I actually made it. God have mercy.
Once upon a time, in the nation of Japan (or was he living in the US at the time idk), there was a man. A man with a dream - to educate the Japanese people about the history of
Unfortunately for those who know what fujoshi were like in the mid-2000s, he succeeded. Tumblr was catapulted into Relevance as a social media site, millions of OCs, AUs, slashfics, hashfics, plusfics, minusfics, every mathematical symbol ever imagined fics, and a whole lot of reasons to wipe DeviantArt out of existence were the result.
This is yet another AU, where we play our nations of Tiandi, as Hetalias, which is definitely a real noun. For the most part, the IC will follow the same broad premise of the Hetalia webcomic/anime as I understand it, where our nations basically run a pseudo-CoN part of the day, and faff about the rest in comedic representations of IC national goings-on. Sometimes they even get things done! Like posting!
- This is MY
canoeRP, so here my word is above even Arum's in regards to the RP itself. - Co-OPs will be appointed based on whoever can actually keep up with my post rate.
- This is a COMEDY, NON-CANON, CHARACTER RP. If you want super srs satire, make your own thread, or shitpost in the Discord.
- As this is a comedy RP, it will follow comedy RP rules about injury. Nothing is permanent, not even death, unless someone gets kicked from the region. In which case they will simply move to Tibecuador until such time as they rejoin.
- Even so, please clear it with the other player before your Hetalia tries to kill/severely injure theirs.
- You can make NPC nation apps if you want, if only to keep some vague semblance of activity in the IC (a Herculean task for some of you)
- "Pure" NPCs that are neither player nor NPC nation can be made and controlled by anyone unless otherwise noted, like if I decide to actually make a character arc.
- I'd say keep non-PG-13 stuff in the Discord, but Arum doesn't even allow it there, so I'll just say that Horny people have no rights in this thread.
- Have fun, and stay frosty.
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[floatright][size=200][background=black][color=#FFBF00](FULL NATION NAME)[/color][/background][/size][/floatright]
[floatleft][box](Image go here, optional, you can also use Appearance below instead if you want, recommend a pic less than ~400 pixels wide)[/box][/floatleft][blocktext][b]+++Name:[/b] (The 'people' names the Hetalias got, like Arthur Kirkland for England, Francis Bonnefoy for France, etc
[b]+++Apparent Age:[/b]
[b]+++Sex/Gender:[/b]
[color=grey][b]+++Sexual Orientation:[/b][/color]
[b]+++Appearance:[/b] (Optional, but put height, weight, etc here if it's not clear from the image, and eye/hair/skin color if the image is black and white)
[b]+++Identifying Marks:[/b] (Stuff not visible in the image, mostly)
[b]+++Normal wear:[/b] (What they normally wear. Subscribing to the Hetalia standard, which is something based on their WW2 - here, Eulhae - uniform, is entirely optional)
[color=grey][b]+++Formal wear:[/b][/color] (Fancy drip, if they wear anything different than "normal" wear to the LoN it's probably this)
[color=grey][b]+++Casual wear:[/b][/color] (I shouldn't have to explain this)
[b]+++Personality:[/b]
[color=grey][b]+++Weaknesses:[/b][/color]
[color=grey][b]+++Likes/Dislikes:[/b][/color]
[color=grey][b]+++Interests:[/b][/color]
[color=grey][b]+++Fears:[/b][/color]
[color=grey][b]+++Languages Spoken:[/b][/color]
[b]+++Religion:[/b]
[b]+++Permanent Residence:[/b] (Capital City)
[color=grey][b]+++Criminal History:[/b][/color] (If any)
[b]+++Birthdate:[/b] (National Day/National Foundation Date
[b]+++Skills:[/b] (Don't go overboard)
[b]+++Wiki link:[/b] (I shouldn't have to explain this either, it's fine if it's unfinished but if there's literally no history section at all, please provide a short blurb of your nation's history. Or do that in addition to the wiki link idc)
[color=grey][b]+++Character Song:[/b][/color] (Optional. Extremely weeb.)
[color=grey][b]+++VA Accent:[/b][/color] (the anime is a Fusenese production, but use RL Japanese accents for clarity's sake)
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KINGDOM OF SAMANOHUWA
+++Name: Nani Kaʻahumanu
+++Apparent Age: 27
+++Sex/Gender: F/F
+++Sexual Orientation: Pansexual
+++Appearance: Height: 190 cm. Weight: 82 kg. Hair color: Dark brown, almost black. Eye color: Dark brown, almost black. Skin color: Dark tan, roughly ~26.5 on Von Luschan scale
+++Identifying Marks: Full-arm "sleeve" tattoos on both arms, consisting of intricate Polynesian patterns that are really hard to draw so the artist and animators often end up just using an unmoving houndstooth pattern. Also has a number of traditional sailor tattoos - a fully-rigged ship (right shoulder), a sea turtle (left shoulder), and a gold-colored Sinjuan dragon (back) - respectively, crossing the seas of northern Yoju, crossing the equator (outside of the Gara Sea for Samanohuwans), and crossing the International Date Line.
+++Normal wear: The typical uniform of Samano officers in the Eulhae War. Top to bottom: A dark tan-colored Bombay bowler hat with a longer brim in the back than the front, and cyan-black-cyan patch on the left side of the hat's band with a silver knife indicating membership in the Royal Kihoe Regiment. A khaki Jeongmian-style military jacket of light fabric atop a pale yellow tunic, with breast and lower side pockets. A black belt, holding up darker khaki baggy pants, under mahogany-colored knee high jungle boots. She is often carrying a riding crop and smoking a wooden pipe (which is actually an e-cigarette).
+++Formal wear: Again, top to bottom: Any of several button-down aloha shirts (with pockets) in light muted colors, and a sarong in dark muted colors - her usual combination is blue and orange or yellow.
+++Personality: Cheerful, energetic, athletic, and somewhat conceited, Samanohuwa is sort of a "tomboyish big sister" to her fellow South Jungju nations, even/especially (depending on who you ask) the ones she used to pillage and boss around simply because they were there. Used to be quite the wild child, but has calmed down for the most part. Loves food, especially her own cooking, which can be problematic as she likes to take her time making it. She is smarter than she often appears, especially in regards to mechanical matters; it is not that she lacks ability in "finer" fields, she simply lacks the interest in initiating conversations in it. Rather stubborn, often only "behaving" by the standards of the more powerful Sinju nations because she "has to", before immediately returning to her old self once they leave or give up trying to force her to act more "civilized". Optimistic and easy-going, but actually a hard worker once motivated to be so. A heavy drinker, but doesn't drink all that often. That being said, she tends to get incredibly drunk whenever she goes fishing on freshwater.
+++Weaknesses: Despite her impressive skills behind any sort of boat, she is an aggressive driver who sees road laws such as speed limits, laws against driving off the road, and when and when not to pass more as guidelines. She also has an incredible ability to get hopelessly lost without a human or Hetalian navigator - GPS systems do not help. While an excellent chef, the food she makes tends to be either too spicy, too sweet, or both for most. Turns into Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen. Absolutely unapologetic about things she "acquired" in her early days, if something is in a Samano museum and isn't on loan, she sees it as Hers and can (and does) come up with any excuse imaginable to keep it. A kleptomaniac, though not nearly as severe as she used to be.
+++Interests: An avid explorer, her idea of a "vacation" largely begins and ends with adventure tourism, the greater the risk of getting lost the better. Has a love of all things mechanical, even if she doesn't always understand them. Loves cooking, and generally loves anything new or exciting in the world of cuisine that doesn't involve bugs, which she hates. Likes movies, video games, comics, and anime, but only ones with an adventure-ish theme and/or lots of action. Likes mountaineering and snowsports, even though she whines incessantly at any temperature below 20 degrees Celsius. Loves nautical history, especially about herself and/or pirates.
+++Fears: Any bird or reptile more than half her size is a thing to be feared/hated in Samanohuwa's mind. Hates nearly all insects except bees, moths and butterflies. Fears being forced to do anything as she once forced others to (read: enslaved), and readily goes along with Sinju nations to beat up nations that do, almost to the point of perceived gullibility. (In reality she just enjoys the exercise, and the excuse). Hates cold weather, and her self-claimed "worst" fear is getting caught in a storm, even though it happens fairly often and she isn't really scared of it much anymore. Hates modern pirates almost pathologically.
+++Languages Spoken: Fluent in Samanohuwan, Mallinese, Fusenese, Jeongmian, Lanuinui, Suwannaphumese, and Matobwe. Conversational in Ambemarivese, Seriyedang, and Tosanese. Swears fluently in Menneferian, Rashhnal (mostly insults), and Nuki.
+++Religion: Officially she practices the native Samanohuwan religion, or Buddhism, depending on where you ask her. Unofficially she's more-or-less agnostic, but superstitious.
+++Permanent Residence: 'Aho'eiku
+++Birthdate: 13 Sarwol
+++Skills: An excellent sailor and navigator, in anything from a canoe to a cruise ship or a dinghy to a tea clipper. A great chef, a great fisherman, and a crackshot. Very good at maintaining guns and cars, too, though anything made after 1999 is a mystery to her. Decent pilot, but don't trust her in anything capable of more than six passengers, she flies just as maniacally as she drives. A decent pickpocket, but out of practice.
+++Wiki link: Lmao. Used to be quite the tyrannical bully to her fellow South Jungju nations in her early days.
+++VA Accent: Okinawan
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+++Apparent Age: 27
+++Sex/Gender: F/F
+++Sexual Orientation: Pansexual
+++Appearance: Height: 190 cm. Weight: 82 kg. Hair color: Dark brown, almost black. Eye color: Dark brown, almost black. Skin color: Dark tan, roughly ~26.5 on Von Luschan scale
+++Identifying Marks: Full-arm "sleeve" tattoos on both arms, consisting of intricate Polynesian patterns that are really hard to draw so the artist and animators often end up just using an unmoving houndstooth pattern. Also has a number of traditional sailor tattoos - a fully-rigged ship (right shoulder), a sea turtle (left shoulder), and a gold-colored Sinjuan dragon (back) - respectively, crossing the seas of northern Yoju, crossing the equator (outside of the Gara Sea for Samanohuwans), and crossing the International Date Line.
+++Normal wear: The typical uniform of Samano officers in the Eulhae War. Top to bottom: A dark tan-colored Bombay bowler hat with a longer brim in the back than the front, and cyan-black-cyan patch on the left side of the hat's band with a silver knife indicating membership in the Royal Kihoe Regiment. A khaki Jeongmian-style military jacket of light fabric atop a pale yellow tunic, with breast and lower side pockets. A black belt, holding up darker khaki baggy pants, under mahogany-colored knee high jungle boots. She is often carrying a riding crop and smoking a wooden pipe (which is actually an e-cigarette).
+++Formal wear: Again, top to bottom: Any of several button-down aloha shirts (with pockets) in light muted colors, and a sarong in dark muted colors - her usual combination is blue and orange or yellow.
+++Personality: Cheerful, energetic, athletic, and somewhat conceited, Samanohuwa is sort of a "tomboyish big sister" to her fellow South Jungju nations, even/especially (depending on who you ask) the ones she used to pillage and boss around simply because they were there. Used to be quite the wild child, but has calmed down for the most part. Loves food, especially her own cooking, which can be problematic as she likes to take her time making it. She is smarter than she often appears, especially in regards to mechanical matters; it is not that she lacks ability in "finer" fields, she simply lacks the interest in initiating conversations in it. Rather stubborn, often only "behaving" by the standards of the more powerful Sinju nations because she "has to", before immediately returning to her old self once they leave or give up trying to force her to act more "civilized". Optimistic and easy-going, but actually a hard worker once motivated to be so. A heavy drinker, but doesn't drink all that often. That being said, she tends to get incredibly drunk whenever she goes fishing on freshwater.
+++Weaknesses: Despite her impressive skills behind any sort of boat, she is an aggressive driver who sees road laws such as speed limits, laws against driving off the road, and when and when not to pass more as guidelines. She also has an incredible ability to get hopelessly lost without a human or Hetalian navigator - GPS systems do not help. While an excellent chef, the food she makes tends to be either too spicy, too sweet, or both for most. Turns into Gordon Ramsay in the kitchen. Absolutely unapologetic about things she "acquired" in her early days, if something is in a Samano museum and isn't on loan, she sees it as Hers and can (and does) come up with any excuse imaginable to keep it. A kleptomaniac, though not nearly as severe as she used to be.
+++Interests: An avid explorer, her idea of a "vacation" largely begins and ends with adventure tourism, the greater the risk of getting lost the better. Has a love of all things mechanical, even if she doesn't always understand them. Loves cooking, and generally loves anything new or exciting in the world of cuisine that doesn't involve bugs, which she hates. Likes movies, video games, comics, and anime, but only ones with an adventure-ish theme and/or lots of action. Likes mountaineering and snowsports, even though she whines incessantly at any temperature below 20 degrees Celsius. Loves nautical history, especially about herself and/or pirates.
+++Fears: Any bird or reptile more than half her size is a thing to be feared/hated in Samanohuwa's mind. Hates nearly all insects except bees, moths and butterflies. Fears being forced to do anything as she once forced others to (read: enslaved), and readily goes along with Sinju nations to beat up nations that do, almost to the point of perceived gullibility. (In reality she just enjoys the exercise, and the excuse). Hates cold weather, and her self-claimed "worst" fear is getting caught in a storm, even though it happens fairly often and she isn't really scared of it much anymore. Hates modern pirates almost pathologically.
+++Languages Spoken: Fluent in Samanohuwan, Mallinese, Fusenese, Jeongmian, Lanuinui, Suwannaphumese, and Matobwe. Conversational in Ambemarivese, Seriyedang, and Tosanese. Swears fluently in Menneferian, Rashhnal (mostly insults), and Nuki.
+++Religion: Officially she practices the native Samanohuwan religion, or Buddhism, depending on where you ask her. Unofficially she's more-or-less agnostic, but superstitious.
+++Permanent Residence: 'Aho'eiku
+++Birthdate: 13 Sarwol
+++Skills: An excellent sailor and navigator, in anything from a canoe to a cruise ship or a dinghy to a tea clipper. A great chef, a great fisherman, and a crackshot. Very good at maintaining guns and cars, too, though anything made after 1999 is a mystery to her. Decent pilot, but don't trust her in anything capable of more than six passengers, she flies just as maniacally as she drives. A decent pickpocket, but out of practice.
+++Wiki link: Lmao. Used to be quite the tyrannical bully to her fellow South Jungju nations in her early days.
+++VA Accent: Okinawan
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Now if you don't mind, I'm going to (not) work on the Eulhae War OOC.
