Description: During a recent visit to the @@ANIMAL@@ Islands, a remote archipelago whose time is five hours behind that of @@CAPITAL@@, you found yourself sleeping through an important meeting on climate change, igniting a debate about @@NAME@@'s many time zones. Now, an odd group of advisors have gathered in your office to present their own solutions.
Option 1: "In glorious Dàguó, we have a simple solution to this problem," remarks @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, the Dàguó ambassador. "We use one time for the whole country, and it has done wonders for our national unity! If you truly wish for @@NAME@@ to prosper, everyone across the country must use the same time as @@CAPITAL@@!"
Result: "9 to 5" feels more like "4 to 12" in the @@ANIMAL@@ Islands
Option 2: "And go to work hours before sunrise? Are you nuts?!" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Health, whose family happens to be from the @@ANIMAL@@ Islands. "Our time is our time, so why should we have to change it? Not to mention all of the negative health impacts of ignoring our circadian rhythms and waking up so early! @@LEADER@@, if you care about our mental and physical health, don't make us change our time!"
Result: you can always tell who's moving across the country by who's buying coffee and sleeping pills
Option 3: "Remind me, why is this our problem?" wonders @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Not Giving a Crap. "As far as I care, people can use whatever time they want! Do they want to use @@CAPITAL@@ Time? Fine! Do they want to be five hours behind? Great! For all I care, they can use 10-hour days, because it's not my problem, and it shouldn't be yours either! Just leave the government out of timekeeping!"
Results: time zone maps of @@NAME@@ tend to resemble ornamental quilts
Option 4 (valid for nations with free press): "Can you believe this?!" yells @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Propaganda, slamming a copy of the @@CAPITAL@@ Enquirer down on the table in front of you. "They're calling your little snooze 'Napgate'. And all because you needed a little rest? We have to stop the news from printing these lies!" The Dàguó Ambassador can be seen nodding @@HIS_1@@ head in agreement.
Result: no matter when your night is, it doesn't involve the nightly news anymore
Repeals Policy "Free Press"