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Sensorland
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Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Sensorland » Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:59 pm

It's been a while since I've seen this game on F7, so here's a new incarnation.

Fortunately/Unfortunately is a simple game. We tell a story together, alternating between fortunate and unfortunate events. For example, we might see:

Examplistania: Fortunately, our heroes were rescued at the last second and managed to escape the deadly robo-tigers.
Demonstatia: Unfortunately, they ran right into a group of deadly robo-lions!
Illustratia: Fortunately, the robo-lions were easily disarmed with cuddles!
Nation 4: Unfortunately, our heroes were now completely lost and had no way home.


To begin:

Fortunately, Bob found a penny on the sidewalk.
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HISPIDA
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Anarchy

Postby HISPIDA » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:00 pm

unfortunately for bob, that was a time-traveling penny! he's been transported to the 1850's!
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The African Emirates
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Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:01 pm

Fortunately, Bob landed in 1850's New York, so he could at least try to make a living.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
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And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
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Untecna
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Untecna » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:03 pm

Unfortunately, he has to work in a sweatshop.
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NFL Team: 49rs
California is the best is the worst is kinda okay
I may not be an expert on them, but I feel like I know about way too many obscure video/audio formats.
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Anarchy and Cooperation
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Postby Anarchy and Cooperation » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:06 pm

fortunately, he gets payed well above average

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Hellburnenstein
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Founded: Nov 07, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hellburnenstein » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:10 pm

Unfortunately, his paycheck is a bomb and he explodes and dies, the end!!
JK

Unfortunatly, his boss whips him often

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Nashiraa
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Founded: Mar 27, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nashiraa » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:14 pm

fortunately, he met a rich heiress

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San Lumen
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby San Lumen » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:15 pm

unfortunately the heiress was kidnapped by General Di Ravello.

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The African Emirates
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Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:28 pm

Fortunately, Di Ravello gets hit with a plane that got stuck in the horrific Just Cause physics engine, and Bob reunites with the heiress.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Nashiraa
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Founded: Mar 27, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Nashiraa » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:56 pm

unfortunately her ex-boyfriend is a werewolf and isn't happy about bob

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South Olpen
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Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby South Olpen » Wed Feb 02, 2022 2:58 pm

Fortunately, he's a clergyman so he can bless any water and get as many crosses as needed,
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Untecna
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Untecna » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:26 pm

Unfortunately, he has stolen a cross and has been arrested.
Dragon with internet access. I am coming for your data. More for the hoard.
NFL Team: 49rs
California is the best is the worst is kinda okay
I may not be an expert on them, but I feel like I know about way too many obscure video/audio formats.
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The African Emirates
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Posts: 242
Founded: Aug 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The African Emirates » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:34 pm

Fortunately, he made such a funny pun about crosses that he was released immediately without charges being raised.
A robotic civilization spanning multiple universes,
and traveling around the omniverse through F O L D S P A C E !
And yeah. Forcibly assimilating civilizations. That too.
We are neither African nor an Emirate, surrender your neural patterns.
A [0.636] civilization(Tier 11, Level 4, Type 11), according to this index.
Current Year: haha made ya look C.E.
Goddamn it not again Ernest
PRO: Israel(2-state solution), Climate Change Awareness, World Federalism, LGBT+, Net Neutrality, Bingus, Choice, The Singularity(don't ask)
NEUTRAL: Communism, Floppa
AGAINST: Protectionism, Neo-Nazis, Brexit, Alt-Right, Trump, Sweet Potatoes

PolComp: -7.88, -7.95
Stats are only good when they benefit me

Gender is unable to fit within under 10 yottabytes

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Pathoal
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Founded: Jan 04, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Pathoal » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:40 pm

Unfortunately, an angry mob with no sense of humour immensely seized him, tied him to a stake, and pelted him with eggs.
aka Comfed

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South Olpen
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Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby South Olpen » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:45 pm

Fortunately, the vampire confused a mobster with him. He bit the mobster, causing panic, and giving the dude a chance to escape.
The Scezonian Telegram Dep. of Defense Announces Anti-Ballistic Missile Research | Election 2028; Opinions of Candidates | War Between Galapagos and Aursi... Again

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The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.


American Legionaries wrote:Baseball fans are liars, bitching about politics is the real American pass time.

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Berusturg
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Founded: Nov 22, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Berusturg » Wed Feb 02, 2022 3:50 pm

Unfortunately, The vampire bit the mobster. Now he's an angry vampire mobster with no sense of humor that is chasing you down.
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Diaboland
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Ex-Nation

Postby Diaboland » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:29 pm

Fortunately, Bob is just in a movie. Everyone is an actor.

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Goraria
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Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:35 pm

Unfortunately, Bob was watching said movie and then suddenly some mobsters attacked the movie theater with Bob in it.
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Untecna
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Untecna » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:36 pm

Fortunately, Arnold Schwarzenegger comes to save the day.
Dragon with internet access. I am coming for your data. More for the hoard.
NFL Team: 49rs
California is the best is the worst is kinda okay
I may not be an expert on them, but I feel like I know about way too many obscure video/audio formats.
Issues Author (#1520) | Failed GA Resolution Author

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South Olpen
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Founded: Jan 23, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby South Olpen » Wed Feb 02, 2022 4:59 pm

Unfortunately, Arnold is bitten by a secret vampire in the mob. Now, there's a vampire Arnold Schwartzenager.
The Scezonian Telegram Dep. of Defense Announces Anti-Ballistic Missile Research | Election 2028; Opinions of Candidates | War Between Galapagos and Aursi... Again

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The Blaatschapen wrote:They could serve as a distraction.

Of course, in modern combat, that's what the French are for.


American Legionaries wrote:Baseball fans are liars, bitching about politics is the real American pass time.

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Goraria
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Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Thu Feb 03, 2022 5:56 am

Fortunately, Arnold only attacked the mobsters.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
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(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
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You might find me in forum 7.
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Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.

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The Republic of Western Sol
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Founded: Oct 13, 2021
Libertarian Police State

Postby The Republic of Western Sol » Thu Feb 03, 2022 5:58 am

Unfortunately, all the mobsters turn into vampire mobsters

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Indochina and Oceania
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Posts: 53
Founded: Sep 15, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Indochina and Oceania » Thu Feb 03, 2022 6:02 am

Fortunately, the time-traveling penny transported Bob to the future, away from the vampire mobsters
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Comoristaniat
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Founded: Jan 17, 2022
Ex-Nation

Postby Comoristaniat » Thu Feb 03, 2022 6:07 am

Indochina and Oceania wrote:Fortunately, the time-traveling penny transported Bob to the future, away from the vampire mobsters

Unfortunately, It transported him 5 billion years into the future and the growing sun is about to eat the EarthTM
This nation (to everyone's dismay) does represent my RL views.

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Janpia
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Founded: Jul 20, 2021
Democratic Socialists

Postby Janpia » Thu Feb 03, 2022 6:12 am

Fortunately, he is on a fast interstellar spaceship

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