[Title] To Each According to His Speed
[Description] Today marked a milestone for @@NATION@@’s state-owned automobile industry, with a new batch of cars hitting the street. However, many drivers are sorely disappointed with the Crapant 500, or Crappi, upset with its shoddy design.
[validity] socialist countries with automobile industry
[option 1] "I waited five years for a car, and you give me this?!" snaps @@RANDOMNAME@@, driving at a snail’s pace toward you in @@HIS@@ Crappi, leaving a plume of smoke behind. "And I’ve got the gas pedal pressed to the floor. How do you expect me to make my commute to @@CAPITAL@@ in a tin can like this? I don’t care if you have to import Clinkolns from the United Federation or Otomotos from Sakura: just get me a car that will drive me to work, not drive me insane!"
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[option 2] "The Crappi is a testament to socialist ingenuity!" exclaims engineer @@RANDOMNAME@@, spit shining the Crappi in front of you. "It's not the best, but we made it out of what little resources you give us. If you want a higher quality car, maybe make sure fewer raw materials like steel are being shipped to the military. Then we’ll really be driving in the fast lane!" @@HE@@ jubilantly slaps the car’s bumper, which thuds to the ground.
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[option 3] "I think our automobile industry might need to shift gears," says Fidel Petrol, repositioning the fallen fender. "Why keep building new cars when we can tune up what we already have? Subsidize courses on automobile maintenance so that every driver can keep their car running for decades. And tell automobile manufactures to only worry about producing vital replacement parts. Sure, these cars will become totally unusable further down the road, but that's a problem for down the road." He duct tapes the bumper back on to the Crappi and hands you the keys. "See? Good as new."
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[option 4] "No, most people don’t even need to own a car," comments Party apparatchik @@RANDOMNAME@@, swiping the keys from Petrol’s hand. "Except for people like you and me, @@LEADER@@. We absolutely should consolidate our resources into making fewer, more reliable cars, but let’s remember who has priority. And hey, if someone wants to inform the Party of any counter-revolutionary activity going on in our great nation, I’m sure we could toss a set of keys their way…"
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