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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Wed Apr 28, 2021 2:58 pm

Keep doing it, soon I’ll go away.


Help I just injected myself Domestic Cat virus.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Vladilan
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Vladilan » Wed Apr 28, 2021 2:58 pm

lost sandwich while walking dog through the wall
Warlord Era 2: 'Lectric Boogaloo.

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The Free Munster League|Terra-Novan Federation|Partraige|Confederated Syndicates|Alsbrook Secondary

NS Stats ARE canon for this nation!
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Crilland
Attaché
 
Posts: 80
Founded: Jun 15, 2020
Democratic Socialists

Postby Crilland » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:44 am

make a new one, duh.
help, ive lost my money in a interdimensional rift!
Subpar Gamer, Favorite Game is Wreckfest. Also Likes Anime. Favorite Animes Are: Re:zero, Soul Eater, and Black Clover. Favorite song: Saosin-Translating The Name

piss
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Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 384
Founded: Dec 06, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:48 am

"We're sending you your two dollars right now"

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I've lost my Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus
OOC: Please note that all following factbooks are not fitted for dark mode or mobile!

The Federal Technocracy of
Alaska Hawaii and the Aleutes
Homepage | Overview | ASEA


AFC News : |International| The Japano-Taiwanese Confederation's president and the Alaskan chancellor will meet in Saipan to discuss the disputed territory of the Iwo Islands | Britannican-Alaskan dispute over the Indian Ocean Territory purchase |National| New Law preventing political monopolies in the provinces | Remembrance of the Untriti massacre a year ago | Man in banana costume tried to rob bank in Aleneva
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Ebnious
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 163
Founded: Aug 22, 2014
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ebnious » Fri Apr 30, 2021 8:31 am

You have hypertension

My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
My nation is NOT aligned to my political/personal beliefs
NOOT NOOT, I’M COMING FOR YOUR SNOOT
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Mountainus
Attaché
 
Posts: 97
Founded: Dec 15, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Mountainus » Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:45 am

Okay. You are fine as long as you don't start to cough. Then, well, you are done for.






Help I'm stuck in a time loop!
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You get the idea. Correct me if I am wrong, but this is not spam since it is in a spoiler, right?
Last edited by Mountainus on Fri Apr 30, 2021 9:47 am, edited 1 time in total.
A Early-PMT nation on a large island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
Overview --- Airline --- Military --- Fourm7 Invasion Guide --- News
This nation only partly represents my IRL views.
A Puppet Nation of Mirum
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Tocan Isle
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Dec 31, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Tocan Isle » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:02 pm

Aren’t we all?
Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all?


Help, I think I just saw a ghost!
The Republic of Tocan Isle
"Atā an pèr oa ekelō"

My main nation is Erynia and Draconia

Want an embassy or consulate in Tocan Isle? Read this factbook and send me a telegram if you're interested.
Me: he/they, lgbtq, eco-socialist, lives in the US
Pro and Anti:
For: Eco-socialism, environmentalism, libertarian socialism, democratic socialism, democracy, progressivism
Neutral: Social democracy, social liberalism, communism
Against: Fascism, the far-right, racism, homophobia, sexism, TERFs, totalitarianism, capitalism, Stalinism, America
Vice-Delegate of SolarFlare
Member of LITA
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Deblar
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5187
Founded: Jan 28, 2021
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Deblar » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:07 pm

Then call the Ghostbusters, not 911!
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Help, the workers are striking!
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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Treciene » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:10 pm

Commit a mass genocide of workers because they are annoying.

Help me I am having a stroke and seizure at the same time
The Imperial State of Treciene
24/6, Closed on Sundays
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Celestial Wave
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 136
Founded: May 07, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Celestial Wave » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:22 pm

I didn't think that was possible, but we're sending ambulances right away. Just out of curiosity, how are you able to communicate?


Help I hate my math teacher.
I (kinda) use NS stats!
pro: democracy, Liberalism, scientific advancement, LGBT rights
Anti: Totalitarianism, extreme conservatism, religion in politics, racists

I'm a 8th grade loser, don't take me seriously plz
I'm an atheist, but I believe in religious tolerance.
⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing.⚧
Celestial Wave doesn't represent my views
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Lumio Magika
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 122
Founded: Nov 12, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Lumio Magika » Fri Apr 30, 2021 1:53 pm

Get them fired and take their job to assert dominance.


Help, I've become hopelessly entangled in about 500 flags!
The Literary Minds's resident therapist-to-be. In my opinion, there's no greater feeling than the happiness you get when you help someone in need. I live my life for the sake of my friends and the people around the world that need my help.
Lumio out-of-context:
Lumio Magika wrote:Burn them with holy fire until nothing but ashes remain!
I don't use NS stats! Adunatum sub Lumina!
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Fri Apr 30, 2021 4:11 pm

CUT THEM INTO SHREDS.


Help I keep making dad jokes.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27167
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Apr 30, 2021 7:45 pm

Is this a dad joke off? Deal----- A man walks into a plane and takes his seat. 3 rows in front of him boards his friend "Jack". The man, upon recognising his friend gets up and starts telling "Hi Jack, Hi Jack, Hi Jack!" ---- Your turn
9-1-1 turn around because every now and then I get a little bit nervous because all the best of the years have gone by. Turn around bright eyed 9-1-1 every now and then I fall apart and 9-1-1 guy, I really need you tonight, and 9-1-1 I need you more than ever, and 9-1-1 guy if you'll only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever, because, bright eyed 9-1-1 guy, there's nothing I can say but total eclipse of my heart
Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
Issues and WA Proposals Written By Me |Issue Ideas You Can Steal
I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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Cereskia
Envoy
 
Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Sat May 01, 2021 3:15 am

*Slams Phone*

*Fourth Loud as Fuck Burp*
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sat May 01, 2021 4:15 am

Cover your mouth, its considered impolite to out loud

Help I'm watching Konosuba
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Treciene
Envoy
 
Posts: 285
Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Treciene » Sat May 01, 2021 7:01 am

What ever you did don’t play dungeons and dragons

:rofl: :idea: :bow: :D :ugeek: :D :bow: :!:
:hug: :?:
The Imperial State of Treciene
24/6, Closed on Sundays
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Voxija
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1449
Founded: Jan 17, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Voxija » Sat May 01, 2021 8:14 am

You need an emoji-ectomy.

Help there is moldy cheese in my fridge!
The Republic of Voxija (pronounced: Voshiya)
I'm a woman. Some weird Jew. Trying to learn French and failing. An American who wishes the US would switch to the metric system. Part of a giant conspiracy. Secret pyromaniac? I will never make an OOC factbook!

my politics are confused and muddled
Most of my grammar errors are on purpose. Sppeling errors, tho...
I'd rather be fishing. | Author of Issues 1324 and 1346.
Generic MT liberal democracy Meh. | I think that by now I've created more lore for my nation than most real-world nations have.
Disclaimer: the views of my characters do not necessarily represent the views of the author.
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sat May 01, 2021 8:41 am

Is it blue?

Ding Dong The Witch Is DEAD
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Columbestria
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 22, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Columbestria » Sat May 01, 2021 11:39 am

DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD! Oh wait, that's nothing to celebrate about, that's murder!

Help! Joker has escaped Arkham asylum!
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Christian Confederation
Senator
 
Posts: 4331
Founded: Dec 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Christian Confederation » Sat May 01, 2021 11:45 am

I'm terribly sorry Commissioner Gordon But Batman is on a mission with the Justice League across the Galaxy, Nightwing is away with the Teen Titans, Batgirl and Robin are on a Date/Stake out mission, and Bat hound is guarding young Robin as he sleeps. I shall leave a note for the next available member of the bat family sir?

Help Lex Luthor just nuked the San Andreas fault!
Founder of the moderate alliance
Open to new members, and embassy's.
My telagram box is always open for productive conversation.
IRL political views center right/ right.
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27167
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Sat May 01, 2021 6:59 pm

Nuke it again

9-1-1 Happy (orthodox) Easter
Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
Issues and WA Proposals Written By Me |Issue Ideas You Can Steal
I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sat May 01, 2021 7:48 pm

Happy Easter for you Russians

It's the end of THE WORLD
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Diarcesia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6783
Founded: Aug 21, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Diarcesia » Sat May 01, 2021 8:26 pm

Perikuresu wrote:Happy Easter for you Russians

It's the end of THE WORLD

Don't worry, the end of the world is the beginning of another.

There is a great storm coming, it is going to be hell.
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Goraria
Diplomat
 
Posts: 716
Founded: Sep 17, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goraria » Sat May 01, 2021 8:51 pm

Get your things ready we’re going in.


Help someone exploded my house.
WIP Overview 8 value thing LeftValue RightValues very biased political compass
NS Backrooms Wayback Machine
NS stats shall be struck out null and void.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny into your signature to help him destroy China.
A class 1.33 based on this index and a power comparator of 13.71 in this index.
You might find me in forum 7.
He/Him

Ninja’d NS Neighborhood
News: A man has fallen into a river in lego city start by building the rescue helicopter. I am of goods at spellings and of grammer. NSstats is cringe.
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Columbestria
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Apr 22, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Columbestria » Sat May 01, 2021 8:54 pm

Damn creepers! Go the nearest forest and punch some trees.

Help! I accidentally teleported Adolf Hitler into the present with my time machine!
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