A Friendly Welcome from the Highly Creative Folks at SPAAC
Also, a note: Don't use this one! It's old. We have a new one.
Founded by Luigi Mario, the Spartan Philidelphia Almost Anything Corporation started out as a small chain of restaurants selling cheesesteaks.The company expanded slowly until its R&D department made an amazing leap forward on the road to understanding genetics. They created the delicious Cheese Cow, a cow whose beef is quite cheesey. Eventually, it was the largest producer of beef and cheese products in Spartan Philidelphia, and it was the 2nd largest chain restaurant as well. Soon, its founder, Luigi Mario, was able to expand the range of products to virtually almost anything. These days, SPAAC is one of the largest employers in Spartan Philidelphia and now sells a range of products over the entire world.
Hopefully, you remember our company's name, the Spartan Philidelphia Almost Anything Corporation. Did you notice the "Almost Anything?" We cannot sell everything and one noticeable group of unsellable objects are things with the letter W in their name. This is due to technical difficulties and such. We cannot even sell the precious Cheese Cow. (Previously, we were able to overcome the barriers thanks to science, but as we all know, science is bad. We angered the wraith of some deity and now we are once again unable to sell it.)
So that's all... start buying. Also, since you seem so curious, there is no plan to replace [insert your nation's name here] with
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SPAAC wrote:NOOB wrote:"i ordur w. llolozl"
So stealthy, so cunning. Silly noob!
Founder, and Co-CEO of SPAAC,
Coincidentally, is also the Supreme Leader of Spartan Philidelphia
The Gold $tuff Di$count $ection
The gold color i$ $o that it'll be harder to read!
We will be abu$ing the dollar $ign if you did not notice yet.
5% DI$COUNT GET! for all of tho$e who take the time to use correct grammar and punctuation. Hurray!
If I $ay how I like your idea, you automatically get 1% di$count for all purcha$e$. Hurray!
If you merely a$k for a 1-2% di$count, you will receive it. Hurray!