1 2 3 4 F
PIU 3 7 0 7 17
BUF 10 9 3 14 36
BOX PIU BUF
1 Nathan Kennedy 44 yard pass from Tom Ehrlich (Jaessa Kimimoto-Chávez kick) 0 7
Jack Porwhich 46 yard field goal 3 7
Jaessa Kimimoto-Chávez 36 yard field goal 3 10
2 Tom Ehrlich 10 yard rush (kick failed) 3 16
James Peters 18 yard pass from Sebastian Cohortez (Jack Porwhich kick) 10 16
Jaessa Kimimoto-Chávez 42 yard field goal 10 19
3 Jaessa Kimimoto-Chávez 30 yard field goal 10 22
4 Juggernaut Jacobs 1 yard rush (Jaessa Kimimoto-Chávez kick) 10 29
Noah Langerud 37 yard pass from Tom Ehrlich (Jaessa Kimimoto-Chávez kick) 10 36
AJ Samson 4 yard pass from Sebastian Cohortez (Jack Porwhich kick) 17 36
Delaclav tight end Robbie Hahn has been suspended for drug use. What kind of drugs have the Janissaries been taking?
Kuruk Pitalesharo
The defensive end was one of three players to record a sack of young quarterback Sebastian Cohortez in the Janissaries' win over the Phoenixes of Pius Desurongcrandis. He prepared for the game by drinking a shamanic concoction that included jimsonweed extract, and the ferocity he directed at Cohortez reflected his vision of him as a "coyote".
Zebulon Badgerfarmer
As a God-fearing Puritan, Zebulon scrupulously abstains from alcohol and tobacco, and would never indulge in narcotics. He does, however, have quite a stash of rye bread farls, made for him by his sister, and the steadily growing ergot fungus on them is giving rise to some powerful hallucinations. Perhaps that explains why a player who started the tournament as the Janissaries' surest handed receiver has been dropping everything lately, once again suffering an awful game against the Phoenixes (following an equally bad one against... the Phoenixes?).
Tommy Herschlag
Despite what turned out to be a high scoring day, Tommy was kept busy as a punter, having to trot out 6 times. His dual use as a receiver has taken its toll on his body and he's started to develop turf toe. Seeking treatment for this painful condition, he's sought out Docktor Winckelmann's Patented Cure-All Medickal Syrup, a pretty standard over the counter medication in Tommy's era, cocaine, morphine, all the usual stuff.
Tom Ehrlich
A great TD:INT ratio has masked some pretty conservative play from Ehrlich, but despite another Captain Checkdown showing against the Phoenixes, fans of the Janissaries were delighted to see him finally risk that injured knee and run it a little more. A dual-threat in college, Ehrlich has largely clung to the pocket for the Janissaries, but tonight he had over 50 yards rushing for the first time, including his first rushing touchdown. He celebrated with a little reefer, to the immense disapproval of left tackle Brandon Starbuck who decried such communistic hippie tendencies from his quarterback.