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Group D Matchday 2: Chromatika 1-2 KandorithFollowing the 1-2 defeat against Kandorith, the Chromatik Football Federation announced that they had reached a "mutual understanding" with Tim Landers and Richard Valens to have the upcoming match against Nephara be the last one in their tenure as the head of the Anomalies.
Kandorith Goals: Honda '11, Hamada '28
Chromatika Goal: Gainsbourg '82
Starting XI (4-4-1-1): Fillar, J.; Xiao - de Aea - Anbient - Ilya; Humphreys - Armageddon (C) - Zuniga - Kuznetsov; Hauser; Gainsbourg.
Substitutes: Fillar, B. -> Zuniga ('61), Odling -> de Aea ('74), Fillar, E. -> Kuznetsov ('81)
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by Turori » Sat Oct 16, 2021 7:59 pm
Turori 4 - 2 The Holy Empire
Goals: :: 20' Meldi'ita Mungwaii:: 33' Meldi'ita Mungwaii:: 70' Nua'oma Aikiki:: 73' Meldi'ita Mungwaii
Team: Wiyauw An'maude, Mikki Mayelli (Biliki Rona'atu'i 62'), Lulu Pumaziiri, Amakli Inuro'o, Karek Edgeli (Naraiza Ruaplal 58'), Kentu Umaka'a, Kiidallen Aeroluzzi, Daliora Toru'u, Lati'ala Giaoka (Cuoabaza Orani’aoa 67'), Meldi'ita Mungwaii, Nua'oma Aikiki
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#WC89 - #NigelCometh - #CupOfElephants
Turori [1] - [0] Commonwealth of Baker Park
GOALS: Turori :: 36' Nua'oma Aikiki
STATS: Turori :: Possession: 54%:: Shots: 4:: Corners: 5 Commonwealth of Baker Park :: Possession: 46%:: Shots: 3:: Corners: 5
Lineup: [GK] Wiyauw An'maude, [D.] Moumouni Verre'elali, [D.] Amakli Inuro'o, [D.] Planio’o Nrujsa, [D.] Biliki Rona'atu'i, [ML] Daliora Toru'u, [MC] Cuoabaza Orani’aoa, [MC] Kentu Umaka'a, [MR] Tulaki Rauogba, [FC] Turakia Diijelhma, [FC] Nua'oma Aikiki
Bench: [FC] Loala Inkabu, [FC] Kala'a Yuliizala, [M] Lati'ala Giaoka, [M] Kiidallen Aeroluzzi, [U ] Lulu Pumaziiri, [D] Karek Edgeli, [GK] Cocoabo #86
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by Tumbra » Mon Oct 18, 2021 12:23 am
Tumbra 0 - 1 Pasarga
TMB (4-3-3): 12 - Louis Addison; 2 - Ryan Hughes, 4 - Ian Ashburn, 5 - Harry Henderson, 19 - Russell White (3 - Chris Carter, 62'); 6 - Vincent Hicks, 8 - Craig McGrath, 16 - Leo Hooper (10 - Phil Cole, 74'); 17 - Neil Fraser (7 - George Hilton, 85'), 9 - Robin Vaughn; 11 - Nick Riordan
TMB scorers: Nil
Player of the Match: Elek Salai (PAS)
Nigel (Omnio)
Online now
Nigel?
Hey, stephen. sup
uhhh
This may be a lil weird for me to ask off the bat but
Yeah? go ahead, man, no worries
Are you in a relationship rn?
I don’t swing that way lol, but thanks for asking
…
Nah, only joking. yeah, i’m in a relationship, have been for two or so years
So you’ve been in love before?
Considerably more times than i’ve been in relationships yeah
What...what was it like? Your first time?
Oh, stephen, it’s different for everybody. every time. it’s unique to yourself!
sure, but like…
There have to be some common things you experience, right
Like, idk
Alright alright. i’m assuming that this is your first time that you’ve felt these things you’re feeling and you’re messaging me because you’re not sure whether these feelings are love or not
also bc you asked me what my first time was like. really only seeing that now.
Ok, first i want you to know that these feelings are normal. there’s nothing wrong with you. aight
...ok?
Genuinely i’m saying this bc. the first time i fell in love i didn’t know what it felt like either. like. the first few times i said i fell in ‘love’ it was during like, high school. but this kind love feels different from true love, y’know? it mainly comes from spending time together. like, so much time together, really. don’t make that mistake. ofc im not saying that can’t be love but like
uhhh nigel i think you’re going off-topic
Right. okay.
First question
Do you like being around this person
yes
but like i can like being around them and still see them as friends
Shhhhh
Don’t interrupt
Second question
When you look at this person do you feel...nervous
yes
Ok. ok. third question. when you’re around this person. do you feel like your day has improved. like for example if you’re having a bad day and this person just shows up
it doesn’t matter how, like just a text message like rn
do you feel better
yes
Aight! last question. this is gonna be an open-ended one so i need a good response
What happened recently that made you ask me this question?
well. uh. we’ve been friends for a while now. so like a few days ago? we were at this cff thing teaching kids how to play football, you see, and during one of the breaks i decided to go have a chat with her. but i suddenly got like. nervous. like, idk why i suddenly felt that, like i’d never felt that way before
anyway, i grabbed two drinks to have a convo with her. which was also super weird. bc as i said we’ve been friends for quite a while. and like i suddenly froze when passing the drink to her...and she like...idk...i’m cringing just thinking about it
i was so dumb nigel
Ok. that’s all i need to know.
You ready to hear the results of my super in-depth and entirely scientific questioning
...sure
you sure?
Yes please
Congratulations! You Are In Love!
or at least in the beginning stages of it idk i’m not a psychiatrist
no way
no
no
Feel free to doubt my results, tbh, but i’m speaking from experience here
fuck
Stephen, Trudy’s a wonderful person, and I wouldn’t be half surprised if she’s feeling the same way as you are, right now.
why would she lol
wait
how the fuck
...i’m a footballer, but i’m not stupid, Stephen. when you asked me the question i was already half suspecting who the person was. your story just confirmed it lol. it really can’t be anyone else. unless you’re telling me you somehow picked up a chromatik girl…
fucking hell
Falling in love, Stephen, is normal. It’s part of growing up.
yeah but like we’re friends. i don’t want to ruin that by falling in love with her. what if she says no lol
how do i recover from that
it’ll be so fucking awkward
lol might as well transfer me to urheddiao at that point
Ok. Listen to me, Stephen Kerr, and yes, I’m using proper punctuation because this is a Very Important Point I want to make
Most relationships begin as good friendships. Aight. I’m not saying that all good friendships should become relationships, because they really shouldn’t. There’s also no reason why you fessing up will end your friendship, alright?
...ok
What I recommend you do now is that you...take some time. Feel it out — is it really love or is this just infatuation? You’ve just moved to a new country, you’re alone for the most part, you’re lonely, sometimes. It’s not surprising that you’d feel this way towards someone who you’re spending a lot of time with. Because you know them.
Give it a bit of time. If you’re still conflicted, feeling like this, in a bit of time
And I can’t say for sure how long, because love’s this stupid thing that nobody really has gotten their heads around
But trust me, you’ll know. One day, it’ll all clear up, and you’ll realise whether this person is who you’re truly in love with. And then all the feelings — the nervousness. anxiety. all of that, Stephen, it’ll melt away. And if you’re really in love, that’s what you’ll feel. Clarity. That’s what you’ll feel.
And that’s the most important bit.
thanks, nigel.
Anytime. Come back to me if you’re still facing problems. I’m not...qualified...to speak on this in any sense of the term, but if I can help you in any way, then I’ll try my best.
leysa
Online now
Trudy?
Leys
How did you — what — I hadn’t even said anything
Oh, I saw you were typing. What’s up?
I, uh, wanted to talk about...love.
Ooh. Are you in love?
No...I don’t think.
Is someone in love with you?
See, that’s the part I’m confused about
Hm. I think I know who this might be
...is it that obvious?
Yes. Yes, it is. What’re you confused about? You can tell me everything.
So
If someone likes you is it normal for them to like
Act weirdly around you or something
...what happened with Stephen?
The other day we were at the CFF thing in Dre’a, yknow, regular stuff. We had a break, he came over with some drinks then...froze. Like, completely lost. He seemed ok afterwards, so I’m not sure if it was an anxiety attack or what not. But he...didn’t want to seem to look me in the eyes. I’m not sure if something’s wrong with him or…
Or?
...or if he likes me.
Hm.
what’s that supposed to mean, leys…
Where do I begin?
You’re married, aren’t you? What was it like for you?
Yeah. Three years ago.
How’d you two meet?
You know how Chromatik’s owned by Henza Architecture? We met at a function, about five years ago. I was 23, he was 25...instantly smitten. He was an architect. Still is, actually, heh.
But we started going out soon after. It was a tad difficult, with our careers and all, but we managed to make it stick.
How did he act around you?
Nothing out of the ordinary, really! I guess he was a bit shy at first, but he’s that kind of person. There was always going to be the awkwardness when we first met, but...I think we got over that fairly fine.
It’s...a bit different from your story, I guess
wait
what story
no, Leysa, I don’t
As in, the way you two met.
Unless?
No!
I figured. Anyways, back to Stephen. Was this the first time he was acting in this way?
I...guess? Nothing out of the ordinary before this...I’m not entirely sure this was an anxiety attack
But he can’t have gotten feelings for me out of nowhere, could he?
Sometimes, Trudy, feelings can spring out of nowhere, and in the most unexpected of places. Of course, you’re under no obligation — and I want to stress that there is none, whatsoever — to oblige, reciprocate or give anything back to him, if he does like you. If you want my personal opinion
yes please
You two have gone through a lot together, haven’t you? It’s amazing to think he literally stumbled into your life in a cafe. Won the Under 18 World Cup. A Di Bradini Cup. Been to the World Cup together, went across Chromatika together. Campaigned for equality, made it work, helped him through possibly the hardest part of his life together so far, and now you two are team-mates. I’m not saying that this is a guaranteed catalyst for feelings of any sort, but from what you’ve told me so far about Stephen I doubt he’s ever been in a proper romantic relationship.
So…?
Most people tend to, well, enter their first romantic relationships at your age. And, well, you two have gone through a lot together. This is the exact sort of thing that, well, would give rise to feelings.
so you think he likes me?
I think there’s a chance. A good chance. I cannot be certain, because I’ve never met him. If anything happens, be it good or bad, let me know.
you literally live in wirr tsi now
Well...I’ll always be here for you. Unless you’re wearing grey and I’m wearing yellow and blue.
thanks leysa
you’re truly a lifesaver
Stephanie
Online now
steph
wait
why are you awake now
i'm in university. shit tends to keep you awake till the wee hours of the night
get some sleep please
eh, i’m used to it. serrapince has a pretty good late night food scene. and i specifically avoid morning lectures/classes
but what’s up?
you’re dating someone, right?
yeah. mom and dad don’t know, though.
who’s he?
she, actually. helle. i met her a while back. a transfer student from ao. aboveland, actually.
huh, cool.
yeah we both hit it off pretty well, and, well...stuff happened. six months and counting.
wow
don’t tell mom or dad.
not yet, at least
course not.
you scared?
yeah. not sure how they’ll react. and i do want to come out to mom and dad...one day.
your secret’s safe, dw
wait
you’re asking me this bc
bitch YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND
no
nothing like that
OH
YOU’RE IN LOVE
MY OLDER BROTHER
I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME
noooooo
well
WHO IS IT
IS IT THAT MIDFIELDER GIRL YOU WENT ON HOLIDAY WITH
fucking
OH MY GOD
IT IS
WOW
...
okay okay i’ll stop
but seriously i’m super happy for you like
you’ve literally never had these feelings for anyone before and you’re finally having them! you’re finally growing up!
what the fuck
i don’t even know whether they’re like...feelings of love or something
ok
ok
ask yourself
i’ve had this convo with someone else steph
and what did they say
...that i probably was
HAH
I KNEW IT
wait then why are you messaging me
i’m probably going to tell you the same things and you’re probably, from the way you’re texting, not going to like them
well, you’re more experienced in these things than i am
by a lot
yes, by a lot
so i want to know like
where did you go once you...you know, once you realised these feelings were real
not saying that mine are ofc but like
in case
ok i’m going to operate on the assumption that they are. because you texting me already tells me you’re somewhat on the way to accepting that these feelings are at least somewhat true. what i did when i first realised i liked helle was not to get overwhelmed. okay? if you’re overwhelmed, you’re more likely to act weird. and that’s not good especially if you’re trying to get them to like you back. or even have any kind of platonic relationship if the feelings go away after a while. you two are team-mates. that much i know. so this is important you get me
might have already failed at that
it’s ok.
…
i’m assuming you didn’t do anything too stupid
i think not
ok i’ll take your word for it.
if you’ve already been overwhelmed, then you’ve got to get back on track. try, at least, to act normal, but try and see if they’re receptive to little gestures of love. get them over, cook for them, teach her how to cook
been there done that
dang
is my football-obsessed older brother secretly casanova in disguise? god damn and i thought the cafe dates were killing it
fuck you
anyway
uhhhhh idk what you footballers do. but like. small gestures. if you haven’t scared them off. have heart-to-hearts, proper ones, go out with them, but don’t be clingy.
yknow and after a while you’ll realise whether you’re actually in love with them or not
yeah my friend said it was like a moment of clarity
they’re right.
it is a moment of clarity. take time. the thing won’t come immediately.
oh my god my older brother has feelings for someone eeeeeeeee i’m so excited
don’t worry. i won’t tell mom or dad either.
will you please get some sleep
excuse me
firstly, you chose to begin this conversation
and secondly. not sure if i’ll be able to get any after this ABSOLUTE BOMBSHELL you dropped on me
i hate you
love you too <3
but fr
thanks for the advice
any time. i’m so excited. so so excited for you
i don’t even know if the feelings are like real yet
i hope they are
i...don’t know…
don’t worry. i think your friendship’s strong enough to survive this even if she says no. trust me. you two have been through so much shit together...ofc it needs you to not make it weird.
i’ll try
she’s really pretty btw
i-
HAHAHAHAHAHA the time you took to respond
but yes she’s really pretty
i’m gonna try go sleep now
gn
gn
lynne
Online now
lynne
are you awake
yeap
what’s up
eh. life’s so-so. few complications here and there
i doubt you texted me to just chat, though?
eh…
oh. something’s up, eh? you can tell me
have you ever had anyone crush on you before
yeah, sure, multiple times
how did you react to it
well
a bit of enjoyment, a bit of laughter, really. i just didn't take it too seriously, just a bit of fun.
i didn’t know them that well. neither did they know me. doubt if they knew me they’d have much of a crush lol
ok
let’s say that someone i’ve known for a while has a crush on me
mhm
are you feeling weird about it or anything
no
then it’s fine
how close are you with this person
idk...quite?
do they play football
yes?
it’s ok trudy you can say stephen kerr
FUCK
HOW IS IT THAT EVERYONE I’VE TALKED TO HAS DISCERNED HIS IDENTITY WITHIN TWO SENTENCES
babe
it’s not that hard
there’s literally one person that fits the bill darling and its him
so you’re saying he’s got a crush on you
i think so
okay, and?
it’s weird
you said like ten messages ago it wasn’t!
no as in
it doesn’t feel weird
the fact that he might have a crush on me does
really?
bc i never thought of him as someone that would be able to have these kinds of feelings
not least for someone like me
ding, dong, there you go again, trudy
what
you’re not treating people like people again
and there’s a combo with your self-deprecation
stephen is perfectly able of feeling these things because he is, spoiler alert! another human being.
and the self-deprecation lmao pLS trudy you’re worthy of receiving these kinds of feelings if they do exist
but ok
do you want them to exist?
idk. kinda? it’s like
idek if they even exist bc this just came up a few days ago
okay.
you sound...very confused
i am
okay good. not many people like to admit this. it’s a good start! try to distill what you’re feeling towards him right now. do you see him as only a friend?
i guess? i’ve never really thought about this too much tbh. but idk what i feel about him
never really entertained the prospect that i’d be together with someone
really…?
i guess i've thought about it sometimes.
with stephen?
nobody in particular.
but
he’s actually the first person i could actually see myself with.
AUDIOSLAVIA vs TUMBRA - WORLD CUP 89, SECOND ROUND
Starters: 1 - John Lennon; 2 - Ryan Hughes, 4 - Ian Ashburn, 5 - Harry Henderson, 19 - Russell White; 6 - Vincent Hicks, 23 - Trudy Harrison, 10 - Phil Cole; 7 - George Hilton, 9 - Robin Vaughn; 22 - Nigel Erskine
Bench: 12 - Louis Addison, 13 - Nick Barker; 18 - Jacob Keene, 14 - Louis Paterson, 20 - Stephen Kerr, 3 - Chris Carter; 8 - Vincent Hicks, 15 - Alan Morgan, 16 - Leo Hooper; 17 - Neil Fraser, 21 - Lynne Crossley; 11 - Nick Riordan
by Nephara » Mon Oct 18, 2021 4:50 am
Nephara 0 - 0 Chromatika
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Provost; 17 - Soeringer, 5 - Clevinger, 22 - Bruhn, 3 - Lind (18 - Islinger 67'); 4 - Timekeeper (15 - Belltower 76'), 16 - Brand; 13 - Reed, 14 - Fletcher, 11 - Considine (19 - Belgrade 61'); 9 - Gjasula
by Farfadillis » Mon Oct 18, 2021 9:05 am
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by Ko-oren » Tue Oct 19, 2021 3:54 am
[Act I]
[Scene I]
Luxurious office/board room. In the window behind the mahogany table, a football pitch is clearly visible.
CHAIRMAN, a grey man in a suit, sits in board room. He is talking to someone else through a conference call system on the table.
CHAIRMAN: "I'm glad we could reach a concensus. We will sell our star striker to you for two million En Es Dee."
CONFERENCE CALL SYSTEM: "Pleasure doing business with you. We're looking forward to seeing more from [star striker]"
(notes: come up with name)
(more notes: come up with name that is not a clear ripoff of Val Kylx)
CONFERENCE CALL SYSTEM: "beep beep" (call has ended)
CHAIRMAN: "Heh heh heh. [Star striker] is clearly only worth one million and four hundred thousand, max! What a rip off. A day well spent."
[End Scene I]
To clubs in | Count | Sum (M NSD) | Average |
SFF | 1 | 32 | 32 |
SVT | 1 | 8 | 8 |
USR | 13 | 57,3 | 4,407692308 |
SPM | 1 | 4 | 4 |
DAR | 8 | 31,8543816 | 3,9817977 |
NPH | 182 | 684,05 | 3,758516484 |
BNJ | 78 | 271,6 | 3,482051282 |
TAE | 32 | 104,6 | 3,26875 |
EUR | 217 | 698,304 | 3,217990783 |
TWI | 2 | 6,25 | 3,125 |
PAS | 67 | 207,3 | 3,094029851 |
STL | 46 | 139,9 | 3,041304348 |
ACH | 4 | 12 | 3 |
OSR | 1 | 3 | 3 |
AUD | 103 | 307,845 | 2,988786408 |
VLD | 33 | 94 | 2,848484848 |
CMT | 242 | 686,258 | 2,83577686 |
OAM | 8 | 22,1 | 2,7625 |
FPT | 5 | 13,5 | 2,7 |
VAL | 87 | 232,75 | 2,675287356 |
MRC | 4 | 9,9 | 2,475 |
SVJ | 34 | 82,05 | 2,413235294 |
ASF | 1 | 2,4 | 2,4 |
HTK | 6 | 13,1 | 2,183333333 |
KRY | 54 | 117,775 | 2,181018519 |
INS | 3 | 6,5 | 2,166666667 |
MUR | 19 | 40,3 | 2,121052632 |
KHD | 4 | 8,15 | 2,0375 |
EFL | 34 | 68,85 | 2,025 |
CDG | 44 | 83,89 | 1,906590909 |
KOR | 25 | 47,55 | 1,902 |
BRP | 2 | 3,8 | 1,9 |
VIL | 28 | 52,5 | 1,875 |
BRE | 83 | 152 | 1,831325301 |
TMB | 71 | 124,008 | 1,746591549 |
QUE | 107 | 184,434 | 1,723682243 |
ZRH | 104 | 171,465 | 1,648701923 |
KND | 30 | 48,6 | 1,62 |
SRS | 133 | 190,25 | 1,430451128 |
SQR | 13 | 18,55 | 1,426923077 |
AFT | 14 | 19,65 | 1,403571429 |
XAN | 33 | 46,104 | 1,397090909 |
TEQ | 17 | 23,5 | 1,382352941 |
SYL | 69 | 93,508 | 1,355188406 |
CBP | 41 | 53,1 | 1,295121951 |
ASG | 84 | 104,854 | 1,248261905 |
FVA | 44 | 54,2 | 1,231818182 |
JUE | 6 | 7,25 | 1,208333333 |
ETN | 16 | 18,8 | 1,175 |
EOT | 37 | 41,7 | 1,127027027 |
MRN | 18 | 20,19 | 1,121666667 |
KSK | 108 | 119,904 | 1,110222222 |
PFA | 71 | 77,42 | 1,090422535 |
HVY | 6 | 6,5 | 1,083333333 |
GRF | 88 | 94,538 | 1,074295455 |
SFD | 35 | 37,15 | 1,061428571 |
PCU | 5 | 5,154 | 1,0308 |
TLI | 30 | 30,3 | 1,01 |
BUS | 3 | 3 | 1 |
BOL | 18 | 17,6 | 0,9777777778 |
SNL | 46 | 44,37 | 0,9645652174 |
FET | 2 | 1,9 | 0,95 |
NWK | 23 | 20,82001 | 0,9052178261 |
ERM | 5 | 4,5 | 0,9 |
PYA | 26 | 23,3 | 0,8961538462 |
SHT | 9 | 7,874 | 0,8748888889 |
NAC | 2 | 1,68 | 0,84 |
TKT | 216 | 178,914 | 0,8283055556 |
BRO | 30 | 24,5 | 0,8166666667 |
DEL | 7 | 5,5 | 0,7857142857 |
SOR | 40 | 29,554 | 0,73885 |
NOV | 2 | 1,4 | 0,7 |
YZH | 5 | 3,25 | 0,65 |
SAJ | 2 | 1,25 | 0,625 |
ESL | 1 | 0,5 | 0,5 |
EQS | 4 | 2 | 0,5 |
TSA | 1 | 0,5 | 0,5 |
MYT | 26 | 12,008 | 0,4618461538 |
SVG | 11 | 3,775 | 0,3431818182 |
TPL | 2 | 0,6 | 0,3 |
MRT | 45 | 6,6 | 0,1466666667 |
FFD | 52 | 6,2 | 0,1192307692 |
ZWZ | 21 | 0 | 0 |
CBR | 1 | 0 | 0 |
TUR | 6 | 0 | 0 |
LFD | 1 | 0 | 0 |
n/a | 1 | 0 | 0 |
HUE | 1 | 0 | 0 |
CRY | 1 | 0 | 0 |
TIO | 2 | 0 | 0 |
SRG | 1 | 0 | 0 |
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