[Name] Housing for the privileged?
[Desc] A rant has gone viral of a tenant with their landlord concerning anecdotes about moving up in the world, especially home ownership. This has stirred heated debate about the status of @@NAME@@'s real estate and who actually owns it.
[Validity] Must have a free market.
[option] "A house is no longer a place to call home anymore. It's a just box to try to 'live' in and dole out inflated rent that goes to nothing but to pad the pockets of landlords like this old goat," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the tenant, dressed in tattered clothes. "Barely anyone in my age bracket owns one, while old farts like this have all the land! What kind of nation is it when only a few people own all the houses?! The government needs to step in and do something!"
[effect] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ can only own one house, and not too expensive, either.
[option] "I don't understand what the issue is. I saved my @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ like any sensible @@DEMONYM@@ and bought an extra house back when it was cheap," grumbles @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, the landlord, in his tacky plaid golf pants and polo shirt. "Renting it out was the smart thing to do to help with income when I retired since that measly government stipend doesn't pay for squat! And I'm the criminal?! I earned this and these snot-nosed brats need to understand the value of the @@CURRENCY@@ and get a real job!"
[effect] School counselors lecture students about "acceptable" jobs.
[option] A man in a sharp, expensive suit barges in, while trying to talk on the phone at the same time. "@@LEADER, the housing market is the best its been in years! --BUY IT AT ALL COSTS! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S ABOVE ASKING PRICE--There is absolutely nothing wrong with this set up. Because of how things have been, I own fifty homes and have flipped hundreds now. And you know what? I used to be a school teacher. HA!--GIVE ME THAT DAMN HOUSE FOR VIOLET'S SAKE!" as he storms out.
[effect] The smallest house in @@NAME@@ just sold for one million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@.