Your long-running text message correspondence with a high profile public supporter has taken a drastic sudden turn as they have started to send you flirty, romantic advances. As your phone now triumphantly displays a very *suggestive* picture of them, your mind races and races.
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[option] Your first thought is straightforward enough. This is sexual harassment, right?! No matter what this person has done for you in the past, this crosses a line that shouldn't be accepted. Your finger hovers over to the screen capture button, and you try to recall who you'll get to punish them. Maybe this could even set a precedent for all the victims of this kind of gross behaviour.
[effect] texting a lover about a hook up is illegal.
[option] But you hesitate. You have to admit, there is an exciting call of the void here. This person is definitely your type, and they did you a huge favour that time they spoke out in favour of one of your less popular policies. Curiosity blossoms. It's been too long since you had a new lover, you reckon, full of intimacy and exploding passion. What are they like in bed? What do they pillow talk about? Damn what the outrage moralists will say, what harm can a few sext messages really do? Is encouraging free love such a bad thing?
[effect] @@LEADER@@ has more affairs than fingers
[option] Yet, you haven't even started to sext back when you reconsider. No, the risk of doing this is too great. What would the family think if it came out? How would the public react? Would the people in your life ever look at you the same again? But what if they pitied you, and thought you were a victim? There'd be more uncomfortable questions than you'd ever want to deal with. Maybe just a simple rebuttal could keep this under wraps, remind them of who they are talking to, and to knock it off. Just like all those other unpopular decisions that could be hidden away. You can just be friends, right?
[effect] a prominent public personality is slandering @@LEADER@@ like a spurned lover
[option] The door flies open without even as much as a tap, and civil servant @@RANDOMNAME@@ barges in holding a mountain of papers. @@HE@@ glances at your phone and frowns: "On the phone again, boss? I know it's not my place, but I've just brought you all of the new laws and petitions you need to deal with, and frankly things'll be much better if you just put the phone away and get to signing, please. There's a lot of work to do. We spend too much time on those things."
[effect] a record number of new laws have been passed without comment