Among Us RP: IC

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

IC


Welcome on board the Skeld, we begin at the roundtable.

[Drew Durrnil]

Detective ran straight to his workplace, the navigations room. He thought, "No questions asked, because if I do, there would always be a chance for the impostor to kill me". He didn't even take a look at any of the other crewmates.

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Joe silently sobbed because one of the crewmates ran off.

[Drew Durrnil]

After carefully and accurately positioning and guiding the Skeld to its intended spot, Detective went straight back for introductions.

"My name is Detective, and I am the ship's navigator. How are you on this pleasant day? I'll turn on the hip hop music so no one else has to. If anyone is in danger today, I'll be here for you".

This time, he actually stayed to listen to others.

[Atrilan]

"首先，我认为我们应该扔掉查尔斯·斯图尔特。"

[The Palmetto]

Charles Stewart ignored Detective, Xi, and Joe, and smashed the emergency meeting button with the force of hellfire missiles raining down on a yemeni wedding. Stuffing the money from the military industrial complex and oil industries deeper into his pockets, he looked at the crewmates and began to speak.

"It's obvious that Maduro is the imposter! He's sus af! We need to invade Venezuela, all we'll do is surgical strikes to eject him and his supporters and then Venezuela will become a freedom loving democracy that obeys corporate interests. Trust me I've seen Star Wars, all we've gotta do is kill the bad guys."

[Drew Durrnil]

"Umm... We're in space, we can't do that now. Also, maybe Xi Jingpow has a point."

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Joe's brain acted up "Now man, c'mon. What you ought to show me us the knowledge respect neds for the current time in the last meeting for in ten-I t.I Don't know man.

"My ChinaX friends just a said james charles should be kicked first'

[The Palmetto]

Charles Stewart looked at Detective with burning hatred and anger in his eyes. He pulled out a bunch of photos of Venezuelan protestors and starving people.

"Look at these people, they're suffering! We could end their suffering by drone striking the fuck out of them and giving their oil to corporations, and you don't wanna do that. You wanna bring up bullshit excuses like 'we're in space' because you don't care about the people of Venezuela," he said, before looking to xi.

"please I'll give you taiwan i just want to smell burning flesh in my lifetime"

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Joe thought and spoke out loud 'hmm now how I wouldn't mind to do that war real good and have a smelling of the burning Venezvalians and oil. man'

'Sorry man, are we skip voting? Detective, will we give our pres benefit of the doubt? the china town fellow is of course gonna hate him'

[Drew Durrnil]

Detective replied promptly with:
"We'll skip voting and let him go for now, but if he does this again, we'll throw him off the ship".

[Atrilan]

Charles Stewart looked at Detective with burning hatred and anger in his eyes. He pulled out a bunch of photos of Venezuelan protestors and starving people.

"Look at these people, they're suffering! We could end their suffering by drone striking the fuck out of them and giving their oil to corporations, and you don't wanna do that. You wanna bring up bullshit excuses like 'we're in space' because you don't care about the people of Venezuela," he said, before looking to xi.

"please I'll give you taiwan i just want to smell burning flesh in my lifetime"

Xi smiles, seemingly having negotiated the return of Taiwan using no effort whatsoever.
"斯图尔特先生，我们达成协议。每个人都请把注意力转移到委内瑞拉上空的烟花上，不要再看中华民国已有好几年了。"

[The Palmetto]

"There is no 'we', Detective. Xi and I have reached an agreement to vote Maduro out," Stewart said smugly. Some people thought he was sus, but he wasn't worried. After all, he's a Blue dog.

Stewart checked his phone to see several voice messages from Taiwan's representative, who he blocked. He always hated how clingy they were, unlike Israel, of course.

[Fossia]

"If there are any british people here. Then we are in grave danger, we must act quickly to determine which of the crew is british or of british decent, and which are not. Quickly my comrades. Before they fill out mouths with their shitty beer and food that has the appearance of donkey hippo diarrhea."

Quickly Big Robert turned his ahead around the room, he noticed someone who appeared quite british. Suddenly feeling an urgent sickness over him he scream the name of the person at the top of his lungs in his mellow accent, "Maduro is indeed Sus. I vote for him to be exterminated."

[Free Ward Marchers]

Lister: Well I do not know about you, but I am done with this fatuous conversation. if you need me I'll be in the med bay working on some elixirs.

[Free Ward Marchers]

Lister walks to the med bay and looks contemplatively at some chemicals judging which on could cause the most damage to ones person

[Kargintinia]

Maduro reloaded his hidden AirPod Shotty and was ready to catch a body. He walked around the cafeteria looking at all the food his people didn’t have. He pulled up his map and decided to sabotage O2.

He sang to himself “feeling real sussy, yeah yeah yeah.” While he waited for the foolish imperialist pigdogs to go running to fix it

[Free Ward Marchers]

Lister looks up from her studies and sighs "Why out of all places am I stuck with a bunch of imbeciles".
Lister pockets some promising looking chemicals and leisurely walks to O2

[Drew Durrnil]

Detective, trying to hide the fact that he was British, presses the emergency meeting button.

"BIg Robert seems kinda sus since he's accusing Madero for no reason. I say we vote him out."

[Free Ward Marchers]

Lister after fixing the O2 goes up to the emergency meeting area and without even trying to hide the fact that she's British starts talking
"Hey, I fixed the oxygen diffusers, what's happening?"

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

Joe's brain jammed up for a bit (likely due to a room change) 'Hey a men hows the thing-you got fixed and the air o2. Im sorry- the uhm the y'know the oxa breathalyser uhm cannister program with the wrench we used to go in at. Im sorry - the uh- I forgot'

Joe sighed 'why he sus?'

[Owlograd]

*Steps out of Shadows*

Greetings.

[Latvijas Otra Republika]

*Steps out of Shadows*

Greetings.

Joe says hi

[Random Country 453632]

Random Guy spawns into the room.
"Ahh finally I didn't disconnect."
He proceeds to catch up on the discussion.

[The Palmetto]

Joe's brain jammed up for a bit (likely due to a room change) 'Hey a men hows the thing-you got fixed and the air o2. Im sorry- the uhm the y'know the oxa breathalyser uhm cannister program with the wrench we used to go in at. Im sorry - the uh- I forgot'

Joe sighed 'why he sus?'

"I've already explained my reasoning, I, Xi, and Big Robert are voting to eject him," Stewart said, "This is an important vote that will save millions from tyrannical rule and finally give American lobbyists the oil war they deserve. Please, don't do it for me, do it for them."