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[Draft] Repeal "Declaration on Hippopotamuses"

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[Draft] Repeal "Declaration on Hippopotamuses"

Postby Republic Of Ludwigsburg » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:27 am

Draft 1:
Dear World Assembly,
Impressed by this resolution's movement to educate people about hippos,
Dismayed at their attacks saying that hippos are "large" knowing that they are trying to bring hippos into depression by calling them fat,
Shocked at the implying that all hippos can "become aggressive towards people, as well as towards animals, without any warning;"
Terrified at the author's implying that hippos are aggressive and fat animals.

Happy that the author affirms that "no Hippo is truly a pygmy".
Sad that the author tries to demean Hippopotamuses.
Caring for the mental health of Hippos
Hereby repeals “Declaration on Hippopotamuses”.

If anyone wants to co-author tg me.
Draft 2:
Dear World Assembly,
Impressed by this resolution's movement to educate people about hippos,
Dismayed at their attacks saying that hippos are "large" knowing that they are trying to bring hippos into depression by calling them fat,
Shocked at the implying that all hippos can "become aggressive towards people, as well as towards animals, without any warning;"
Terrified at the author's implying that hippos are aggressive and fat animals.

Happy that the author affirms that "no Hippo is truly a pygmy".
Sad that the author tries to demean Hippopotamuses.
Caring for the mental health of Hippos,
Knowing that some hippos can be fat as the resolution implies,
Arguing that many hippos are very cute, namely baby hippos,
Informing that this resolution is inherently anti-fat,
Hereby repeals “Declaration on Hippopotamuses”.
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Postby The Hazar Amisnery » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:34 am

Well hippos are fat and aggressive, look it up on google. There is no need for this very non-biased declaration to be repealed.
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Postby Republic Of Ludwigsburg » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:38 am

The Hazar Amisnery wrote:Well hippos are fat and aggressive, look it up on google. There is no need for this very non-biased declaration to be repealed.

I'm sorry, but have you seen cute cuddly baby hippos?
Also they're not fat. They're average weight for their species.
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:40 am

Neither funny nor clever and you’ve misspelled “Declaration “ in the title of your OP. A very poor attempt, please try harder.
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Postby Republic Of Ludwigsburg » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:50 am

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Neither funny nor clever and you’ve misspelled “Declaration “ in the title of your OP. A very poor attempt, please try harder.

The resolution is not trying to be funny or clever. It's more like trying to ruin the fun of an actual funny resolution by repealing it with hippo-support. I also fixed to declaration thing and I doubt I will ever submit but if I actually think I finished it I might.
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Postby -Astoria- » Tue Nov 30, 2021 1:52 am

Republic Of Ludwigsburg wrote:
The Hazar Amisnery wrote:Well hippos are fat and aggressive, look it up on google. There is no need for this very non-biased declaration to be repealed.

I'm sorry, but have you seen cute cuddly baby hippos?
Also they're not fat. They're average weight for their species.

For their species, sure, but compared to humans? They're large.
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Postby Republic Of Ludwigsburg » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:02 am

-Astoria- wrote:
Republic Of Ludwigsburg wrote:I'm sorry, but have you seen cute cuddly baby hippos?
Also they're not fat. They're average weight for their species.

For their species, sure, but compared to humans? They're large.

Or, humans are short
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Postby Wayneactia » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:32 am

Republic Of Ludwigsburg wrote:
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Neither funny nor clever and you’ve misspelled “Declaration “ in the title of your OP. A very poor attempt, please try harder.

The resolution is not trying to be funny or clever. It's more like trying to ruin the fun of an actual funny resolution by repealing it with hippo-support. I also fixed to declaration thing and I doubt I will ever submit but if I actually think I finished it I might.

So this is just a figment of the games imagination?

Security Council Proposal
ID: republic_of_ludwigsburg_1638242258

Repeal: “Declaration On Hippopotamuses”

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.

Category: Repeal
Resolution: SC#361
Proposed by: Republic Of Ludwigsburg
Security Council Resolution #361 “Declaration on Hippopotamuses” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Dear World Assembly,
Impressed by this resolution's movement to educate people about hippos,
Dismayed at their attacks saying that hippos are "large" knowing that they are trying to bring hippos into depression by calling them fat,
Shocked at the implying that all hippos can "become aggressive towards people, as well as towards animals, without any warning;"
Terrified at the author's implying that hippos are aggressive and fat animals.

Happy that the author affirms that "no Hippo is truly a pygmy".
Sad that the author tries to demean Hippopotamuses.
Caring for the mental health of Hippos,
Hereby:
1. Reminds this organization about all the anti-Hippo propaganda in this resolution.
2. Affirms that not all Hippos are fat and aggressive.
3. Recognizing the cute and cuddlyness of baby Hippos,

Hereby repeals “Declaration on Hippopotamuses”.

Approvals: 1 (Liga Sancta)

Status: ILLEGAL — HELD
Illegal (1): Sedgistan

98 minutes ago: Sedgistan: Illegal — Rule 1e - the first "Hereby" clause is attempting to make new Declarations. A repeal can only repeal.
Status: Lacking Support (requires 58 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 2 days 19 hours
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Postby Republic Of Ludwigsburg » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:48 am

Wayneactia wrote:
Republic Of Ludwigsburg wrote:The resolution is not trying to be funny or clever. It's more like trying to ruin the fun of an actual funny resolution by repealing it with hippo-support. I also fixed to declaration thing and I doubt I will ever submit but if I actually think I finished it I might.

So this is just a figment of the games imagination?

Security Council Proposal
ID: republic_of_ludwigsburg_1638242258

Repeal: “Declaration On Hippopotamuses”

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.

Category: Repeal
Resolution: SC#361
Proposed by: Republic Of Ludwigsburg
Security Council Resolution #361 “Declaration on Hippopotamuses” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Dear World Assembly,
Impressed by this resolution's movement to educate people about hippos,
Dismayed at their attacks saying that hippos are "large" knowing that they are trying to bring hippos into depression by calling them fat,
Shocked at the implying that all hippos can "become aggressive towards people, as well as towards animals, without any warning;"
Terrified at the author's implying that hippos are aggressive and fat animals.

Happy that the author affirms that "no Hippo is truly a pygmy".
Sad that the author tries to demean Hippopotamuses.
Caring for the mental health of Hippos,
Hereby:
1. Reminds this organization about all the anti-Hippo propaganda in this resolution.
2. Affirms that not all Hippos are fat and aggressive.
3. Recognizing the cute and cuddlyness of baby Hippos,

Hereby repeals “Declaration on Hippopotamuses”.

Approvals: 1 (Liga Sancta)

Status: ILLEGAL — HELD
Illegal (1): Sedgistan
98 minutes ago: Sedgistan: Illegal — Rule 1e - the first "Hereby" clause is attempting to make new Declarations. A repeal can only repeal.
Status: Lacking Support (requires 58 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 2 days 19 hours

I submitted before I made a draft thread..
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Postby -Astoria- » Tue Nov 30, 2021 3:04 am

Republic Of Ludwigsburg wrote:
-Astoria- wrote:For their species, sure, but compared to humans? They're large.

Or, humans are short

I don't think I have to remind you that the people who will vote on it will be (usually) humans.
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Republic Of Ludwigsburg wrote:
Wayneactia wrote:So this is just a figment of the games imagination?

Security Council Proposal
ID: republic_of_ludwigsburg_1638242258

Repeal: “Declaration On Hippopotamuses”

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.

Category: Repeal
Resolution: SC#361
Proposed by: Republic Of Ludwigsburg
Security Council Resolution #361 “Declaration on Hippopotamuses” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Dear World Assembly,
Impressed by this resolution's movement to educate people about hippos,
Dismayed at their attacks saying that hippos are "large" knowing that they are trying to bring hippos into depression by calling them fat,
Shocked at the implying that all hippos can "become aggressive towards people, as well as towards animals, without any warning;"
Terrified at the author's implying that hippos are aggressive and fat animals.

Happy that the author affirms that "no Hippo is truly a pygmy".
Sad that the author tries to demean Hippopotamuses.
Caring for the mental health of Hippos,
Hereby:
1. Reminds this organization about all the anti-Hippo propaganda in this resolution.
2. Affirms that not all Hippos are fat and aggressive.
3. Recognizing the cute and cuddlyness of baby Hippos,

Hereby repeals “Declaration on Hippopotamuses”.

Approvals: 1 (Liga Sancta)

Status: ILLEGAL — HELD
Illegal (1): Sedgistan
98 minutes ago: Sedgistan: Illegal — Rule 1e - the first "Hereby" clause is attempting to make new Declarations. A repeal can only repeal.
Status: Lacking Support (requires 58 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 2 days 19 hours

I submitted before I made a draft thread..

There's your problem there: you didn't open it to discussion before you sent it off.
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Postby Team Lennox » Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:51 am

Wayneactia wrote:
Republic Of Ludwigsburg wrote:The resolution is not trying to be funny or clever. It's more like trying to ruin the fun of an actual funny resolution by repealing it with hippo-support. I also fixed to declaration thing and I doubt I will ever submit but if I actually think I finished it I might.

So this is just a figment of the games imagination?

Security Council Proposal
ID: republic_of_ludwigsburg_1638242258

Repeal: “Declaration On Hippopotamuses”

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.

Category: Repeal
Resolution: SC#361
Proposed by: Republic Of Ludwigsburg
Security Council Resolution #361 “Declaration on Hippopotamuses” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Dear World Assembly,
Impressed by this resolution's movement to educate people about hippos,
Dismayed at their attacks saying that hippos are "large" knowing that they are trying to bring hippos into depression by calling them fat,
Shocked at the implying that all hippos can "become aggressive towards people, as well as towards animals, without any warning;"
Terrified at the author's implying that hippos are aggressive and fat animals.

Happy that the author affirms that "no Hippo is truly a pygmy".
Sad that the author tries to demean Hippopotamuses.
Caring for the mental health of Hippos,
Hereby:
1. Reminds this organization about all the anti-Hippo propaganda in this resolution.
2. Affirms that not all Hippos are fat and aggressive.
3. Recognizing the cute and cuddlyness of baby Hippos,

Hereby repeals “Declaration on Hippopotamuses”.

Approvals: 1 (Liga Sancta)

Status: ILLEGAL — HELD
Illegal (1): Sedgistan

98 minutes ago: Sedgistan: Illegal — Rule 1e - the first "Hereby" clause is attempting to make new Declarations. A repeal can only repeal.
Status: Lacking Support (requires 58 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 2 days 19 hours

Wayne ur so right like always!
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Postby Republic Of Ludwigsburg » Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:05 am

Wayneactia wrote:
Republic Of Ludwigsburg wrote:The resolution is not trying to be funny or clever. It's more like trying to ruin the fun of an actual funny resolution by repealing it with hippo-support. I also fixed to declaration thing and I doubt I will ever submit but if I actually think I finished it I might.

So this is just a figment of the games imagination?

Security Council Proposal
ID: republic_of_ludwigsburg_1638242258

Repeal: “Declaration On Hippopotamuses”

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.

Category: Repeal
Resolution: SC#361
Proposed by: Republic Of Ludwigsburg
Security Council Resolution #361 “Declaration on Hippopotamuses” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Dear World Assembly,
Impressed by this resolution's movement to educate people about hippos,
Dismayed at their attacks saying that hippos are "large" knowing that they are trying to bring hippos into depression by calling them fat,
Shocked at the implying that all hippos can "become aggressive towards people, as well as towards animals, without any warning;"
Terrified at the author's implying that hippos are aggressive and fat animals.

Happy that the author affirms that "no Hippo is truly a pygmy".
Sad that the author tries to demean Hippopotamuses.
Caring for the mental health of Hippos,
Hereby:
1. Reminds this organization about all the anti-Hippo propaganda in this resolution.
2. Affirms that not all Hippos are fat and aggressive.
3. Recognizing the cute and cuddlyness of baby Hippos,

Hereby repeals “Declaration on Hippopotamuses”.

Approvals: 1 (Liga Sancta)

Status: ILLEGAL — HELD
Illegal (1): Sedgistan

98 minutes ago: Sedgistan: Illegal — Rule 1e - the first "Hereby" clause is attempting to make new Declarations. A repeal can only repeal.
Status: Lacking Support (requires 58 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 2 days 19 hours

Team Lennox wrote:
Wayneactia wrote:So this is just a figment of the games imagination?

Security Council Proposal
ID: republic_of_ludwigsburg_1638242258

Repeal: “Declaration On Hippopotamuses”

A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.

Category: Repeal
Resolution: SC#361
Proposed by: Republic Of Ludwigsburg
Security Council Resolution #361 “Declaration on Hippopotamuses” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

Dear World Assembly,
Impressed by this resolution's movement to educate people about hippos,
Dismayed at their attacks saying that hippos are "large" knowing that they are trying to bring hippos into depression by calling them fat,
Shocked at the implying that all hippos can "become aggressive towards people, as well as towards animals, without any warning;"
Terrified at the author's implying that hippos are aggressive and fat animals.

Happy that the author affirms that "no Hippo is truly a pygmy".
Sad that the author tries to demean Hippopotamuses.
Caring for the mental health of Hippos,
Hereby:
1. Reminds this organization about all the anti-Hippo propaganda in this resolution.
2. Affirms that not all Hippos are fat and aggressive.
3. Recognizing the cute and cuddlyness of baby Hippos,

Hereby repeals “Declaration on Hippopotamuses”.

Approvals: 1 (Liga Sancta)

Status: ILLEGAL — HELD
Illegal (1): Sedgistan

98 minutes ago: Sedgistan: Illegal — Rule 1e - the first "Hereby" clause is attempting to make new Declarations. A repeal can only repeal.
Status: Lacking Support (requires 58 more approvals)

Voting Ends: in 2 days 19 hours

Wayne ur so right like always!

Please give actual constructive criticism before coming to conclusions. When I made that proposal I was bored at the time and so a unknowingly submitted. Please don't say "hAhA hE pRoPoSeD bEfOrE".
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Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:14 am

Oh constructive criticism required eh? Well the best way to improve this draft would be to drop a hippopotamus on it from a great height. The resulting mess should then be buried in a swamp for six months and recycled as firelighters.

It could only be an improvement.
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Postby Outer Sparta » Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:45 am

Republic Of Ludwigsburg wrote:
Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Neither funny nor clever and you’ve misspelled “Declaration “ in the title of your OP. A very poor attempt, please try harder.

The resolution is not trying to be funny or clever. It's more like trying to ruin the fun of an actual funny resolution by repealing it with hippo-support. I also fixed to declaration thing and I doubt I will ever submit but if I actually think I finished it I might.

Don't think it's a particularly clever attempt at a repeal.
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Postby Vikanias » Wed Dec 01, 2021 10:58 pm

Opposed as I was one of the main supporters of the Hippo legislation, and I influenced the addition of how Hippo’s are aggressive.
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Postby Apatosaurus » Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:32 am

Opposed. Hippos are larged, the world must know!
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Postby RiderSyl » Thu Dec 02, 2021 10:48 am

Republic Of Ludwigsburg wrote:Please give actual constructive criticism

Repeal something else, maybe, 'cause there's no chance you repeal this

There, constructive!
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Postby All Wild Things » Thu Dec 02, 2021 4:46 pm

The Declaration On Hippopotamuses is too important a piece of legislation to be repealed. By far the most significant is clause 4:

"with known maximum lengths in excess of 16 ½ feet and maximum weights [in the wild] in excess of 4'400 pounds, Hippos are really very large."

This gives us clear guidance on what is meant by the word "large". So when a Commendation or Condemnation says that a nation had a large impact on the world, we know that the nation's impact was approximately equivalent to an impact of 4'400 pounds.
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Postby Tsu Shima » Mon Dec 06, 2021 8:11 pm

I fully support Declaration On Hippopotamuses, as it provides metric guidelines towards the WA that would otherwise not be present in weighing materials. Hippopotamuses are also a very important food source in Tsu Shima, so I will not support your repeal.


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