The world was shocked the other day when, long-time @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ ally, Waxonia, revealed a @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ plot to overthrow the democratically-elected government of the country, tarnishing @@NAME@@'s reputation on the global stage. Barely a few hours later, Waxonian representatives would go on to recant their previous accusation, citing faulty intel on their part. Despite the misunderstanding, tensions are still in the air between @@NAME@@ and her neighbour, and a motley crew of delegates and spokespeople have gathered around your office to-
(OPTION) "-Look, this whole mishap was all our fault, and we need to look forward and mend this incident fast, before our citizens are at each other's throats," cuts the Waxonian ambassador to @@NAME@@ rather hurridly. "I propose that we host a televised conference between his emminence, the Grand Duke of the Waxons, and @@LEADER@@ where the both of you issue formal apologies, make up and do whatever politicking that world leaders do. You could even get one of your artists to paint a mural despicting events of mutual cooperation between our two na-"
(EFFECT) @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ offer to split the medical bill when someone else runs them over.
(OPTION) "-Now hold your horses for just one second," booms Atticus @@RANDOMNAME@@, your defense minister and armchair avant-garde literary historian, "why in Catherine Gratwick's rancid left nostril are we sharing responsibility for a blunder we didn't commit? It makes as much sense as a roadkill skunk's undigested stomache bile. We should hold Waxonia responsible for this international humiliation they've brough upon us and sanction them up the wazoo, blockade their ports, flood their streets with dissent, make fun of those awful cardigans their bankers wear and what have you. And baldy over there, with the head shinier than my wife's right armpit, can bugger off back to his own coun-"
(EFFECT) @@NAME@@ is suffering from a severe drought in laughter as nobody is willing to let the other guy have the last laugh.
(Condition: Nations without Autarky enforced)
(OPTION) "Folks, shut your mouths and listen!" Commands your intimidating uncle-in-law as he looks around to make sure no one else will cut him off, "look, these kinds of incidents happen all the time and simmer down before the week is even over. By next Monday, nobody will even remember what a "wax tonio" or an "espiona-sophagus" is, and they certainly won't have any vested interest in old spats. Let's just head down to the local Bigtopian deli and all grab a fresh Waxonian chucksteak sandwich with Daguo snowtruffle shavings and @@DEMONYM@@ sea pickle sauce- I'm famished!"
(EFFECT) Blood feuds are solved with a neighbourhood barbeque and some good food.
(Condition: Nations with Autarky enforced)
(OPTION) "Folks, shut your mouths and listen!" Commands your intimidating uncle-in-law as he looks around to make sure no one else will cut him off, "look, these kinds of incidents happen all the time and simmer down before the week is even over. By next Monday, nobody will even remember what a "wax tonio" or an "espiona-sophagus" is, and they certainly won't have any vested interest in old spats. All this yelling has made me hungry, let's just grab some grub and call it a day."
(EFFECT) Blood feuds are solved with a neighbourhood barbeque and some good food.
