Youth needed for cultural center: Paid attendance

[DeerField Cove]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

After the computer generated implementation of results from an issue that came up for resolution, the DeerField Covean Arts Council has decided to PAY our youth for attendance at various liberal arts shows, plays, concerts, exhibits and museums.

If you would prefer to GET PAID to learn and experience culture, please see your guidance counselor for information.

This cultural sponsorship is only for youth, grades 9-12 and requires parental consent and registration.

Proper attire is required*

[DeerField Cove]

Statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DeerField Cove's national animal is the Cat or dog or eagle or reptile, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

[DeerField Cove]

These are our CURRENT and GROWING weekly needs for DAIRY PRODUCTS:

40 gallons of milk
20 gallons of ice cream
10 gallons of sour cream
10 gallons of cottage cheese
30 pounds of butter
20 pounds of swiss cheese
20 pounds of cheddar cheese
20 pounds of american cheese
20 pounds of cream cheese
15 pounds of feta cheese

We can pick up or you can drop off and donate as often as possible at St Nicholas church at the address below.

We may be able to provide a receipt for tax credits or a tax deductible receipt for use in accordance with IRS code as a 501(c)(3) non profit organization.

Thank you for your time, attention and understanding while we continue to provide meals to those in need. We look forward to your positive and prompt response in providing solutions to the needs of those being substantially affected by COVID and or homelessness due to neglect, serious illness or disease. Have a blessed day!

Respectfully Yours,

The Staff and Volunteers

c/o THE HOLY GRILL
St Nicholas Episcopal Church
1111 Sample Road
Pompano Beach FL 33064
United States of America

[Tinhampton]

These are our CURRENT and GROWING weekly needs for DAIRY PRODUCTS:

40 gallons of milk
20 gallons of ice cream
10 gallons of sour cream
10 gallons of cottage cheese
30 pounds of butter
20 pounds of swiss cheese
20 pounds of cheddar cheese
20 pounds of american cheese
20 pounds of cream cheese
15 pounds of feta cheese

The Tinhamptonian Government wishes to inquire if the running of DeerField Cove's cultural sponsorship program has been outsourced to the government of Independence Hill.