Description: After a slew of fraudulent wills and other testamentary documents, the lack of public notaries to authenticate such documents has become a hot-button issue.
Validity: All Nations
Choice 1:
"We need notaries," says your secretary @@RANDOMNAME@@, excitedly stamping and putting a seal on every object in your room, "How could @@NAME@@ ever function without them?" Just think of everything we could do with a small slew of professionally trained notaries, bound by oath and law to approve these documents of the law! Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?" @@HE@@ remarks while stamping your forehead.
Fallout: wills take years to be approved by self-righteous notaries.
Validity: All Nations.
Choice 2:
"I have never heard so much baloney!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, while blowing cigar smoke into your face. "I've got a proposition for you, @@LEADER@@. Refuse this proposal, and I will make sure that the next time a @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ head sleeps with the fishes, you get a cut of the @@CURRENCY@@. What do you say about that? Isn't that an offer you ca- wouldn't want to refuse?"
Fallout: government officials base their spending sprees around the deaths of major financial leaders.
Validity: Invalid for nations which have anti-corruption laws or very low rates of organized crime.
Choice 3:
"@@LEADER@@, this ain't where the problem lies!" your centenarian grandmother, @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, cries from her room in the retirement home across the street. "Why even have wills? We old folk deserve to be buried with all our material possessions, like the pharaohs! Why do the youngsters have to take everything from us? Now get over here, Snookums, I baked pie!"
Fallout: grave robbery is a booming industry.
Validity: All Nations
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