1. Eat it (unless you’re a Vdaran)
2. Try to eat it and watch it explode in your face (applies to Vdarans and Vdarans only pretty much)
3. As camouflage. As much as you might want to taste the delicious, juicy mixture of dirt, trees, sand and bread that makes up Avorago toast, it can really be useful as a form of camouflage. As long as no one asks why the plants and trees are hanging sideways while you stand up, then you should be fine. However, when lying on the ground in the middle of a bushland, Avorago toast has quite literally got you covered!
4. For warmth. Whenever you are covered with Avorago toast, the compactness of the bread, sand, dirt, trees and whatever else you find on Avorago actually makes you feel like you’re putting a really bloody warm jumper on. At times, it can be a bit too warm, but who cares about that.
5. As a bed. First of all, make sure that the toast is really well mashed up so it’s not too uncomfortable, then turn the bread over onto its back. From here, it shouldn’t be too much of a climb, depending on the thickness and size of the bread, to get to the top. And because bread is actually really comfortable to sleep on, you will find yourself dozing off within minutes.
AVORAGO - 5
Onwuamaeze 15’, 56’
Idris 35’
Ibeamaka 81’
Chukwunenye 90+2’
VDARA - 4
Lazelis 18’
Stamatelis 43’, 49’
Frangoglou 90+5’
AVORAGO - 5
Chiemela 35’
Ginikanwa 50’
Ibeamaka 72’
Odinakachukwu 84’
Onuwuamaeze 88’
INDEPENDENT ATHLETES FROM QUEBEC - 3
Chewbacca 42’, 69’
Woodcarver 62’
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