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New Swaraelia
Attaché
 
Posts: 90
Founded: Jan 01, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby New Swaraelia » Sat May 01, 2021 8:59 pm

His victory has been swift. *deutschland, deutschland, über alles...*

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Help! My rice is touching my other rice!
Honoured by Dominant Oppressors to be Honorary Duke of Dominant Oppressors, Honorary Admiral of the Dominant Oppressorian Navy, and Freedom of the City of Risen Christ City. Thank you.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sun May 02, 2021 6:13 am

It's rice, just eat it

THE WORLD
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sun May 02, 2021 6:16 am

Yes we do live in THE WORLD.



Help some guy shitted his pants, pulled down his pants stripped naked, and now he’s running being naked with shit on his bottom. It’s really uncomfortable.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sun May 02, 2021 6:19 am

Give him anal

Help I told someone to give anal to someone who shat his pants, what will his dick smell like?
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Droiden
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Droiden » Sun May 02, 2021 5:51 pm

Freshly Shatted-On Dick, I'd presume

Help! Someone took my parking spot!
Majesty. Glory. History. These are the factors that make Droiden truly magnificent.
RP Year: 2037
|Anthem|Droidenian Orthodox Church| Canon Map (WIP) |Folketing|
8values
Libertarian Socialist| Trans/Bi | Autistic | Danish-American | Non-Resistant Non-Believer |
I talk about lots of stupid stuff I know near-nothing about because I turned it into a coping mechanism. Officially a girl since 12/8/20
Nation doesn't align with OOC views (rewrite in progress)
Από το Φως του Βόρειου Αστέρα | By The Light of The Northern Star | Ved Nordig Æstjerner Lyse
"God's Help and the Strength of the People!" - Kongur Sigurd Constantius II
A nation that seems perfect on the outside and it actually is. DroidenFeds need not apply | NS Stats not used.
Do NOT call me "Alyss" that's my old name :(
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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Treciene » Sun May 02, 2021 6:15 pm

Park on them.

I keep on getting Teleported
The Imperial State of Treciene
24/6, Closed on Sundays
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sun May 02, 2021 6:30 pm

Turn off th—*phone call turns off due to poor internet connection*


Help I used a bath bomb from the e-girls I trapped in my attic and now there’s glitter in my bathtub.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Storalia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 124
Founded: Dec 15, 2013
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Storalia » Sun May 02, 2021 6:34 pm

Goraria wrote:Turn off th—*phone call turns off due to poor internet connection*


Help I used a bath bomb from the e-girls I trapped in my attic and now there’s glitter in my bathtub.


Use a real bomb next time.

Help, I called 911!
No step on snek. :>
The Church of Satan wrote:
Pretty Much God wrote:Well they do, just inside of Potato Alliance

Don't give a non-existent faction credit for our achievements. Since 4AM (EST) The Potato Alliance has worked around the clock to exact its revenge on The Horsemen. UPPERCUT has played no part in this. It is just the raging fury of countless potatoes.
Canonically now named Storal.
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Alezian Union
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 392
Founded: Apr 30, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Alezian Union » Sun May 02, 2021 6:52 pm

Don't worry, we shall redirect your call to the nearest Wendy's

Help I can't stop walking backwards
THE ALEZIAN UNION

Member of the WMCAverse
Waisnor / Malta Comino Gozo / Carrelie / ALEZIAN UNION

Read The Alezian Union: The Comic HERE!

Winner of Worldvision 94,103, and 107
Runner-up of Worldvision 83 (through NA), 104, and 105, WHF 55, and JWHF 9
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Sun May 02, 2021 7:31 pm

Buy a mirror so you can navigate properly.

The ministry of silly walks was defunded.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Tue May 04, 2021 2:41 am

Why did it exist in the first place?

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye but who?
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27167
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue May 04, 2021 5:41 am

Life. Life gave you lemons, squeeze them in life's eyes and demand something better!

9-1-1, I'm in a hurry!
Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
Issues and WA Proposals Written By Me |Issue Ideas You Can Steal
I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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Droiden
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 17, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Droiden » Tue May 04, 2021 5:49 am

Buy the all newFast Running Shoe! Guaranteed to... uh... make you run faster...
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I dropped my water bottle
Majesty. Glory. History. These are the factors that make Droiden truly magnificent.
RP Year: 2037
|Anthem|Droidenian Orthodox Church| Canon Map (WIP) |Folketing|
8values
Libertarian Socialist| Trans/Bi | Autistic | Danish-American | Non-Resistant Non-Believer |
I talk about lots of stupid stuff I know near-nothing about because I turned it into a coping mechanism. Officially a girl since 12/8/20
Nation doesn't align with OOC views (rewrite in progress)
Από το Φως του Βόρειου Αστέρα | By The Light of The Northern Star | Ved Nordig Æstjerner Lyse
"God's Help and the Strength of the People!" - Kongur Sigurd Constantius II
A nation that seems perfect on the outside and it actually is. DroidenFeds need not apply | NS Stats not used.
Do NOT call me "Alyss" that's my old name :(
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Burger Kings Kingdom
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 28, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Burger Kings Kingdom » Tue May 04, 2021 6:14 am

That's why I only use a Hydro Flask! sksksksksksksksksk *Uncomfortably high-pitched laugh*


I'd like to order a large orange chicken, 1 Hunan beef, 1 beef lo mein, 1 sweet and sour chicken, 3 eggrolls, and 1 wonton soup. Wait a minute. Help! This isn't a Chinese restaurant, it's 9-1-1!
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue May 04, 2021 6:41 am

This is 911 you want 119.

My moat alligator is missing
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Kingdom Of Deutchland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Tue May 04, 2021 6:44 am

I CAN'T OPEN MY MAYONAISE JAR.
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Traden
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 392
Founded: Nov 18, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Traden » Tue May 04, 2021 6:50 am

I will mark Deutchland as /skip because he didn't answer the previous question.


Then get a real one.

I've been working as an otter on NationStates for a long time.
Current Member of SPSF (Tidal Force)
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Kingdom Of Deutchland
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Dec 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom Of Deutchland » Tue May 04, 2021 7:08 am

Traden wrote:I will mark Deutchland as /skip because he didn't answer the previous question.


Then get a real one.

I've been working as an otter on NationStates for a long time.


bruh moment.
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North Sonovia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby North Sonovia » Tue May 04, 2021 7:13 am

I will quote the person I'm trying to reply to since this Deustchland person keeps misusing the thread.
Traden wrote:I've been working as an otter on NationStates for a long time.


Then work as a baby seal to see things from both sides.
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Help, I just gave someone bad advice!
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She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

I'm the WAD for a region that can be described as this: [quote="Pallapati";43977153] Average cringe region: Writes an essay on why raiding sucks

Based Union of Right Wing nations: "raiding is unbased lololol. ew, raiders. cringe " [/quote]
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Serkin
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 18
Founded: Jul 14, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Serkin » Tue May 04, 2021 7:15 am

Watch their failure with interest!



Help! I burnt ice!
The Reformist Military Republic of Serkin.

Led by Commander Manuel Carvajal, Serkin is a nation with an anti-neko policy, after the victory of the Reformist Faction in the Serkinian Civil war, against the Monarchists and Communists.

This is all I can tell you for now.
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Caliland
Envoy
 
Posts: 229
Founded: Apr 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Caliland » Tue May 04, 2021 7:55 am

Serkin wrote:Watch their failure with interest!



Help! I burnt ice!

tsk, tsk, tsk, that's the 4th time this week someone's called in having burnt ice, oh well enjoy your burnt ice

Help me! help me! I'm all out of lies, and ways to say goodbye
A direct democracy on islands off the coast of California, where government affairs are filmed for a reality TV show and social media is the only way to vote. Member of UAN & ICDN

Check out my political satire RP

Not a joke nation, just heavy-handed with the humor, but can and will be serious if needed.
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue May 04, 2021 8:15 am

Oh no my parrot is sick. Your welcome.

Half my face burnt off.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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North Sonovia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 143
Founded: Mar 30, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby North Sonovia » Tue May 04, 2021 8:18 am

So un-burn it.

Help, I need someone to share a YouTube tutorial on face un-burning to this guy. Any links?

Unless, of course, you already know how to handle this situation.
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She/her, 14 but practically 15 already, pan gang, how the hell do I put a pan emoji right after "pan gang"?

I'm the WAD for a region that can be described as this: [quote="Pallapati";43977153] Average cringe region: Writes an essay on why raiding sucks

Based Union of Right Wing nations: "raiding is unbased lololol. ew, raiders. cringe " [/quote]
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The Jamesian Republic
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 14544
Founded: Apr 28, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Jamesian Republic » Tue May 04, 2021 10:33 am

That’s not possible.



Help a guy next door brought two guys to help take care of his three kids. One of the guys loves Elvis the other is stupid.
Become an Independent. You’ll see how liberating it is.
My Political Beliefs: The Jamesianist Manifesto
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Tue May 04, 2021 7:51 pm

I'm sorry child protective services has closed due to Covid related budget cuts.

Some lady dressed as a cat is making out with some dude dressed as a bat on the roof across from my apartment.
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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