[JOKE] Condemn Chicken overlords

[Comfed]

Note: this is a joke. I won't submit this.

Security Council Resolution


Condemn Chicken overlords

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.

Proposed by Comfed

The World Assembly Security Council,

Noting that the region of Chicken overlords contains a massive number of satellite states totalling over ten thousand,

Dismayed that the region's founder uses the satellite states in order to trick the World Census into increasing its rank,

Worried that this blatant fraud draws promising nations away from quality regions,

Shocked that the sheer number of countries in Chicken overlords slows down or prevents altogether the regular operations of military forces across the world,

Disgusted that the satellite states do nothing but languish, providing no benefit to their citizens,

Horrified that Chicken overlords corrupted an attempt by the World Census to objectively rank the nations of the world by flooding the offices of other nations with the names of said satellites,

Disappointed that the satellite states of Chicken overlords have incredibly uncreative names, generally starting with "Womble" and almost all ending in a number,

Whereas those aforementioned nations are the worst in the world,

Hereby Condemns Chicken overlords.

[Drew Durrnil]

please submit this

[Whitemore]

It's not even April 1st yet, but I would vote for this.

[Tinhampton]

Opposed for unfunniness.

[Picairn]

Please submit this. For one, I'd love for this proposal to be the SC's April Fools joke.

[Outer Sparta]

Perfect region for a perfect joke proposal.

[Honeydewistania]

Nice proposal, but you seem to have forgotten to include the joke? Is this a mistake?

[Drew Durrnil]

Nice proposal, but you seem to have forgotten to include the joke? Is this a mistake?

The joke is about the Womble nations. You should add that the Womble nations are the worst nations in NS.

[Sorianora]

Nice proposal, but you seem to have forgotten to include the joke? Is this a mistake?

The joke is about the Womble nations. You should add that the Womble nations are the worst nations in NS.

Best*

[Lumio Magika]

I would actually get my delegate to approve this xD (he generally looks to me to be the "Shadow delegate", as he calls it.)

[Islamic Holy Sites]

Nice proposal, but you seem to have forgotten to include the joke? Is this a mistake?

The joke is about the Womble nations. You should add that the Womble nations are the worst nations in NS.

The Womble nations? They are literally the only nations I can find when matchmaking in challenge mode

[The Python]

Nooo!!!!

[Silvedania]

Please submit this!!!

[United Nations Aerospace Defense Command]

Note: this is a joke. I won't submit this.

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Security Council Resolution

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Condemn Chicken overlords

A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.

Proposed by Comfed

The World Assembly Security Council,

Noting that the region of Chicken overlords contains a massive number of satellite states totalling over ten thousand,

Dismayed that the region's founder uses the satellite states in order to trick the World Census into increasing its rank,

Worried that this blatant fraud draws promising nations away from quality regions,

Shocked that the sheer number of countries in Chicken overlords slows down or prevents altogether the regular operations of military forces across the world,

Disgusted that the satellite states do nothing but languish, providing no benefit to their citizens,

Horrified that Chicken overlords corrupted an attempt by the World Census to objectively rank the nations of the world by flooding the offices of other nations with the names of said satellites,

Disappointed that the satellite states of Chicken overlords have incredibly uncreative names, generally starting with "Womble" and almost all ending in a number,

Whereas those aforementioned nations are the worst in the world,

Hereby Condemns Chicken overlords.

thanks

[Bhang Bhang Duc]

That does not give you the right to plagiarise it and submit it under your name. I’ve already submitted a GHR to have Moderation remove it.

[Cereskia]

*Laughs in Cereskian*

[United Nations Aerospace Defense Command]

That does not give you the right to plagiarise it and submit it under your name. I’ve already submitted a GHR to have Moderation remove it.

dislike

(im gonna write my own)

[Volkswagen International]

Oh

[Volkswagen Int Plaugetopian subsidiary]

Oh

[Volkswagen Int Arizonan Subsidiary]

Oh

[Volkswagen International]

[Cereskia]

oh

[Great Algerstonia]

Oh

[Comfed]

Of all the proposals that you could plagiarize, people chose this one

[Outer Sparta]

Of all the proposals that you could plagiarize, people chose this one

Imagine plagiarizing a joke proposal of them all.