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The Dodo Republic
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Founded: Feb 22, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Dodo Republic » Fri Feb 26, 2021 12:21 pm

Granted. But Saturn does the same and destroys the solar system.


I wish I had an Anime girl GF

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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ayverin » Fri Feb 26, 2021 6:27 pm

Granted, she's literally the letter GF.

I wish I can play Rondo Alla Turka on the Piano

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Babalabuska
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Postby Babalabuska » Fri Feb 26, 2021 6:40 pm

Granted, you can play it perfectly but it's the only thing you can play. Also, if anyone is around to hear it, you suddenly start playing horribly off-key.




I wish to obtain drip.
Some people just can't resist

Babalabuska can only be appreciated by cultured minds. Aka not you. Now with 50% more funni.


Cheems needs money to pay for his father's hospital bills, becomes owner of a nation. [True Story]
Current Mental Status: Semi-Sane

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Nevadaia
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Founded: Dec 24, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Nevadaia » Fri Feb 26, 2021 7:24 pm

Granted, you are now melting

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I wish I was good at typing.
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Treciene
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Founded: Jul 24, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Treciene » Fri Feb 26, 2021 7:25 pm

Granted but you have typed so well that your keyboard keys have been swapped in the process.

I wish I had a donut corporation.
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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ayverin » Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:14 pm

Granted, you later die young due to diabetes

I wish to be Dr. Manhattan

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Window Land
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:12 pm

Granted, but immediately following the transformation, an anvil falls out of the sky and crushes you. That's what you get for accidentally walking under a forge during moving day. What, you didn't see the anvil precariously dangling there? I guess that's what happens after you're too obsessed over your transformation to look at your surroundings. Oh well, better luck next time.


I wish for Will E. Coyote to get crushed by his own anvil.
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Babalabuska
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Babalabuska » Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:16 pm

Granted but you get crushed along with him.




I wish that I could be sent to Minecraft.
Some people just can't resist

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Electricate
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Founded: Mar 01, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Electricate » Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:39 pm

You get a job in Mojang and get fired when Microsoft buys it

I wish the next Windows design was based on Windows 95.

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Ayverin
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ayverin » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:17 am

Electricate wrote:You get a job in Mojang and get fired when Microsoft buys it

I wish the next Windows design was based on Windows 95.

Granted, your window is now bulky and when I mean window, I mean the window glass.

I wish Maphilindo exist.

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Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
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Founded: Aug 31, 2020
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa » Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:26 am

Granted! Maphilindo is a prosperous Japanese puppet state after their victory in world war 2.

I wish we didn’t lose so much knowledge when the Spaniards conquered their parts of the new world

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Kromi
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kromi » Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:45 am

Granted, the knowledge was never there in the first place.




I wish I could solve a Rubik's Cube.
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Prusmia
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Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Tue Mar 02, 2021 6:48 am

Granted, you can solve a 2x2 rubix cube.

I wish that whenever I said "more than 10,000 babies" the nearest 10,001-11,000 babies would stampede through my vicinity before returning to where they started.
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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:11 am

Prusmia wrote:Granted, you can solve a 2x2 rubix cube.

I wish that whenever I said "more than 10,000 babies" the nearest 10,001-11,000 babies would stampede through my vicinity before returning to where they started.


Granted, but since babies can't move very fast, or controlled, it takes forever, and you've now got your hands full changing poopy diapers and listening to colicky screams and tantrums.

I wish me taking a day off today doesn't backfire.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:24 am

Granted! You get the day off because you have developed a case of the Black Death and you get sick leave

I wish that you could run .exe files on non-windows devices

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Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:39 am

Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa wrote:Granted! You get the day off because you have developed a case of the Black Death and you get sick leave

I wish that you could run .exe files on non-windows devices

Granted, but every monday all windows systems have to simultaneously crash at the worst time possible as a sacrifice to allow .exe files to run on other systems.

I wish nukes never existed (oh god this is about to get political).
I'm a master at arguing right after I hit "submit"

Veni, Vidi, Vici. I came, I saw, I conquered.

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NewBlackStation
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Founded: Feb 25, 2021
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby NewBlackStation » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:43 am

listen man im a genie, not a make a wish foundation


I wish my crippling depression is gone
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Only favors the bold!

Hail Reich
non-mutants are allowed in towns and stations of the Reich as long they don't cause problems
Bread is good but bread with cheese is even good
if the mushroom tea is glowing brighter than a Uranium or plutonium rod only drink half of it
Our leader has gone crazy due to the radiation getting to his head both literally and metaphorically and will try to avoid being social with others
we got surplus of weapons and medicine just send a tele

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The Dodo Republic
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Founded: Feb 22, 2021
Right-wing Utopia

Postby The Dodo Republic » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:45 am

Granted! However the pills have a side effect of death.



I wish to be good at minecraft

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Flashboom
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Founded: Nov 03, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Flashboom » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:51 am

granted you are good at mining crafts
i wish for a Girlfriend

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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Tue Mar 02, 2021 11:32 am

Granted, you get a friend who is a girl, and she permanently friend zones you.


I wish for a reasonable tolerance for spicy foods.
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Wink Wonk We Like Stonks
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Founded: May 20, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Wink Wonk We Like Stonks » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:32 pm

granted, you no longer have heat receptors anywhere in/on your body.

i wish for a pack of graph paper.
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Ayverin
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Founded: Oct 26, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ayverin » Tue Mar 02, 2021 5:48 pm

Wink Wonk We Like Stonks wrote:granted, you no longer have heat receptors anywhere in/on your body.

i wish for a pack of graph paper.

Granted, now they're alive. Well.. Enjoy sadistically drawing them and hearing them scream....

I wish for umm.......... An edible, non-stale, non-wet sandwich which consist of white bread, halal bacon and another bread.

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Talchyon
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Postby Talchyon » Tue Mar 02, 2021 10:42 pm

Ayverin wrote:I wish for umm.......... An edible, non-stale, non-wet sandwich which consist of white bread, halal bacon and another bread.



Granted. It's poisoned. It doesn't kill you, but man. You really got the runs.

I wish the RP I'm in would come to a glorious conclusion and the sequel is just as good.
Current RPs -
Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Window Land
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Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:22 am

Talchyon wrote:
Ayverin wrote:I wish for umm.......... An edible, non-stale, non-wet sandwich which consist of white bread, halal bacon and another bread.



Granted. It's poisoned. It doesn't kill you, but man. You really got the runs.

I wish the RP I'm in would come to a glorious conclusion and the sequel is just as good.

Granted. They make it happen by kicking you out of it.


I wish that this wish will be granted WITH REAL FIRE!
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

Evelyn Beatrice Hall wrote:I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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Abbeyverne
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Founded: Jun 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Abbeyverne » Wed Mar 03, 2021 9:34 am

Window Land wrote:
Talchyon wrote:

Granted. It's poisoned. It doesn't kill you, but man. You really got the runs.

I wish the RP I'm in would come to a glorious conclusion and the sequel is just as good.

Granted. They make it happen by kicking you out of it.


I wish that this wish will be granted WITH REAL FIRE!


Granted, your house burned down.

I wish that the WA would cease to exist.

OP of Empire's End RP, Frequenter of P2TM, and part of the F7 delegation along with -Astoria, Valentine Z, Western Fardelshufflestein, La Xinga, and Nooooooooooooooo.
“...My only complaint is that this guy seems to have plot armor thicker than the hull of a battleship. What’s this Holy Grail thing, anyway? I tried looking it up using foreign information networks but I kept seeing footage of knights being butchered by a rabbit... I don’t think that was a legitimate source.”

...and Josephus sorta started a nuclear war, so I'll just ignore the fact that Kakistopia has almost 50% of deaths due in some part to the God-Empress, and I'll also ignore that Josephus XII was raised as a child-soldier, and I'll say Josephus is the more horrible leader.

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