The Issue: On your way to the grand opening of another new datacenter located on the outskirts of @@CAPITAL@@, you see that nearby @@ANIMAL@@ Lake is just one-third the size of what it used to be, which causes problems for local farms. Rather, that water was used to cool datacenters that require almost as much water as small towns.
Validity: Has computers. Also: large IT sector OR high scientific advancement AND non-zero IT sector
Option 1: As you arrive, an angry local farmer by the name of @@RANDOMNAME@@ approaches you, pitchfork in hand. "These here fancy computers sure are handy, but they're killing my crops! Just make sure they take these ugly buildings down, and I can go back to growing my potatoes again!" he yells, as he hands you a bag of homemade chips, which are not of the micro kind, much to your dismay.
Effect: @@NAME@@ makes the transition back from trojan horses to regular old horses
Option 2: A man with a fishing rod and a tackle box on his way to the lake chimes in. "Two-Phase Immersion cooling sounds like it could solve all your problems. It's a new type of technology that uses dielectric heat transfer liquid that could still be improved on. Surely with a 'little' government funding that can be installed everywhere in no time. But what do I know, I just want to fish. Don't we all?"
Effect: young and old flock to the great outdoors as shiny new servers go unused
Option 3: Jessica Primrose Bézeaux, the enthusiastic, energetic tech mogul and owner of the facility, hands you a pair of giant scissors to cut the ceremonial ribbon. "Don't fall for his bait! Using water to cool my facilities according to current industrial standards is much cheaper. And risk-free! If you ignore the, uhm, additives. In return for more cheap land deals for me to put some datacenters on, I'll pump the water back into the lake to make it as sparkling and colorful as all these blinkenlights. It'll be gorgeous!"
[validity: capitalist]
Effect: phishing has fully replaced fishing
Option 4: Jessica Primrose Bézeaux, the youthful minister of Internet and Technology, hands you a pair of giant scissors to cut the ceremonial ribbon. "Don't fall for his bait! Using water to cool my facilities according to current industrial standards is much cheaper. And risk-free! If you ignore the, uhm, additives. With a little extra funding to our sector, we can pump the water back into the lake to make it as sparkling and colorful as all these blinkenlights. It'll be gorgeous!"
[validity: socialist]
Effect: phishing has fully replaced fishing
- Inspiration: Source in Dutch ('Datacenters in North-Holland may lead to water shortages')