Necroagroan President addresses rumors of War

[Necroagro]

It was hot and humid outside, the sky was cloudy and grey, ready to release rain all over the savanna. Zani Grabbed his handkerchief, using it to wipe his sweaty forehead which had seems to have sweat all day form the enormous pressure he had received lately. Zani looked for award at the horizon, serval men, with ties and suits sat at on plastic chairs outside looking directly at Zani. This was the Socialist Council of Necroagro (or SCN), the sole governing body of Necroagro made up of elected Union leaders, elected by the workers themselves. The sounds of wildlife could be heard faintly in the distance, the chirping of birds, the stomping of wild animals. A flashing light coming from a state camera signaled to Zani that it was time for him to broadcast his message not only to Necroagro but to the world.

“Greetings world, greetings comrades!” Zani said with thick African accent as he raised left palm in the air; Zani leaned slightly on his podium
“If any of you watching seen the news lately, an imperialistic nation known as Insaanistan, has gotten what it deserved. Worldwide we see even the most corrupt capitalist nations condemn and want to destroy Insaanistan. Necroagro cannot deal anymore with Insaanistan by sitting back and watching the world take it down. No no no, I say we must take it by force, by spreading the ideals and tenants of Karl smart and socialism. My friends, we must take part in the death of Insaanistan and it’s government. We must save its people from Insaanistan’s oppressive and evil rule. Today is the end of Insaanistanand imperialism; tomorrow is the beginning of Necroagro and socialism around the globe. First we shall have Africa and then the world my comrades!”
The crowd cheered and clapped, they all saluted Zani and bowed as a sign of respect
“This council is now dismissed.” Zani said.

[Necroagro]

Zani was just about to leave when he realized that he should se rid the press had any questions.
“Before I go, does the press have any pressing questions to ask me or the council about our move to declare war on Insaanistan?”

[Insaanistan]

“Can you name any specific actions by our nation that are imperialist? And how do you come to terms with the fact that we are ourselves at war with imperialists in the conflict?”

[Necroagro]

“Can you name any specific actions by our nation that are imperialist? And how do you come to terms with the fact that we are ourselves at war with imperialists in the conflict?”

“Why thanks for asking. Firstly, your nations’s control over Europe is such an ironic but real thing that proves the imperialism you approve of. Italy which has put up with your ways for years has finally revolted and you try to squelch the rebellion. You call yourself Democratic yet you have banned communist parties and socialism alike. Your empire has threatened the safety of Necroagro and many other African, Asian, and European nations alike. And what do you mean by other imperialists you are fighting against?”

[Insaanistan]

“Can you name any specific actions by our nation that are imperialist? And how do you come to terms with the fact that we are ourselves at war with imperialists in the conflict?”

“Why thanks for asking. Firstly, your nations’s control over Europe is such an ironic but real thing that proves the imperialism you approve of. Italy which has put up with your ways for years has finally revolted and you try to squelch the rebellion. You call yourself Democratic yet you have banned communist parties and socialism alike. Your empire has threatened the safety of Necroagro and many other African, Asian, and European nations alike. And what do you mean by other imperialists you are fighting against?”

“Firstly, Insaanistan is democratic socialist. Secondly, you are upset we ban Communism, yet look at what Communists are doing in Insaanistan. As for the imperialists we are fighting, Romextly would be the best example.

[Necroagro]

“Why thanks for asking. Firstly, your nations’s control over Europe is such an ironic but real thing that proves the imperialism you approve of. Italy which has put up with your ways for years has finally revolted and you try to squelch the rebellion. You call yourself Democratic yet you have banned communist parties and socialism alike. Your empire has threatened the safety of Necroagro and many other African, Asian, and European nations alike. And what do you mean by other imperialists you are fighting against?”

“Firstly, Insaanistan is democratic socialist. Secondly, you are upset we ban Communism, yet look at what Communists are doing in Insaanistan. As for the imperialists we are fighting, Romextly would be the best example.

“Look I don’t support the genocides that the new Independent Italy is committing, but a true Communist democracy can be established peacefully. They are just misguided and lost. About Romextly, at least they are attempting to free Italy form your chains of slavery. That overrules whatever imperialistic actions that Romextly’s may have committed. Your nation and mine are dramatically different. Yours is a failure that’s gonna collapse, my nation is a success and is nicknamed the “Only Communist nation in the West” and “The shining light of Africa”. We have those names for a reason.”

[Insaanistan]

“Firstly, Insaanistan is democratic socialist. Secondly, you are upset we ban Communism, yet look at what Communists are doing in Insaanistan. As for the imperialists we are fighting, Romextly would be the best example.

“Look I don’t support the genocides that the new Independent Italy is committing, but a true Communist democracy can be established peacefully. They are just misguided and lost. About Romextly, at least they are attempting to free Italy form your chains of slavery. That overrules whatever imperialistic actions that Romextly’s may have committed. Your nation and mine are dramatically different. Yours is a failure that’s gonna collapse, my nation is a success and is nicknamed the “Only Communist nation in the West” and “The shining light of Africa”. We have those names for a reason.”

“Banza,” she muttered in the West African tongue known as Hausa.
“Our nation was fine until others decided to come along and interfere with our eternal affairs. You only seek domination in the continent.”

[Necroagro]

“Look I don’t support the genocides that the new Independent Italy is committing, but a true Communist democracy can be established peacefully. They are just misguided and lost. About Romextly, at least they are attempting to free Italy form your chains of slavery. That overrules whatever imperialistic actions that Romextly’s may have committed. Your nation and mine are dramatically different. Yours is a failure that’s gonna collapse, my nation is a success and is nicknamed the “Only Communist nation in the West” and “The shining light of Africa”. We have those names for a reason.”

“Banza,” she muttered in the West African tongue known as Hausa.
“Our nation was fine until others decided to come along and interfere with our eternal affairs. You only seek domination in the continent.”

Zani shook his head
“I seek no domination of Africa, we don’t seek dominance of Africa. We were one of the most peaceful African nations, at one point we had a very tiny military. Because of Insaanistan that has changed.”