That's right Billy, I'm BACK and I want YOU.
Please give feedback, I literally have not done this in years, I expect no fewer than three posts saying, "Seems alright", Aussie to offer feedback that confuses me but somehow addresses a counter-counter-counter point?, a post or two from old colleagues saying, "Welcome back!" but then offering no feedback, and for me to sit and stew in anxiety through 3-4 drafts until submitting it until I forget about it. Ah, classic Got Issues?
So, let me know what you all think!
[title] A Sticky Icthy Situation
[description] An ecoterrorist belonging to the Cult of the Dammed is threatening to release 2,000 eggs belonging to the invasive Cathay Carp fish species into the largest waterway in @@NAME@@ unless their demands are met immediately.
[validity] Nation with any fishing industry present
[Option1] "Behold @@LEADER@@! The wrath of the Cult of the Dammed!" bellows ecoterrorist Pewter Tress. "You over-fish these waters and pollute our seas with your industry. One single Cathay Carp can lay 1,000,000 eggs, imagine what 2,000 can do? Cease all fishing in @@NAME@@ or witness the terrible vengeance of the Cult of the Dammed!"
[Fallout1] aquaculturists and fish-breeders often find themselves on government watch-lists.
[Option2] "Something is fishy here, @@LEADER@@" states your Czar of Perfect Fishing Casts, Reel Irwin. "Obviously they are bluffing, no one likes the taste of Cathay Carp and killing off local fish species goes against everything these wack-a-doos stand for. I know some people who have dealt with these cultists before, let me make a call to Captain Arthur Menthol and we'll make sure this never happens again."
[Fallout2] toilet-bowl funerals for pet goldfish are banned outright.
[Option3] "Now, I don't want to rock the boat here," counters fishing mogul Gordon Silver, "but as someone intimately familiar with cooking fish, but Cathay Carp cooked just right makes the perfect lightly fried fish fillets. @@NAME@@ will revolutionize the culinary world and to the naysayers, let them eat fishcakes!"
[Fallout3] anything is edible deep-fried and slathered in the sauce of your choosing.
[OptionNewVegas] "Deep-fried Cathay Carp? You ruin it you stupid, fat halfling!" exclaims notorious sushi chef Tro Hald. Flinging perfectly cut sashimi into your mouth he continues, "Fish should be fresh, give it to us raw, and wriggling! I don't agree with their methods, but maybe these cultists have a point. Nothing but the cleanest agriculture practices and the freshest foods for @@NAME@@ moving forward!"
[FalloutNewVegas] olive oil smugglers cruise @@ADJDEMONYM@@ waterways at night with illegal contraband.