose that you FUND my ministry and we'll BUILD cars ON the road to ensure everyone ALWAYS has access to both open highways AND cars."
Validity: Socialist
Effect: the same red sedan is seen all across @@NAME@@
Option 4: “If we have such a big problem with cars on the roads, maybe we need more options.” Says bus driver @@RANDOMNAME@@ while @@HIS@@ son plays with a toy airplane. “We need buses, trains, and even planes to every town, that way there will be no problem getting around.”
Effect: entire neighborhoods are demolished in favor of massive airport networks
Option 5: KABOOM! You hear as a massive hole is blown in the wall of your office and a car with a bulldozer-like front bumper is seen within the aftermath. "Oh, uh, oops?" Says the man in the bulldozer car, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as he puts his car in reverse, "Hope you didn't need that!"
Effect 5: citizens go about their lives in cars that are beginning to look like Monster Trucks.
Co-written with Zerphen
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