[title]A Seedy Predicament
[description]Yesterday, the exotic Harakekara plant, a rare plant native to the @@ANIMAL@@ Forest whose seeds have extensive medical capabilities, was ravaged by an unexpected wildfire that eliminated all traces of it in the wild. After biologists discovered that the plant can not be cultivated via any known means, corporate representatives, zoologists, and nature lovers have swarmed your office with their suggestions on where to allocate the small number of seeds harvesters managed to save from the fire.
[validity]Invalid for socialist nations
[option]"We must act fast!" exclaims your Minister of Health, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ slams down a stack of papers detailing the locations of local hospitals onto your desk. " These seeds are known to lose their potency if they aren't refined within two days! We already know that they heal superficial wounds, can stop nosebleeds, and speed up the recovery process of banana-peel slips tenfold! These things are also known to cure fatal diseases! Think of the lives we can save!" @@HE@@ throws a banana peel on your desk and thrusts a knife into it. "Let's show these slippery yellow menaces that we mean business!"
[effect]you enter a hospital as a patient and exit as a superhero
[option]"Do I smell profits?!" exclaims Technoking of TheBoringSpace, Epsom Tusk, as he rams through the door in a wheelbarrow filled with money. " If these seeds are so great, let's spread the word... I'll turn them into vitamin gummies and pills, so I can sell them across the nation in a limited time offer and I'll- er, I mean we'll make a mint!" He gestures to his assistant, who wheels him out the door, leaving a trail of @@CURRENCY@@ in their wake.
[effect]you are not a @@DENONYM@@ until you have purchased the MagicPlant essential oils
[option] "NO!" exclaims local indigenous tribe member @@RANDOMNAME@@ as @@HE@@ frantically places a tinfoil hat on @@HIS@@ head. "You've meddled in holy forces that foreigners like you cannot understand! Those seeds are sacred to the Tribe of Harakekara and are a Gift that our God of Medicine has sent us for our eternal glory! You must return them at once, or face divine retribution!" @@HE@@ collapses to the floor, muttering about omnipotent cats and rainbow elephants.
[effect]members of the Tribe of Harakekara are often identifiable by their unnaturally healthy appearance