Talamia National Football Team
Nickname: The Hoopoes
Association: Talamia Sports' Summaka (TSS)
Confederation: DSAFF
Head coach: Ensem Eio
Captain: Timo Fulatto
Most caps: Ansem Egemon (151)
Top scorer: Sanisla Pedalisismi (76)
Home stadium: Ebdemar Au'tokra Stadium
DSAFF code: TAL
KPB Ranking: 106
A BRIEF INTRODUCTION:
Following the unification of the seven kingdoms, dating back to 1786, HoopoeBall was recognized as the Talamian national sport. It was therefore necessary to wait more than a century before football began to gain popularity. The first official document attesting a football match in Talamia dates back to 1890. Five years later, eight founding teams from all over Talamia created the Talamian Alfa League, which is still the top level of the Talamian football league system today.
The first ten years of Talamian football, not yet very popular at the time, saw only clubs as protagonists. In 1906, however, the seven regions of Talamia began to agree to organize an interregional internal tournament and establish their selections of best players. The Seven Kingdoms Tournament was born. It was held for nine editions, until 1914. The tournament was played with a double round-robin system. The teams played during breaks from the Talamia Alfa League, in summer and winter. The regional selection of Mentrenalio won five editions, Pento two and Uperinde and Epicesi one each. The tournament ceased to exist when TSS decided to found a single national representative.
The first game played by the national team dates back to 30 November 1914, when the sports federations of Talamia and Sörslúth decided to organize a friendly between the selections of the best players of the top leagues of the two nations, to encourage the quiet of a seething political climate. Played in the Ebdemar Au'tokra Stadium of Clinepalas, the game gathered twenty thousand spectators and saw the Talamian national team triumph 6-2. The very first goal scored by the national team of Talamia was by Uptele Trakute, Ptoco's forward. At the behest of the tyrant of Sörslúth, who could not accept the defeat, the game was repeated a month later in the stadium of Eigobair, the capital of the fascist state. Talamia managed again to win 3-0. This prompted Talamia Sports' Summaka to invest in the national team, organizing a first friendly calendar. Epitede Arkha, then coach of Lampride, was appointed manager.
Sanisla Pedalisismi (center) in his farewell match to the
national team in 1979, wearing the traditional away kit.
Following the wave of club football, the national team stopped playing in 1966, after the failure of the Alfa League, to resume playing in 1974, thanks to Noto Plousi, owner of Fortis Epops, four years after the rebirth of the top league of Talamian football. The team began gaining popularity thanks to players of the caliber of Ensem Eio and Sanisla Pedalisismi, who is still today the top scorer.
After more than a century of international football played only on a friendly level, TSS decided to appoint Pedalisismi as manager in 2019, on the occasion of the team's first historic registration to an official tournament: 2019 ILFA. After weeks of hard preparation, the team was defeated in the qualification round, by an overall result of 4-3 against Lo Santano.
Despite the negative performance, this prompted TSS to include the team in the first edition of the NSLeft Association Football Tournament (NAFT). With no need for a qualifying match, Talamia advanced directly to the final stage, drawn in group D with the Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Maoux and Mon Silanies. Following this first experience, Talamia became one of the founding members of NSLeft Association Football Federation (NAFF). However, after winning all the group stage matches and the quarter-finals, the tournament stopped and the NAFF was dismantled. The Talamian national team found itself once again without official competitions in which to play.
On May 10 2020, it was announced that Talamia would take part to the eighty-fifth edition of the World Cup, being admitted to the qualifications after being accepted among the 197 participating teams. On the way to the World Cup, in its first pre-tournament friendly, Talamia defeated The Jovannic 2-1. Despite this being their first participation in the tournament, the Hoopoes made a great performance, placing fifth in a group that included 13 teams. Collecting 37 points, the team bravely faced the longest qualifiers in the World Cup history. After the excellent performance, Talamia entered the seventy-seventh Cup of Harmony, without being able to go beyond the group stage. With four points won, the Hoopoes at their first participation, however, managed to beat the historic national team of Chromatika.
In February 2021, TSS officially founded the DSA Football Federation, promoting the development of interest in football on the planet Delusia. Talamia hosted the first edition of the DSAFF Comrades Cup. The Hoopoes also entered for the second time in their history in the World Cup qualifiers, for the 88th edition. Despite the two hundred twenty-first position in the world ranking, the coach Sanisla Pedalisismi was asked to reach the play-offs to access the World Cup, and at the same time to overcome the group stage of the Comrades Cup. Talamia managed to go beyond all expectations and after winning group A in the first DSAFF tournament, finished third in group 10 of the World Cup qualifiers. The lack of access to the play-offs and the defeat against Arklanda in the quarter-finals, however, convinced the now 75-year-old Sanisla Pedalisismi to resign from the position of coach. At the same time, Ansem Egemon - record holder of appearances and unmovable captain - at 38 announced his retirement from the national team.
With the end of an era, a new one began: Ensem Eio, fresh winner of the Alfa League with his club Alla Fofokoy, was named the new manager, while defender Timo Fulatto was named the new captain.
KITS:
Talamia's traditional home colours are red and black shirts, red or black shorts and white or black socks, incorporating all colours of the Talamian flag. The very first kit worn by Talamia national team in its debut match against Sörslúth was all-red. Therefore, over the years the team has re-proposed the historic design, wearing similar all-red jerseys. The national team wore white shorts only on the outfit used between 1977 and 1978. The uniform was so unpopular that it was replaced after just one season.
Even though Talamia's first away kits were total black, starting in 1974 - the year of the resumption of Talamian football - TSS decided that the team would wear simple white shirts in away matches, in order to cushion travel costs. From necessity, tradition was born and still today Talamia's traditional away colours are white shirts and shorts and black socks.
Talamia's third kit has always coincided with the goalkeeper's first kit, which colours are green shirts, shorts and socks - recalling the laurel on the national flag.
The badge of the Talamia national football team has a laurel crown, a symbol of peace introduced on the national flag in 1786, incorporating the letters "TFF" in its center. It was briefly replaced in the 90's by hoopoe's feathers, and restored in the 2000's.
In April 2021, after having firmly entered the professional football arena, the national team decided to forge a relationship with the technical sponsor Tahuatxi, from the nation of Txakhaxi. The agreement provides for a complete restyling of the national team badge and jerseys. The new uniforms and new jerseys made their debut in the eighty-eighth World Cup and in the inaugural edition of the Comrades Cup. Tahuatxi has completely modernized the badge, introducing the red and black colors typical of the national team and the image of a hoopoe, to recall its nickname. The new jerseys do not deviate much from tradition. The away shirt has a small novelty: a stylized red hoopoe on the left side. For the first time, however, a third shirt is designed, completely orange and with references to the plumage of the hoopoe.
SQUAD:
The following 23 players were named to the squad for the 89th World Cup.
No. | Position | Player | Date of birth (age) | Caps | Goals | Team |
1 | GK | Aha Diepeir | 20/10/1991 (29) | 62 | -60 | F.C Kasgard |
2 | DF | Afobos Iano | 26/3/1997 (24) | 0 | 0 | Ptoco |
3 | DF | Eter Katek | 1/1/1992 (29) | 12 | 0 | Fortis Epops |
4 | DF | Neodom Zekeleos | 19/8/1993 (27) | 0 | 0 | Clinepalas United |
5 | DF | Yante Skatezzo | 26/6/1994 (26) | 56 | 1 | Alla Fofokoy |
6 | DF | Calin Mestithemi | 7/8/1992 (28) | 19 | 1 | Clinepalas United |
7 | MF | Ptirn Lagios | 23/5/1996 (24) | 31 | 8 | Alla Fofokoy |
8 | MF | Arees Sus | 5/11/1992 (28) | 0 | 0 | KarpìStomà |
9 | FW | Stern A'apt | 30/10/1992 (28) | 71 | 33 | KarpìStomà |
10 | MF | Kata Dioiiké | 3/11/1991 (29) | 67 | 10 | Fortis Epops |
11 | FW | Arees Kenon | 9/10/1995 (25) | 0 | 0 | Fortis Epops |
12 | GK | Arees Zugon | 18/5/1999 (21) | 0 | 0 | KarpìStomà |
13 | DF | Timo Fulatto | 19/3/1989 (32) | 85 | 2 | Alla Fofokoy |
14 | MF | Fjössi Rooura | 5/3/1995 (26) | 32 | 2 | Clinepalas United |
15 | MF | Nicao Kinklis | 5/10/1999 (22) | 0 | 0 | Fortis Epops |
16 | DF | Anthonos Iereu | 4/7/1993 (24) | 0 | 0 | Fortis Epops |
17 | MF | Asulon Stemma Artemis | 2/1/1998 (23) | 0 | 0 | KarpìStomà |
18 | FW | Lignus Fonè | 26/5/1997 (23) | 0 | 0 | Hellas Anen |
19 | FW | Neaniaõ | 19/4/2002 (19) | 7 | 2 | Cheyevka Galaktikos |
20 | MF | Upe Bainika | 19/12/1990 (30) | 97 | 15 | Holmgaror City |
21 | GK | Polemiste Ntomenika | 25/2/1999 (22) | 0 | 0 | Alla Fofokoy |
22 | MF | Thraskema Apopatos | 22/4/2002 (19) | 0 | 0 | Alla Fofokoy |
23 | DF | Lepto Kakdeinai | 26/6/1998 (23) | 0 | 0 | Alla Fofokoy |
STARTING XI:
#1 Aha Diapeir
198cm tall, Aha Diapeir arrived at his current club in Ardelark, F.C Kasgard in the last transfermarkt session. He was Fortis Epops' first choice goalkeeper from 2013 to 2021, winning the Alfa League four times. Solid goalkeeper, very safe between the posts, the exits are his weakness.
#4 Neodom Zekeleos
Zekeleos is an example of how tenacity can pay off. Just like it is for many others in this renewed team, this will be Neodom's first experience with the Hoopoes. Right back of substance and experience, he is very strong physically. Tireless, he can be found anywhere on the pitch over the course of the ninety minutes. He may not be the most technical player but he is certainly the one with the most heart.
#5 Yante Skatezzo
Skatezzo can be considered the pupil of Fulatto, his ward companion. Born and raised in Fofokoy, he made the whole process of the youth team to land on the first team six years ago. Fresh from the Alfa League victory, he managed not to get a yellow card over the entire past season.
#13 Timo Fulatto (C)
Timo Fulatto is the most experienced defensive center in the whole national team. Next to 80 presence with the team, he is the mentor of his partner Skatezzo. He is a pure defensive wall with height, agility and great skill in head shots. He won the last season of the Alfa League as the captain of Alla Fofokoy and became the national team's captain after Ansem Egemon retired.
#6 Calin Mestithemi
Calin made his first appearence in the national team during the 85th World Cup. He scored his first goal during the 2020 NAFT. He was a nobody back then. Sanisla Pedalisismi believed in him and today he can be considered one of the best left back on planet Delusia. He plays for Clinepalas United and with his club he won the Alfa League three times.
Timo Fulatto celebrates Alla Fofokoy's 12th Alfa League title, in 2020.
#8 Arees Sus
The midfielder born in Epacra will have to bear a heavy weight on his shoulders: Sus has in fact decided to inherit the number 8 jersey of former captain Ansem Egemon. He also left the club that made him famous, Epacra Delphis, to join the rich KarpìStomà, owned by the billionaire Tape Amilla. Low and agile, Sus is a midfielder with good feet, capable of setting up and orchestrating offensive maneuvers. A real midfield director. His specialties are long passes and through balls, with which he manages to unmark the attacking midfielders.
#17 Asulon Stemma Artemis
Artemis was nominated for the best left-back award in the 2021 DSAFF Comrades Cup, not by winning but by being among the substitutes for the final All-Star team. A flexible player, he can run on both flanks, both in midfield and in defense. Young and with great room for growth, in the summer he was requested by several clubs but KarpìStomà refused all offers.
#20 Upe Bainika
Left and right wing, enviable technique. Bainika runs the entire band, from defense to attack. He was the pillar and captain of his former team, Epacra Delphis, of which he was also the top goalscorer. He was the undisputed star of the club's last two championship wins, in 2010 and 2013. He left Epacra Delphis this past summer, to join Holmgaror City, in New Ordiel Kalibleland.
#10 Kata Dioiiké
Number 10 and captain of the past season's Alfa League winners Fortis Epops, number 10 of his national team, there is nothing Kata Dioiiké can't do. He is the most technical and skilled player of the team.
#18 Lignus Fonè
Lignus Fonè won the ranking of the best scorers of the last season of the Alfa League, scoring twenty-five goals in twenty-six games. Fixed point of Hellas Anen's attack, he managed to steal the starting place from Stern A'apt in the national team during Sanisla Pedalisismi's latest adventure on the bench. Fonè is a forward with an imposing physique and gifted with great header skills. The nose for a goal is his best weapon.
#9 Stern A'apt
Robust forward, skilled in the header and playing as a point of reference for the advanced midfield line, he is able to play shoulders behind the net to allow the wings to penetrate the opposing defense. Fifth in the all-time list, he scored two goals in today's friendly match against The Jovannic, reaching 29 goals in total.
Son of a poor family of workers from Stamexo, our favorite striker grew up right on the border with Sorsluth and took his first football steps in the hometown team. He made his debut in the Beta League at the age of 19 but we would have said everything at the time except that he would become the first choice for the National Team's attack in the starting lineup. Slightly overweight, he seemed to have only the commitment on his side. But it wasn't enough.
After two seasons in which he had collected more appearances in the stands than anything else, one day everything changed: it was 2013 and Stern had the opportunity to play in a championship game, due to the injury of the two main forwards. The team was doing badly, being close to the relegation zone. However, A'apt discovered how dangerous it could be on high balls. A hat trick. All goals on header. Stern became the hero of the day and the championship, dragging Stamexo to their first second place in the Beta League. The team then lost the playoffs but that was only the beginning for Stern. Purchased by Afestosja the following summer, he managed to drag an excellent team to an equally excellent second place in the Alfa League. Then came the first call-up to the national team, the first international goal. The teams were starting to get used to his way of playing, no longer the other way around.
Then, something changed last year, when A'apt, now a darling of Afestosja, decided to accept the large sum of money that the billionaire Amilla's team, KarpìStomà, offered to move to them. Some say that his poor young football-loving spirit has vanished forever. Yet the great commitment shown once again on the field led him to drag KarpìStomà to fourth place. Could this be an opportunity to show everyone once again that they are wrong?
COACH:
Ensem Eio, native of Fofokoy, played his entire career in the team of his hometown, becoming a record holder and imposing himself as the best scorer in the history of the Alfa League. To date, his record has not yet been equaled. In nineteen years of career, he managed to score 212 goals. Eio is one of the players-symbol of the rebirth of Talamian football after the great crisis of the 1960s. His success also extended beyond his playing career. In the eighties he became the youngest coach in the history of the Alfa League, coaching Alla Fofokoy. In those years he managed to win the Alfa League three times. For a quarrel with the management, he left the bench of the Arceri in 1990, returning ten years later. He was coach of Alla Fofokoy for another twenty years, winning three more titles, basing his strategy completely on defense and giving life to the fearsome "FAS", the three-way defensive line starring Eletheu Atele (current team captain), Timo Fulatto and Yante Skatezzo.
Active with the national team from 1966 to 1981, he counts 110 caps and 17 goals for The Hoopoes. Appointed manager in 2021, this is his first run as the Hoopoes' coach.
The new Ebdemar Au'tokra Stadium,
rebuilt in 2018.
HOME STADIUM:
Talamia's capital Clinepalas counts 10,029,416 inhabitants and it's the largest city in the country. Located on the mouth of the Drahma River, it overlooks the Herrebrugh Sea. Being the oldest city, it is also the one with the largest number of places of interest and monuments. The national body responsible for managing the Talamian cultural heritage is ko.de.pa.so., and among others, one of the places it controls is the Ebdemar Au'tkora Stadium.
Initially built for HoopoeBall, the Ebdemar Au'tokra Stadium has always been the home of our National Football Team, since its founding. Talamia played their first match at the stadium on November 30 1914 against Sörslúth, winning 6-2. The stadium has undergone many renovations over time, before being permanently closed and then demolished in 2015, in its hundredth birthday. For a period of three years, the team played their home games in various stadiums around Talamia as the Ebdemar Au'tokra was beaing completely rebuilt. The first match played in the new stadium that just reopened took place on 22 April 2018 and it was once again against Sörslúth. The stadium is today owned by the city of Clinepalas, being considered cultural heritage.
Today, the all-seater stadium has a capacity of 84,000, and it is protected from the elements by a sliding roof that does not completely enclose it. It also has a heated ground, four LED screens and an internal restaurant, called "ArgaleOpson". Located in the central Etairo Park of Talamia’s most important and big city, it is easily reachable by bus, underground (Stadion stop) and car. Equipped with ample outdoor parking, it is just twenty minutes from the mouth of the Drahma River and the port of Clinepalas. Stop at the typical street food kiosks inside the park before reaching the stadium to enjoy some typical Anthrax pancakes.
RP PERMISSIONS
Choose my goalscorers: Yes
RP injuries to my players: Yes (TG me first and I will determine severity)
Hand out yellow cards to my players: Yes
Hand out red cards to my players: Yes (but TG me first)
Godmod events: TG me first
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