The World Assembly,
Applauding the gall and reckless abandon of the intentions behind the target resolution,
Noting however that a qualitative judgement on size cannot be established without a proper reference frame,
Elaborating that many things can be classified as "very large" when compared to other smaller things. Planets, stars, moons, galaxies, nebulous hydrogen clouds, and black holes can all be adequately measured in volume, length, and/or mass to be larger than a hippopotamus,
Further Elaborating that even in the realm of animals, many creatures across the multiverse in various time periods similarly dwarf hippopotamuses. Examples include blue whales, who can grow on average to twenty-five meters in length with a mass of one-hundred ten metric tons, and giraffes, who can grow to be three times as tall as the hippopotamus.
Philosophizing that due to the lack of a categorical imperative, it is impossible to verify if mass, length, width, or depth are even qualitative values that exist outside of a phenomenal understanding of the universe, or even if it makes sense to measure such values in the first place,
Further noting that knowing the terminology of an animal or how dangerous it is are not necessary for the broader understanding of the concept of size,
Disapproving of clause 2 making an unusual and unnecessary discrimination towards Pygmy Hippopotamuses, going beyond notion of size and derogatorily stating they are "no 'true' Hippo,"
Confused as many nations across the multiverse have zero idea what a hippopotamus even is,
Acknowledging that the word hippopottamus is truly difficult for many to spell, and advises the World Assembly to consider avoiding future references to hipoptmuses and hippopoopotomus-related legislature,
This resolution hereby repeals SC Resolution #361: Declaration on Hippopotamuses.
OOC: In case it isn't clear, I'm hyperbolizing my nation's disgust for DoH and I applaud Bears Armed for making me have a good laugh, but I do still think this is at least a decent repeal in the light-hearted spirit of the target.