Translate the above phrase into your nations language

[Atheara]

Rowmans Go Houm!

Translate:
One does not simply stand against themselves

[Eahland]

Translate:
One does not simply stand against themselves

Man ne deþ efne manes self agenstandan.
ᛗᚪᚾ᛫ᚾᛖ᛫ᛞᛖᚦ᛫ᛖᚠᚾᛖ᛫ᛗᚪᚾᛖᛋ᛫ᛋᛖᛚᚠ᛫ᚪᚷᛖᚾᛥᚪᚾᛞᚪᚾ

(Man here isn't "man", which would be mann; it's an indefinite pronoun that doesn't have an exact Modern English translation, but has senses similar to "one" or the generic "they".)

Translate: I like when I can translate these without having to consult my dictionary.

[San Lumen]

Translation: Îmi place când pot să le traduc fără să-mi consult dicționarul.

Translate: I am Calypso and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

[Electricate]

KLPSO.ηgo = y
θak {
V-dx (MTL.twst) == y
}

We need a new alphabet, including the most popular and most functional letter included in Greek, Latin, Cirillic, Gothic, Armenian, Mkhedruli, Glagolitic, Rovash and Futhark alphabets.

[Novostia]

We Need A New Alfabat, Inkludin the most popular and most funktional letur inkludin in Grek (Pronouced Jrek), Latin, Krilik, Gothik (Pronouced Jothik), Armenian, Mkhedruli, Glagolitik (Pronouced Jlajolitik), Rovash, And Futhark Alfabats



T: Bruh stop putting such long things to translate

[Ivory Coasts]

موًگًرِ ہَلِفِببِتْ، نیَرٍجِ زَنَگَ زَیٍّمِ زَگَّنّیَ زَرٍّتِّ زَدَّرِّ نیَرٍجِ ریَحَلِفِبِتِ رَیِنَنِ حا رَلَتِنَ سِرِلِّکِ حَرِمِنِیَ مِحِدِرِلِ گِلَگِلِتِکِ رِبھَسیِ فِتھَرِکِ۔

Mwangànró halofoboto, nyaronjo zanágà zayyòmmó zagganyyà zarrònttó zaddàrró nyaronjo ryahalofoboto rayonano ha ralatona sorolloko aromonoya mohodorolo golagolotoko rovasyo fotharoko.

(wait translating above message)

!حو؟ یَبھِوِ یَسِجَ یِیِدَ یِمِیِّ تِدیٍوَ حاٰ
Ho? Yavówo yasòjá yoyodà yomoyyò todyòmwá há!
[hr]
Translate: Where do you come from?

[Tyvertsia]

Де тьѣ одь?
De tya od'?

---

If flies fly behind flies, then flies fly after flies.

[Free Ravensburg]

Pokud mouchy letí za mouchami, pak mouchy letí za mouchami.

Wenn Fliegen hinter Fliegen fliegen, fliegen Fliegen nach Fliegen.

So, how would one say it when you try to do something for your country, but it ends up becoming illegal when you follow through with it?

[Polish PR]

Skąd jesteś/pochodzisz?

---

"- Eehh.... shit.
- This is the end product! But what's up before? Describe the whole process!
- Ehhhh... So fooker* eats... and shits.
- Look! Since three weeks we have been talking over fooker excretion, the most complicated digestive system in space! And he answers: "Eats and shits"! How many anuses does a fooker have?!
- I don't know! I don't know any fooker. Even if I knew, I wouldn't have thought to ask him!
- Oh, Zdun, Zdun! I think I'll have to talk to your parents."



fooker* = an alien race (the name comes from a distorted word: "f*cker". If you translate into Polish, please translate it as: "skurwol"

[Polish PR]

/bump

[Eahland]

I'm'a do Free Ravensburg's here, because it got skipped, and it's not a long, nonsensical conversation.

So, how would one say it when you try to do something for your country, but it ends up becoming illegal when you follow through with it?

Swa, hu wolde man secgan hwonne man sum for manes eardlande wolde don, ac þæt limpþ to beonne unalyfed hwonne man deþ?
ᛋᚹᚪ᛫ᚻᚢ᛫ᚹᚩᛚᛞᛖ᛫ᛗᚪᚾ᛫ᛋᛖᚳᚷᚪᚾ᛫ᚻᚹᚩᚾᚾᛖ᛫ᛗᚪᚾ᛫ᛋᚢᛗ᛫ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᛗᚪᚾᛖᛋ᛫ᛠᚱᛞᛚᚪᚾᛞᛖ᛫ᚹᚩᛚᛞᛖ᛫ᛞᚩᚾ᛫ᚪᚳ᛫ᚦᚨᛏ᛫ᛚᛁᛗᛈᚦ᛫ᛏᚩ᛫ᛒᛖᚩᚾᚾᛖ᛫ᚢᚾᚪᛚᚥᚠᛖᛞ᛫ᚻᚹᚩᚾᚾᛖ᛫ᛗᚪᚾ᛫ᛞᛖᚦ

Translate: I baked cookies with baking soda instead of baking powder. They came out super-poofy and make me burp.

[Yessederce]

Мен печенье пісіру ұнтағының орнына содамен пісірдім. Олар мені әшекейлеп шығарды және мені бұзып жіберді.

-native Yessedercean

Translate: Every day, more grapes turn into bananas. It's tragic.

[Ivory Coasts]

دًجغ کَدًجغ، پٓلغ کدٓ پٓلَوَن پٓموَحَ ببَ بنَ۔ تونَّگٍ دَزٍ۔
Ndajòngò kandajòngò, mpolòngò kóndò mpolawanó gbògba bona. Towonnànggò dànzó.

---

Translate: I won't ask for much this Christmas. I won't even wish for snow.

[Allied Iran]

امسال برای کریسمس چیز خاصی نمیخوام، حتی آرزوی برف هم ندارم

Lying, it's the responsible thing to do.

[Misgardamy]

Fanθolen est res wichtiga na robëʒ.

You ask what I will do and where will I go... I know where to go. There is one solution for me today and I don't know another. And that solution is... Well, nevermind...

[Eahland]

You ask what I will do and where will I go... I know where to go. There is one solution for me today and I don't know another. And that solution is... Well, nevermind...

Þu ascast hwæt ic wille don and hwær ic wille gan... ic cnawe hwær to ganne. Þa is an resele for me to dæg and ic ne cnawe an oþer. And seo resele is... Tela, nis gemyndewyrþe...
ᚦᚢ᛫ᚪᛋᚳᚪᛥ᛫ᚻᚹᚨᛏ᛫ᛁᚳ᛫ᚹᛁᛚᛚᛖ᛫ᛞᚩᚾ᛫ᚪᚾᛞ᛫ᚻᚹᚨᚱ᛫ᛁᚳ᛫ᚹᛁᛚᛚᛖ᛫ᚷᚪᚾ᛬ ᛁᚳ᛫ᚳᚾᚪᚹᛖ᛫ᚻᚹᚨᚱ᛫ᛏᚩ᛫ᚷᚪᚾᚾᛖ᛬ᚦᚪ᛫ᛁᛋ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚱᛖᛋᛖᛚᛖ᛫ᚠᚩᚱ᛫ᛗᛖ᛫ᛏᚩ᛫ᛞᚨᚸ᛫ᚪᚾᛞ᛫ᛁᚳ᛫ᚾᛖ᛫ᚳᚾᚪᚹᛖ᛫ᚪᚾ᛫ᚩᚦᛖᚱ᛬ ᚪᚾᛞ᛫ᛋᛖᚩ᛫ᚱᛖᛋᛖᛚᛖ᛫ᛁᛋ᛬ᛏᛖᛚᚪ᛫ ᚾᛁᛋ᛫ᚸᛖᛗᚥᚾᛞᛖᚹᚥᚱᚦᛖ

Translate: A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

[San Lumen]

Translation: O vorbă înțeleaptă nu dovedește nimic, dar a spune ceva inutil atrage atenția oamenilor.

Translate: Dead. All of us, dead. My love, dead. My dreams, dead. You dead. Me dead. You dead, me dead, you dead, me dead, you dead, me dead! Your list is short, and unworthy of entree to this ship of horror, tortured by demons you can never know, mocked by love that will never be! Oh, you want to cry, young creature? I will show you something that will make you cry, forever.

[Electricate]

xp
GLB-xp
(<3.ηgo) xp
(SMN.ηgo) xp
TU xp
ηGO xp
(TU xp) + (ηGO xp) + (TU xp) + (ηGO xp) + (TU xp) + (ηGO xp)
provi (<-|/>>[].tu</-|/>>, <h3r>ηNTR.ship</h3r> == n
// nscjo qd lcc cm sqntj
pssus (<???>SPiRITU.>:{</???>)
IA.>:{ (AMO.milota == n (!!!))
.tu == <iuv>*obj</iuv>
VOL.tu (";-(") == y ſ n // y
print.ηgo (^ == y.smpr)

Blended Scotch whisky, matured in three different types of wood for a smooth, rich and mellow taste.

[Ilthenia]

Mista ilasen, engrona ynse trese aabol il safto, eltho, i hon eras gasa.

---

I'm infected, please stay away.

[Wolflandil]

Moya ienokentovo, airenaide, koradisan!

Yes, I’ll take a hamburger to go.

[San Lumen]

Translation: Da, voi lua un hamburger să plec.

Translate: My name is John Crichton
An astronaut
[Shot through a wormhole]
In some distant part of the Universe
[I'm trying to stay alive]
Aboard this ship
[This living ship]
Of escaped prisoners
[My friends]
If you can here me
[Beware]
If I make it back
[Will they follow?]
If I open the door
[Are you ready?]
Earth is unprepared
[Helpless]
For the nightmares
[I've seen]
Or should I stay
[Protect my home]
Not show them
[You exist]
But then you'll never know
[The wonders I've seen]

[Frokolia]

i'm just gonna go with the first line which would be "Nazywam się John Crichton"

Translate: Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

[Anatoliyanskiy]

Orla Rixo Ista Johna Crichton
Area Astronauta
[Sahoota dorta woormwhole]
Ino somma dirla raawa da elxho
[ina troewi ta frialla escor]
rorsa tirn soopa
[tirn axhalo soopa]
drono trana proson
[Orla rickiti]
sax dela krox orlo
[Inasba]
Sax e tusa tos yokla
[Woola rooda flaksona?]
sax e prodsa da eroa
[esta dela aroon?]
Earta tol udrapanda
[shamoklo]
tor da tillini
[Ilya shokla]
oor una e frasna
[Kuna orla ewan]
Rorsa xhalo tu
[Dela xiro]
Ini sokda ilno
[Por da wondua Ilya soka]

Menya zovut Dzhon Krayton
Kosmonavt
[Vystrel cherez chervotochinu]
V kakoy-to dalekoy chasti vselennoy
[YA pytayus' ostat'sya v zhivykh]
Na bortu etogo korablya
[Etot zhivoy korabl']
Sbezhavshiye zaklyuchennyye
[Moi druz'ya]
Yesli ty mozhesh' zdes' menya
[Osteregat'sya]
Yesli ya vernus'
[Budut li oni sledovat'?]
Yesli ya otkroyu dver'
[Vy gotovy?]
Zemlya ne podgotovlena
[Bespomoshchnyy]
Dlya koshmarov
[YA videl]
Ili ya dolzhen ostat'sya
[Zashchiti moy dom]
Ne pokazyvay im
[Vy sushchestvuyete]
No togda ty nikogda ne uznayesh'
[Chudesa, kotoryye ya videl]

Translate: Long live peace and unity

Edit: Ninja'ed

Surdanan: Improovsha, Oxhalo, Rastimoxa

Russian: Improvizirovat', Adaptirovat', Peodolet'

[Allied Iran]

زنده باد صلح و اتحاد

We are alive to never rest; waves are we that peace is our nether

[Misgardamy]

Θewujemo ʒë fajrant nje bëł - wôlesmë, θë prijdã to dënk.

From the four corners of the world, from rowan roads, where the forest is burnt, where the wind is tired, where is the night and the war front ... Where the crops are not harvested, where the hawthorn has blackened - the day is rising!