The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

by **Eshialand** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 12:26 am

I was expecting a rickroll, but I got Coconut Malled. Excuse me while I play Mario Kart and ponder my life choices.

by **Izonno** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 5:27 am

I usually don't get this emotional when I read Gameplay content.

by **Moonfungus** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 9:09 am

Tfw you expect a rick roll but get Coconut Malled.

by **The United Vex Imperium** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 10:45 am

Sorry guys I cannot understand you all, you speak the language of the uninspired as opposed to that of the great thinkers. Sad.

by **Eshialand** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 11:26 am

The United Vex Imperium wrote:Sorry guys I cannot understand you all, you speak the language of the uninspired as opposed to that of the great thinkers. Sad.

Here's the language of the great thinkers for ya: Coconut Mall is my favorite Mario Kart track of all time.

by **Roavin** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 1:29 pm

"Coconut Mall" is also a conceivable nightmare scenario for South Pacificans, even though it has nothing to do with Mario Kart or even a shopping mall.

by **Comfed** » Sat Feb 27, 2021 1:33 pm

Roavin wrote:"Coconut Mall" is also a conceivable nightmare scenario for South Pacificans, even though it has nothing to do with Mario Kart or even a shopping mall.

For some reason I instantly thought of Mallorea and Riva controlling the TSP Discord bot Coco.

by **Grea Kriopia** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 1:33 pm

Matthew the Man wrote:Hailu#3271, the ever present tormentor that has haunted my time in TGW ever since her joining...

Now that's a title I can be proud of

by **Altmoras** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 7:14 pm

That is why I offer to you, all of NSGP, this video. I hope that its content will find you enlightenment as I have found. With this in mind I am officially announcing my retirement from NationStates to live in the British Columbian wilderness for the rest of my days, so that I may one day become one with the servers and thus one with NS to achieve a level of nirvana never before seen.

I did it first.

by **Matthew the Man** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:20 pm

The Love Story of the Ages

Romantica lly defended regions:
Mechanix Monarchists
The Lautar Region
March Out
Anarchist Nato
Vbc Collective
Card Farmer Alliance
The Mongolasian Empire
Continent Of Europia
The American Frontier
Lezzie
Impenetrable Wastelands
The Potatos Of Power
The River
The Golexaldian Kingdom
The Lands Of Fire And Peace
United Council Of The South
Old World

witnesses to this night of roemanc:
mi amigo (warden commander vincent drake)
mi amigo (warden commander haku)
mi (warden lieutenant matthew)
mi amiga (warden grea kriopia)

Other orgs who joined us:
THE SNAKES
LCNAF
TEA

(sorry 4 d bad report im sleepy

)

by **Baedan** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:22 pm

Obama Moment

by **Frenchy II** » Sun Feb 28, 2021 11:22 pm

our love undying, even in death we shall be reunited

truly an obama moment

by **Alfonzo** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 6:21 am

heartwrenching gameplay report

by **Moonfungus** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:27 am

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that's wholesome.

by **Altmoras** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 5:12 pm

Happy belated valentines day.

by **Grea Kriopia** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:26 pm

Commanders Vinny, Haku, BT, Altmoras, Merlin, and Ltn. Matthew try out the new miniskirt recruitment tactic.

It was a quiet day for the Warden Leadership, the type of day where any idea sounded more interesting than it really was. In their idle time, they mused on new ideas for the region and how best to get more recruits with the brand new DKP system driving motivation. Maybe more telegrams? Perhaps a free gift basket? Suddenly, Commander Benevolent Thomas jumped up in inspiration and shouted, "Miniskirts!"

The other members looked on in confusion as he rambled about heels, thigh highs, and successful recruitment rates before accepting in resignation that they really had no more dignity left to lose. And so, the Wardens donned their miniskirts and heels to hit the town and see what they could do.

On their way through town, they spotted the local gossip girl Frenchy running through regions on a furious shopping spree and decided this simply wouldn't do. The new uniform would pose some challenges but nothing our brave Wardens couldn't handle. It's only natural that The Grey Wardens could pull off the impossible: chasing in heels, and then chased Frenchy all the way through 55 different stores before she collapsed in exhaustion.

With only a few sprained ankles, the Wardens strutted over to get some victory bagels and pose for a new recruitment photo that would be sure to show others what they were missing out on.

Wardens:
First Warden Tim
Warden-Commander Altmoras
Warden-Commander Haku
Warden-Commander Vinny
Warden-Lieutenant Matthew
Warden-Warden Grea Kriopia

Fashionable Friends:
LCNAF

Prior to the mini-skirt motivation, the Wardens also did some spring cleaning with the help of Warden Clean™

Wardens:
Warden-Commander Altmoras
Warden-Commander Haku
Warden-Lieutenant Matthew
Warden-Warden Grea Kriopia
Warden-Warden Vara

Cleaning Buddies:
FRA
lily
RRA
SPSF
TEA

by **Frenchy II** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:29 pm

Very impressive stuff! Do not make fun of my post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion >:(

no actually good stuff actually just share the thigh highs next time

by **Matthew the Man** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:36 pm

Frenchy II wrote:Very impressive stuff! Do not make fun of my post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion

no actually good stuff actually just share the thigh highs next time

if i did, id be a hypocrite since i too now how posses a post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion. good thing im a hypocrite.

lol get more stamina nerd gg loser

by **Frenchy II** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:41 pm

Matthew the Man wrote:
Frenchy II wrote:Very impressive stuff! Do not make fun of my post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion

no actually good stuff actually just share the thigh highs next time

if i did, id be a hypocrite since i too now how posses a post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion. good thing im a hypocrite.

lol get more stamina nerd gg loser

mattalie what happened to our love my dear

by **The Python** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:43 pm

now that was some good cleaning

by **Eshialand** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:46 pm

Frenchy II wrote:
Matthew the Man wrote:if i did, id be a hypocrite since i too now how posses a post-covid pre-existing conditions that make me prone to exhaustion. good thing im a hypocrite.

lol get more stamina nerd gg loser

mattalie what happened to our love my dear

Love is a scam invented by raiders to make us weak, and we have discovered this and distanced ourselves from the concept.

At least I did. IDK what y'all are doing.

by **Altmoras** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:52 pm

Could have been 110 if the raiders didn't stop our dance halfway through update.

by **Frenchy II** » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:56 pm

Altmoras wrote:Could have been 110 if the raiders didn't stop our dance halfway through update.

pre-existing conditions alt, you know how it is

by **Eshialand** » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:00 am

Frenchy II wrote:
Altmoras wrote:Could have been 110 if the raiders didn't stop our dance halfway through update.

pre-existing conditions alt, you know how it is

You don't have pre-existing conditions, you're just covering up the fact that you got caught by that mall cop...

by **Baedan** » Tue Mar 02, 2021 12:07 am

Eshialand wrote:
Frenchy II wrote:pre-existing conditions alt, you know how it is

You don't have pre-existing conditions, you're just covering up the fact that you got caught by that mall cop...

A criminal record is a pre-existing condition

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