Max Berry arrested

[Odreria]

https://twitter.com/sweeneyabc/status/1422537706173775875?s=21
Max berry has been arrested for disrupting a frontier airlines flight. We can only hope that this brings out the truth about nationstates.

[Foxfound]

False alarm, it's just Max Barry's cousin that doesn't get invited to family reunions.

[Auw]

Reportedly, this Max is 21 years old - name similarity, but not the same person.

[Polska Rzeczpospolita Robotnicza]

Ah yes, well known Australian author Max BERRY.

lmao nice one.

[Drew Durrnil]

wait what
Article from local CBS news outlet:

OHIO
Ohio man taped to seat on flight after allegedly groping, fighting flight attendants

A Miami-Dade police report says 22-year-old Max Berry groped at least two flight attendants and ended up punching another during a flight from Philadelphia to Miami.

Credit: Miami-Dade County
Author: 10TV Web Staff
Published: 4:14 PM EDT August 3, 2021
Updated: 4:14 PM EDT August 3, 2021
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MIAMI — An Ohio man and former Ohio Wesleyan University student was arrested after he was reported to have groped two attendants on a flight to Florida, according to a police report from the Miami-Dade Police Department.
The report says 22-year-old Max Berry of Norwalk, in northern Ohio, was on a Frontier Airlines flight on July 31 from Philadelphia to Miami.
Berry finished two alcoholic drinks and ordered another from a flight attendant when he brushed an empty cup against the attendant's backside, according to the report.
After the attendant told Berry not to touch them, Berry allegedly spilled his new drink on his shirt and went to the restroom.
Berry came out of the restroom without his shirt on and an attendant helped get him another shirt out of his carry-on bag, according to the report.
After walking around for about 15 minutes, the report says Berry groped a flight attendant's breasts. The flight attendant told Berry to sit down and not to touch her.
The report says Berry walked up behind two flight attendants, put his arms around them and groped their breasts again.
After the incident, the flight attendants who were groped asked another flight attendant to watch Berry.
The new flight attendant watching Berry asked him to calm down several times and remain seated. Berry then punched them in the face and a fight ensued, according to the report.
The report says the flight attendant and nearby passengers got control of Berry and taped him down and used a seatbelt extender to tie him down for the remainder of the flight.
Berry was taken into custody and taken to the Miami-Dade County Jail and is being charged with three counts of battery.
A spokesperson for Ohio Wesleyan University said Berry was a former student and a member of the school's golf team. He graduated in May 2021.
The FBI was contacted and said they are not going to pursue federal charges against Berry.

[Valentine Z]

I am laughing a lot at the fact that the crew managed to duct-tape the guy. I mean... sure, it was not the proper procedure, but hey, the guy had it coming, and it stalled out on doing more inappropriate actions. I personally don't think they can humiliate a guy who is already embarrassing himself.

The crew really did not do anything wrong.

EDIT: Although I gotta admit... a restrained passenger could die if done rashly.

[The Reformed American Republic]

wait what

It's clickbait.

[Drew Durrnil]

wait what

It's clickbait.

I know, but why would OP do this?

[Washington Resistance Army]

100/10 clickbait, great job OP

[Foxfound]

It's clickbait.

I know, but why would OP do this?

I mean, it was too good an opportunity to pass up.

[Unified Communist Councils]

The title alone tripped my SUS meters.

[Ethel mermania]

It's clickbait.

I know, but why would OP do this?

Why not?

[Drew Durrnil]

I know, but why would OP do this?

Why not?

it's a bruh momento

[Bombadil]

I can literally see him in his golf pants, a sports shirt, his university cap on, in a bar talking shite, all bravado and no spine.. what a fucking twat. A grade B entitled frat boy.

[Holy Federation of Stars]

You sillies, this can't be the Max Barry.

This guy says his parents are worth 2 million dollars. If they were, then SURELY Max Barry would have the money to update the servers.

(jk)

[Dexterra]

I did take a second look at the headline but it's not our homeboy. Reminds me of Michael Bolton from Office Space - "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks!"

[Destructive Government Economic System]

Sad, I was hoping we would be able to finally coup the NS servers.

[Ethel mermania]

What was proper procedure? The boy needed to be forcibly restrained. Unless their are tie wraps and handcuffs abroad what are they expected to do?

[Stellar Colonies]

"Oh look, F7 is doing a funny thread again, let's take a look...oh lol, they misspelled his name."

...

"Wait...this is in General! But the name is still misspelled!"

...

"Ohhhhhhhhh, I see. Very funny OP."

[Punished UMN]

What 19 years of writing issues and legal battles with the UN does to a mf.

[Punished UMN]

"Uh, no sir, you can't convert the plane's GPS to phpBB forum software."

[Astolfotopia]

"no sir, you can't create a nation simulator from the plane's GPS"

[Infected Mushroom]

No. … No.

That’s… that’s in-PASS-ibo. I… I WEEL not believe it.

This… this is an OUTRAGE! (*Throws down gloves and storms out to call banners*)

[Lescaaris]

This implies that the next heir to the throne of the NS leadership is either Max Birry, Max Borry, Max Burry, or Max Byrry.

[Xmara]

This implies that the next heir to the throne of the NS leadership is either Max Birry, Max Borry, Max Burry, or Max Byrry.

Or Max Barry's Welsh cousin, Max Bwrry.