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The Saucer Pilots
Attaché
 
Posts: 80
Founded: Aug 15, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Saucer Pilots » Tue May 04, 2021 8:16 pm

Kinky. Aren't those apartments owned by Bruce Wayne? Try sending him a complaint letter.


My bagel has a hole in it.
The Great Air Domain
Not-Fully-Automated So-So Bi Space "Communism", the nation. Also, responsible for the half-truths around 1950s UFO sightings.
Basics / Nova: Earth's Nanny / Nova's VIPs / Military (?) / Weather Balloon: A Story/ The Men in Black/The Majestic 12: America's real govt.
This nation started as a semi-comical attempt as to reason why supposedly advanced aliens do a lot of convoluted, redundant and outright dumb things in Ufology.
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Droiden
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Droiden » Tue May 04, 2021 8:20 pm

Send a strongly worded letter to the bagel manufacturer
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Help! I accidentally built a shed!
Majesty. Glory. History. These are the factors that make Droiden truly magnificent.
RP Year: 2037
|Anthem|Droidenian Orthodox Church| Canon Map (WIP) |Folketing|
8values
Libertarian Socialist| Trans/Bi | Autistic | Danish-American | Non-Resistant Non-Believer |
I talk about lots of stupid stuff I know near-nothing about because I turned it into a coping mechanism. Officially a girl since 12/8/20
Nation doesn't align with OOC views (rewrite in progress)
Από το Φως του Βόρειου Αστέρα | By The Light of The Northern Star | Ved Nordig Æstjerner Lyse
"God's Help and the Strength of the People!" - Kongur Sigurd Constantius II
A nation that seems perfect on the outside and it actually is. DroidenFeds need not apply | NS Stats not used.
Do NOT call me "Alyss" that's my old name :(
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue May 04, 2021 10:59 pm

Get shed insurance and make sure it's up to code.

Rebel scum just blew up my death star!
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed May 05, 2021 4:23 am

Blow up theirs too. If they don’t have one then blow up the planet they once live in. If they’re in outer space then blow up their spaceship(s).


Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
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WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Treciene » Wed May 05, 2021 4:28 am

Introducing anti gravity
Now you cannot fall


Help I am inside a giant Juicebox and I am sure I willl dissolve in a few minutes
The Imperial State of Treciene
24/6, Closed on Sundays
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Wed May 05, 2021 6:06 am

Nonsense

Help, I want to die peacefully like my Gramps, not like the other passengers in his car tho
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2366
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Saint Kanye » Wed May 05, 2021 6:14 am

Then don't carry passengers in your car. Simple as that.

Help, we're supposed to play at the bar in an hour but the drummer still hasn't shown up, you got somebody we can borrow?
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II, VI (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!


Arrosia, baby
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Kingdom Of Deutchland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Wed May 05, 2021 6:16 am

Uhm sir... This is 911..



I CAN'T OPEN MY PICKLE JAR!!!!!
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2366
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Saint Kanye » Wed May 05, 2021 6:39 am

Let's face it, do you really NEED pickles right now?

Help, I met this girl and she gave me her number, but when I call there's no answer. Is she dead? I'm so worried.
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II, VI (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!


Arrosia, baby
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FNU
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 461
Founded: Jan 21, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby FNU » Wed May 05, 2021 6:41 am

Yes. Now go buy some wine.
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I've consumed a bottle of bleach
I write dumb things, ask and I'll vaguely explain them.
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The Dodo Republic
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 431
Founded: Feb 22, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Dodo Republic » Wed May 05, 2021 6:41 am

SIMP



Help! Im being attacked by plushie dumplings!
Birds are government drones. The media has lied to you this whole time. Well, good morning good afternoon good evening nationstates. Long Island born and raised liberal conservative, actor, singer, history enthusiast (I know original), antique simp, fan of prehistory and especially dodos. Have a good day everybody :)
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The Democratic Republic of Nytoa
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1155
Founded: Jan 11, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby The Democratic Republic of Nytoa » Wed May 05, 2021 6:42 am

The Dodo Republic wrote:SIMP



Help! Im being attacked by plushie dumplings!

Fire up the grill
Help my neighbours a commie
Does NOT fully represent my views

Member of ICDN, Nato and UCA (and all of its predecessors)
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(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

New account: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=nyetoa
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Wed May 05, 2021 6:51 am

Kill him.

Britain wants to sell me Canada for one ship.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Wed May 05, 2021 6:54 am

TAKE IT IT"S A F*CKING GOOD DEAL C**T

Help I never ate Mexican food
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Saint Kanye
Minister
 
Posts: 2366
Founded: Jan 28, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Saint Kanye » Wed May 05, 2021 6:54 am

This is likely a scam.

Everyone knows Canada is worth just a quarter of a ship, a third at the most.

Edit: Neither have I. Taco Bell don't count.

Help, I think Hitler's ghost is possessing my appliances!
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Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II, VI (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!


Arrosia, baby
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Saint Arsenio
Envoy
 
Posts: 282
Founded: Jul 19, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Saint Arsenio » Wed May 05, 2021 6:59 am

Unplug them.

Help! There's a gecko trying to sell me car insurance.
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Leader: King Macio | Capital: Saint Glennwood | WA Ambassador: Yolanda Wright (since 2019) | Member of LITA (since 2021)


The Influential | News: Protests in Saint Glennwood, surrounding area prompt city-wide state of emergency


"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere" - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Wed May 05, 2021 7:00 am

Wake up, go outside, touch some grass

Help the Unicorns have taken over Aerillia
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Kingdom Of Deutchland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Wed May 05, 2021 8:21 am

Sir, kill the unicorns for meat!






HELP ME MAN, I JUST CHOPPED MY ARM OFF, AND I CAN'T STOP MYSELF FROM EATING MYSELF AHHHH SELF-CANNIBALISIM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP!!!
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Vandeg Tribe
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: May 05, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Vandeg Tribe » Wed May 05, 2021 8:23 am

in vandeg we dunt eatt oursellf we eat neighburr

922 im hungri
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Burger Kings Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Wed May 05, 2021 11:13 am

For only $5, you can get 2 Whoppers and any size drink at participating Burger King restaurants.


Help! My neighbor taxidermied his cat, and turned it into a drone. Now he's scaring people's pets with it.
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Droiden
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Droiden » Wed May 05, 2021 11:17 am

Buy an anti-aircraft missile launcher and shoot it out of the sky
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I consumed day old chili
Majesty. Glory. History. These are the factors that make Droiden truly magnificent.
RP Year: 2037
|Anthem|Droidenian Orthodox Church| Canon Map (WIP) |Folketing|
8values
Libertarian Socialist| Trans/Bi | Autistic | Danish-American | Non-Resistant Non-Believer |
I talk about lots of stupid stuff I know near-nothing about because I turned it into a coping mechanism. Officially a girl since 12/8/20
Nation doesn't align with OOC views (rewrite in progress)
Από το Φως του Βόρειου Αστέρα | By The Light of The Northern Star | Ved Nordig Æstjerner Lyse
"God's Help and the Strength of the People!" - Kongur Sigurd Constantius II
A nation that seems perfect on the outside and it actually is. DroidenFeds need not apply | NS Stats not used.
Do NOT call me "Alyss" that's my old name :(
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Cloujia
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Apr 29, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Cloujia » Wed May 05, 2021 11:21 am

Tough it out and grab three rolls of toilet paper.

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Help me, There's a cockroach in my basement!!!!! Insects bad!!!!!!
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North Sonovia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby North Sonovia » Wed May 05, 2021 11:28 am

Tough it out and kill it.

Help, I'm trying to find a Burger King but I'm trapped inside of a McDonald's!
She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

I'm the WAD for a region that can be described as this: [quote="Pallapati";43977153] Average cringe region: Writes an essay on why raiding sucks

Based Union of Right Wing nations: "raiding is unbased lololol. ew, raiders. cringe " [/quote]
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed May 05, 2021 11:31 am

Listen very carefully: Turn on all the taps and flood your basement. Then leave the house immediately and stay with a neighbour until Animal Control says it's safe to re-enter the house.


I lost my tickets to the Alphonse and the Fishtones concert.
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North Sonovia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby North Sonovia » Wed May 05, 2021 11:32 am

OOC: Oh no...

It didn't take me that long to type that out, how'd I ninja you?
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She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

I'm the WAD for a region that can be described as this: [quote="Pallapati";43977153] Average cringe region: Writes an essay on why raiding sucks

Based Union of Right Wing nations: "raiding is unbased lololol. ew, raiders. cringe " [/quote]
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