Military Budgets Up For Approval
The Issue
The various branches of Almajoya's military brought their budget petitions to your attention and, as usual, they are all asking for widespread increases over the rest of the military departments.
The Debate
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6. "The military is a stain on the peace-loving nature of our nation!" cries Billy-Bob O'Bannon, while sporting a Rastifarian hat. "People should be allowed to choose what they do for a living! Conscription is wrong and I don't see why our tax jayas should go to such a despicable cause! The money should be going to more important places - like our pockets!"
The word is spelled "Rastafarian."