I'm sure my fellow Australians and Singaporeans can relate...
[title] Mummy @@NAME@@, please hold my hand
[validity] low personal freedoms
[desc] A recent Blackacrean mockumentry about @@NAME@@ being an over-legislated nanny state has gone viral globally and brought the issue of over-legislation to your office
[option] "It's bloody ridiculous it is!" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, who had his plastic sword confiscated before entering. "Yesterday, I tried to do a kalamatiano on the roof of @@CAPITAL@@ Tower and was told it was too dangerous, and the day before that, I was told I can't take my plastic sword to a concert! Enough with this bloody overlegislation!"
[effect] residents complain about over-legislation whenever a local government fences a river
[option] "I don't believe that our laws are over-zealous" comments beaurocrat @@RANDOMNAME@@, who took a break from drafting a law preventing plugging in electrical devices without wearing rubber gloves. "These laws are necessary in order to keep our citizens safe from themselves, and prevent them from doing all those, for lack of a better word, stupid things that could get them killed. Now if you'll excuse me... did that man just eat a whole, uncut apple? We can't allow that, what if chokes on the seed?"
[effect] "It's banned" has become the nation's unofficial motto
[option] "Why don't we just educate our residents about the safe use of everything?" questions @@RNADOMNAME@@, the Dean of @@ANIMAL@@ City, offering you an empty brown paper bag whilst winking, "We can provide them with a basic electricity coarse to allow them to do their own electrical work, we can provide them with a basic OH&S cause to teach them not to fall off cliffs, and, well you get the idea. I think you should consider it!"
[effect] the nation's 25 years olds are getting ready to transition from elementary school to high school