Swat Valley Slaves Ltd (CLOSED)

[Yusufzai Swat]

"High Quality, Ethically sourced"

Overseer- $65

Educated companion slave (Finishing school)- $60,000

Educated slave (Bachelors’ degree)- $55,000

Skilled worker- $40,000

Semi-skilled manual worker- $30,000

Semi skilled domestic worker- $500

Unskilled manual worker (male)- $250

Unskilled manual worker (female)- $62.50

* Most professions are available but not anything to do with interest (the charging of industry is illegal here).


2.5% of income goes to the orphans

[Wallowis]

This has been reported to the ULIBOR. Wallowis condemns this act of selling slaves.

[Harvonstan]

Can I get a discount if I buy in bulk?

[The Aquaria]

The United Liberation Organisation condemn this such an act of attempting to trade slaves. An ultimatum will be sent if the situation is not solved.

OOC: I just do not understand why new accounts love to make themselves slave traders.

[Unified Australasian Pirate Kings]

Do you have any fit young men for use as janissaries?

[Bigpipstan]

From the imperial council:
"The Anocratic empire would like to buy 225 educated slaves. If possible deliver them to the east bureacratic center on Acrab. They will be treated as equals once they are processed, map is provided with this official letter." map

[Unified Australasian Pirate Kings]

The United Liberation Organisation condemn this such an act of attempting to trade slaves. An ultimatum will be sent if the situation is not solved.

OOC: I just do not understand why new accounts love to make themselves slave traders.

Nerd

[Yusufzai Swat]

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From the imperial council:
"With a budget of 10,141,800 NSD the Anocratic empire would like to buy 225 educated slaves. If possible deliver them to the east bureacratic center on Acrab. They will be treated as equals once they are processed, map is provided with this official letter." map

“Accepted”
-they are promptly delivered-

Can I get a discount if I buy in bulk?

“Yes, a 10% discount.”

Do you have any fit young men for use as janissaries?

“Sadly we do not have good soldiers for sale for two reasons:
1. We do not tend to capture good soldiers as skilled soldiers are by definition used to capture (and those that are captured are generally wounded)
2. Slaves who enlist in our army are given freedom for slavery when they finish training, they do, however have to sign seven to ten year contracts.”

[The Aquaria]

The United Liberation Organisation condemn this such an act of attempting to trade slaves. An ultimatum will be sent if the situation is not solved.

OOC: I just do not understand why new accounts love to make themselves slave traders.

Nerd

Including you.

[Skolipendra Organization]

From the Offices of the Hand of the Centipede

For the declaration of trafficking sapient species, we of the Skolipendra Organization condemn the government of Yusufzai Swat.

The government of Yusufzai Swat is ordered to cease all such trafficking, and comply with all Skolipendra Internation Decrees, demanding the reorganization of the Yusufzai Swat government. Failure to comply with official Skolipendra Organization orders will be treated as an act of war, and the Skolipendra Organization will wage this war with the goal of the complete dissolution of the Yusufzai Swat state and all offices therein. You have 24 hours to make it known that you will act in compliance to our orders, or we will begin invasion. As a friendly reminder to the Yusufzai Swat government, the Skolipendra Organization does possess chemical weapons and will not hesitate to use them against enemies of the Skolipendra Organization.

Signed,
Commander of the Personnel Resources
Lahrinen Ta'hulin Khemara

[The Aquaria]

This has been reported to the ULIBOR. Wallowis condemns this act of selling slaves.

I guess it will be very slow to solve the problems if the new accounts never stop. From now on, if someone make a slave trade, declare war in sight and notify us in the military thread.

[Unified Australasian Pirate Kings]

Nerd

Including you.

Is that meant to be a comeback? Just go felch it straight out of your mother's tuppy hole if you want mine back from me pussiboi.

Also, your grammar is awful. 'This such an act?' Go back to school.

[The Aquaria]

Including you.

Is that meant to be a comeback? Just go felch it straight out of your mother's tuppy hole if you want mine back from me pussiboi.

Also, your grammar is awful. 'This such an act?' Go back to school.

Alright, so no one taught you manner, I think so? Flaming is a warn-able thing in the NS forum.

I disturb your anti-human trade, so you are mad?

[Skolipendra Organization]

This has been reported to the ULIBOR. Wallowis condemns this act of selling slaves.

I guess it will be very slow to solve the problems if the new accounts never stop. From now on, if someone make a slave trade, declare war in sight and notify us in the military thread.

As a military ally of ULIBOR, though not a member, we will likewise notify ULIBOR if we notice any new slave trades.

Yes, achieving positive progress can be slow when enemy states pop up everywhere. That is why we have WMDs and use them. Just the threat of using one tends to accomplish things a lot faster.

[Unified Australasian Pirate Kings]

Is that meant to be a comeback? Just go felch it straight out of your mother's tuppy hole if you want mine back from me pussiboi.

Also, your grammar is awful. 'This such an act?' Go back to school.

Alright, so no one taught you manner, I think so?

I disturb your anti-human trade, so you are mad?

I wouldn't call it mad. I just pity you, and want you to know it. Please desist your communist endeavors before the Pirate Assault Dinghies are sent your way.

[The Aquaria]

Alright, so no one taught you manner, I think so?

I disturb your anti-human trade, so you are mad?

I wouldn't call it mad. I just pity you, and want you to know it. Please desist your communist endeavors before the Pirate Assault Dinghies are sent your way.

Laughed. You are in modern time right?

[Unified Australasian Pirate Kings]

I guess it will be very slow to solve the problems if the new accounts never stop. From now on, if someone make a slave trade, declare war in sight and notify us in the military thread.

As a military ally of ULIBOR, though not a member, we will likewise notify ULIBOR if we notice any new slave trades.

Yes, achieving positive progress can be slow when enemy states pop up everywhere. That is why we have WMDs and use them. Just the threat of using one tends to accomplish things a lot faster.

We live on giant rafts. You destroy one? We build another out of the wreckage. You destroy two? We build two. Every Pirate has a close bond with the sea, and we may live in it without worry. Are you really going to bombard valuable reefs and marine life with no regard for how little it will gain for you?

[Wallowis]

Including you.

Is that meant to be a comeback? Just go felch it straight out of your mother's tuppy hole if you want mine back from me pussiboi.

Also, your grammar is awful. 'This such an act?' Go back to school.

Should I report this guy or will someone else?

[The Aquaria]

Is that meant to be a comeback? Just go felch it straight out of your mother's tuppy hole if you want mine back from me pussiboi.

Also, your grammar is awful. 'This such an act?' Go back to school.

Should I report this guy or will someone else?

His action is clearly flaming. I know he is pretty new but, a lesson for him is needed.

[Unified Australasian Pirate Kings]

Should I report this guy or will someone else?

His action is clearly flaming. I know he is pretty new but, a lesson for him is needed.

You sound like the sort of middle-aged, divorced, bored Karen that everyone else on their street of residence hates.

Stop it.
Get some help.

[Wallowis]

His action is clearly flaming. I know he is pretty new but, a lesson for him is needed.

You sound like the sort of middle-aged, divorced, bored Karen that everyone else on their street of residence hates.

Stop it.
Get some help.

I'll report him

[Unified Australasian Pirate Kings]

You sound like the sort of middle-aged, divorced, bored Karen that everyone else on their street of residence hates.

Stop it.
Get some help.

I'll report him

Imagine moralizing this hard.

[The Aquaria]

His action is clearly flaming. I know he is pretty new but, a lesson for him is needed.

You sound like the sort of middle-aged, divorced, bored Karen that everyone else on their street of residence hates.

Stop it.
Get some help.

I know right but,

That is incredibly effective toward someone who is only being taught to be insulting.

[Charoskania]

Excuse me if I act rude, but may I ask, what is the meaning of this?!
Human beings are not to be kept in chains!

[The Aquaria]

Excuse me if I act rude, but may I ask, what is the meaning of this?!
Human beings are not to be kept in chains!

That is something I would like to ask as well.