As presented by Sir Nobody
"Hello azzer, I am delivering this message to you by way of cellular telephone, is that not amazing? This is Citysville calling, with the votes of the New Zealandic Southern Western Saint Martiner and the High Reachienain jury. They are as follows!"
"The Korean one gets one vote!"
"The almost British one gets two votes!"
"The new one, not that new one, the other other new one, gets three votes!"
"The movie Cars 2, four votes!"
"The United States of who gives one, five votes!"
"uhm.. zam-bebble? they get six votes."
"Fabirc, seven votes!"
"The sexual deviant one gets eight votes!"
"The place that exists gets ten votes!"
"And the literal microphone gets twelve votes!"