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Postby Trolleborg » Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:31 am

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Today Trolleborg TV (TTV) launch it’s long anticipated sports-only broadcasting channel. You will see football, hockey, basketball, handball, rugby, archer's competitions, hammer-throwing, Trollish fights, talk-shows about most important or curious events in the world sport, memorable moments of our sports, films about everything sports-related.

Please refrain from posting on this thread, unless TTV invite you to do so.

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Greetings, compatriots!
It’s me, your national leader, Vladimir Finn.
Today I am honored to open the broadcast of our long-awaited sports channel Trolleborg TV-Sport. It is created to give you and the everyone in the world the fullest possible coverage of our sport. TTV-S will provide you with fresh news about the state of affairs in our sport, broadcast its most important matches, remind you about important events of the past, show films and other media products dedicated to sports events, and you will find a variety of programs on specialized topics. I sincerely hope that this will be an interesting and exciting show, and I sit down with you all to watch the first broadcast. Good luck to all of us, and I am gladly give the way to the channel's journalists.

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Postby Trolleborg » Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:35 am

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Greetings, compatriots! Hello, our foreign viewers!
It's me, Lynn Knudsen, a journalist for the TTV-Sport TV channel. Sorry, I'm a little nervous. Today we will broadcast summary of the latest games of our hockey league. Of course, since our hockey league is already on the way, and foreign audience see Trolleborg internal sports tournament first time, I must add some useful info about league, teams and their posture. Teams play each other four times, two last teams relegated and every other will enter playoff. Defending champions is “Great March”, and “HK Murnau” is Trolleborg Hockey Cup holder. “Gjardefjall” and “Hardrup” promoted last season, former after two seasons in the Second Division, later make his way into the top league first time in the history. As to not overwhelm viewers with details, we decide for the first broadcast to limit ourselves by this information and add more as championship and cup will unfold.

We must agree that tournament table changed dramatically last week. Leaders begin it in a tight group - Great March having 48 points, Finn Hurps 47, Eugene Troger 45, HK Murnau 45, and Sverdmaan increasingly lagging behind everyone else at the opposite end of the table.

But then 28th round come:
Rojter Torfinn 0–2 Rode Slingaard
December Oogeningen 0–5 Great March
HK Murnau 2–1 FTST
Soren Belov 2–0 Gjardefjall
Hawkwer 5–1 Hardrup HK
Torkelli 0–0 Sejmonstr Heimen
Olejmann 0–3 Finn Hurps
Sverdmaan Murnau 1–1 Eugene Troger
Drake Drakesson 3–0 Stal-Breiten

Then 29th:
Drake Drakesson 1–3 Rojter Torfinn
Stal-Breiten 0–3 Sverdmaan Murnau
Eugene Troger 4–4 Olejmann
Finn Hurps 0–1 Torkelli
Sejmonstr Heimen 3–0 Hawkwer
Hardrup HK 0–1 Soren Belov
Gjardefjall 0–2 HK Murnau
FTST 3–3 December Oogeningen
Great March 3–1 Rode Slingaard

Finn Hurps suddenly slipped and Eugene Troger lost points in a match with Oilers, that was languished in the relegation zone, and then 30th round come.

Rojter Torfinn 1–4 Great March
Rode Slingaard 0–2 FTST
December Oogeningen 1–3 Gjardefjall
HK Murnau 1–1 Hardrup HK
Soren Belov 1–0 Sejmonstr Heimen
Hawkwer 1–0 Finn Hurps
Torkelli 0–1 Eugene Troger
Olejmann 1–1 Stal-Breiten
Sverdmaan Murnau 3–1 Drake Drakesson

And in the last round, Finn Hurps was defeated again, HK Murnau managed to achieve only a draw with the league newcomer Hardrup, and as a result, the Great March broke away from the nearest competitor by five points, and from fifth place by 12. The battle for life at the end of the tournament also caused great interest of the fans. Olejmann received a direct competitor, expected to win and to leave the relegation zone, but the match ended in a draw, and besides, Sverdmaan won the second consecutive game, so both outsiders remained in their places with a margin of three points to the salvatory 16th place.

Troll Liga                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 

1 Great March 30 17 6 7 76 41 +35 57
2 HK Murnau 30 15 7 8 49 35 +14 52
3 Eugene Troger 30 13 11 6 74 32 +42 50
4 Finn Hurps 30 14 8 8 71 31 +40 50
5 Sejmonstr Heimen 30 11 12 7 60 55 +5 45
6 Rojter Torfinn 30 13 6 11 52 56 −4 45
7 Soren Belov 30 12 8 10 27 23 +4 44
8 Torkelli 30 12 8 10 28 25 +3 44
9 Drake Drakesson 30 11 9 10 48 51 −3 42
10 Hardrup HK 30 12 6 12 51 55 −4 42
11 Hawkwer 30 12 5 13 54 52 +2 41
12 FTST 30 11 4 15 45 59 −14 37
13 Rode Slingaard 30 10 5 15 26 43 −17 35
14 Gjardefjall 30 10 4 16 49 58 −9 34
15 December Oogeningen 30 9 7 14 60 81 −21 34
16 Sverdmaan Murnau 30 7 12 11 41 58 −17 33

17 Olejmann 30 8 6 16 43 81 −38 30
18 Stal-Breiten 30 7 8 15 54 72 −18 29

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Postby Trolleborg » Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:35 am

And then on air we have the premiere of the film "Debuten!". This film, which has everything to be the masterpiece of our cinema, dedicated to the events of and around of first ever match of our football team in the qualifying tournaments of the world championships. As we all remember, our lads played with one of the favorites of the group, the Abanhfleft national team, on their own turf and make a difficult draw with a score 3:3. The film is dedicated to the ups and downs of preparation for the match, feelings of players, coaches and fans, and, of course, the moments of the game.

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Three times our lads levelled the score and managed to keep such a vitally necessary draw. Who knows how that campaign would have ended if not this precious point?

With the consent of the player himself, the plot included the story of a short but vivid relationship between our defender Troger and one of the opponents' national team players. As he himself stated, “failures of this kind can happen to everyone, and the main lesson must be learned from this is as follows: after the defeat, get up, pull yourself together and move on”.

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Postby Trolleborg » Tue Jan 05, 2021 5:34 pm

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Welcome to the screens, TTV-Sport begin live broadcasting of the World Cup qualifier games draw!

My name is Helga Bergen,
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I am proud of being selected to present ceremony to the world. It must be said that we are not responsible for what the organizers did, do and will do. Although this is only Trolleborg fourth tournament, there were different unpleasant things, the precedent is still fresh in the memory when the draw had to be done twice due to mistakes in preparation. But we will diligently cover everything that is happening now at the official ceremony.

Of course, we in Trolleborg would prefer to add dances, musical numbers, demonstrations of martial arts, etc. to the ceremony, but probably we will do without that this time.

In a hour or so broadcasting will begin! And in the meantime right now we will show you film about our country. We prefer to show some of the best matches of Trolleborg national team, but in the end decide give you something just for relaxation.

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Postby Trolleborg » Tue Jan 05, 2021 6:26 pm

1:27, ceremony is about to begin. Many dignitaries, both football and political, already present. Lively discussion about things everywhere.

1:37. No, this is not a problems with broadcast. Draw just don't begin in time.

1:41. At last. POT 1
1 Recuecn (17)
2 Brenecia (12)
3 Cassadaigua (4)
4 Commonwealth of Baker Park (9)
5 Zwangzug (15)
6 Turori (8)
7 Farfadillis (3)
8 Audioslavia (19)
9 Nephara (2)
10 Drawkland (16)
11 Valanora (5)
12 Starblaydia (7)
13 Banija (1)
14 Mriin (13)
15 Ko-oren (14)
16 The Holy Empire [Alasdair I Frosticus] (11)
17 Vilita (6)
18 Pasarga (18)
19 Eura (10)

1:42 List of teams in Pot 10 published:
1 Pays den haut (UR)
2 Trigel (UR)
3 Nacaltora (UR)
4 Norish Jeia Repa (UR)
5 Koniglich Wasserstein (UR)
6 San Ortelio (UR)
7 West Zirconia (UR)
8 Mytanija (UR)
9 Garbelia (UR)
10 Smosh Games (UR)
11 Frestovenia (UR)
12 Lorrana (UR)
13 Thibaea (UR)
14 United Australasian Commonwealth (UR)
15 Simulland (UR)
16 Waisnor (UR)
17 Widaya (UR)
18 Tumbra (UR)
19 Spiritual Republic of Caryton (UR)

1:43 Pot 9
1 Mapletish (UR)
2 Hindu Ram Rajya (365)
3 Central Shaneville (UR)
4 North Japan (361)
5 Hafamarimet (344)
6 Sannyamathland (355)
7 Socialist New Britain (355)
8 Ibixa (UR)
9 Quemorr Isles (336)
10 Logano Fraza (355)
11 Icecliff (359)
12 Mexi Catcha (355)
13 The Belacian States (Belac) (350)
14 Acastanha (350)
15 PSTCT (361)
16 Mand Blustopia (361)
17 State of Trinity (361)
18 U-Koro (350)
19 Al Qurija (UR)

1:44 Pot 8.
1 Rwekazaland (336)
2 Ranoria (315)
3 Hispinas (315)
4 Cascadia (315)
5 Saint-Domingue (269)
6 Gouvanarch (269)
7 Silvedania (336)
8 Critical Operations (289)
9 Sett Forest (280)
10 Arklanda (328)
11 Jabal Akhdar (315)
12 Beepee (280)
13 Vangaziland (288)
14 The H Corporation (310)
15 North Alezia (336)
16 Red Kelp (280)
17 Hebitaka (289)
18 Regmotto (328)
19 United Pink States (269)

4:45 Pot 7.
1 Fluvannia (156)
2 Cheetahs and Reptiles Coalison (231)
3 Muralos (259)
4 Bonbokh u Piche (240)
5 Chartistan (238)
6 Treekidistan (191)
7 Bongo Johnson (170)
8 Cirrus Azale (269)
9 Pluvia and the Saxean Isles (201)
10 Freechi (199)
11 Tornado Queendom (263)
12 Transvolcanic (158)
13 Stevidia (259)
14 Fjorsz (269)
15 Crystalline Caverns (186)
16 Yerapia (225)
17 Khytonya (229)
18 Bluecliff (195)
19 Pemecutan (192)

4:48 Pot 6
1 Murphtannia (137)
2 West Angola (154)
3 Havynwilde (126)
4 Hapilopper (132)
5 Netop (133)
6 Cosumar (143)
7 Southwest Eastnorth (142)
8 Emastalia (129)
9 Baggieland (117)
10 ZSeparatists (121)
11 Wreckeria (155)
12 The Grearish Union (153)
13 Melbergia (152)
14 Rangers FC (138)
15 Legalese (118)
16 Sulsuland (128)
17 Balqia (123)
18 The Gothanita Isles (136)
19 Savigliane (124)

1:52 Pot 5
1 Tioguldos (94)
2 Plane of Possibility (93)
3 Acronius (100)
4 Quakmybush (114)
5 Sharktail (98)
6 Freeport (105)
7 Gyatso-Kai (109)
8 Damukuni (103)
9 Indusse (96)
10 Eastfield Lodge (111)
11 Barunia (92)
12 Yuezhou (107)
13 Saltstead (113)
14 Euran Oceania Territories (104)
15 Sylestone (97)
16 Megistos (116)
17 Tikariot (95)
18 Garifunya (112)
19 Natanians and Nosts (102)

1:53 Pot 4
1 Sajnur (86)
2 Filindostan (91)
3 Busoga Islands (79)
4 Electrum (77)
5 Ancherion (70)
6 Juvencus (67)
7 Squornshelan Remnant States (66)
8 Huayramarca (88)
9 Græntfjall (81)
10 United States of Devonta (83)
11 Squidroidia (84)
12 Darkmania (89)
13 Oberour Ar Moro (87)
14 Lisander (72)
15 Blouman Empire (68)
16 Twicetagria (75)
17 Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom (76)
18 Valladares (71)
19 Kohnhead (69)

1:56 Pot 3.
1 Geektopia (51)
2 Riena (64)
3 TJUN-ia (56)
4 Vdara (49)
5 Abanhfleft (58)
6 Qasden (47)
7 Poafmersia (48)
8 Northwest Kalactin (62)
9 South Covello (50)
10 Mavinet (60)
11 Darmen (46)
12 Omerica (61)
13 Jeruselem (54)
14 Squornshelous (55)
15 Independent Athletes from Quebec (45)
16 Maccian (65)
17 Tequilo (53)
18 South Newlandia (63)
19 Port Ember (57)

1:57. it's very noisy here, and the volume keeps increasing

1:58 And! The! Last! Pot! Number 2!

2:00.
1 HUElavia (29)
2 Terre Septentrionale (23)
3 Flavovespia (41)
4 Xanneria (43)
5 Savojarna (34)
6 Mercedini (33)
7 Krytenia (39)
8 Sargossa (35)
9 Kandorith (30)
10 Chromatika (27)
11 Kelssek (20)
12 Equestria [Equestrian States] (24)
13 New Lusitania and the Algarves (44)
14 Astograth (38)
15 The Sarian (42)
16 Trolleborg (32)
17 Newmanistan (21)
18 Hampton Island (25)
19 Siovanija & Teusland (22)

2:04 So, this is it. In our 16th Group we have:
Waisnor (UR)
Mand Blustopia (361)
Red Kelp (280)
Yerapia (225)
Sulsuland (128)
Megistos (116)
Twicetagria (75)
Maccian (65)
Trolleborg (32)
The Holy Empire [Alasdair I Frosticus] (11)

2:07 Ok, ceremony ends, and our channel proud that you take a notice of it, dear viewers. Hope we are not completely useless. Good night, and we are counted on all of you as viewers in the future!
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Postby Trolleborg » Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:20 am

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Greetings, compatriots!
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It’s me, Olga Aarts, your guide to the world of Trolleborg basketball.
In our country basketball is distant third in popularity to football and hockey, although rugby and handball are starting to catching up.

The basketball league is already play two-thirds of the tournament distance. For a better understanding what happens, I give you, dear viewers, sketch details of it. The teams are divided into two divisions, play strictly with rivals in them four games with each, and according to the results of the championship, the champion of the country is determined in a two-match duel between the winners of the divisions. Then the playoff is played with opponents from another division. The last teams in the groups are relegated directly to the lower division, while the penultimate teams play relegation matches. In addition, the national cup is played with the participation of teams from the lower divisions and amateur clubs.

“Eugene Troger” is the defending champion, “Torkelli” won the playoffs, and “Soren Belov” is the winner of the cup. Of course, attentive viewers noticed that the names of clubs in basketball, hockey (as well as in handball and football, let me running ahead) coincide - no wonder, since many clubs have teams of different sports under one roof.

Finn Division
Olejmann 65–83 Soren Belov
Alexander Carteh 64–86 Rode Slingaard
TTI 84–71 Skegness BK
Torkelli 82–83 Hunnerstad BK
Sheltem 78–74 Finn Hurps

Finn Division             Pld   W   L   GF   GA   GD    Pts 

1 Torkelli 30 25 5 2570 2175 +395 75
2 Finn Hurps 30 22 8 2372 2101 +271 66
3 Sheltem 30 18 12 2316 2164 +152 54
4 TTI 30 17 13 2264 2216 +48 51
5 Rode Slingaard 30 16 14 2267 2203 +64 48
6 Soren Belov 30 15 15 2247 2298 −51 45
7 Skegness BK 30 11 19 2174 2390 −216 33
8 Olejmann 30 10 20 2237 2330 −93 30
9 Hunnerstad BK 30 9 21 2056 2423 −367 27

10 Alexander Carteh 30 7 23 2153 2356 −203 21


Troghil Division
RIS 72–80 Sverdmaan Murnau
Torquelston BKK 60–95 Stal Murnau
Hawkwer 66–71 Sverdmaan Heimen
Haugesdorp BK 62–79 Sejmonstr Heimen
DVT 61–75 Eugene Troger

Troghil Division          Pld   W   L   GF   GA   GD    Pts 

1 Sejmonstr Heimen 30 22 8 2378 2181 +197 66
2 Stal Murnau 30 21 9 2448 2109 +339 63
3 Eugene Troger 30 21 9 2338 2067 +271 63
4 Sverdmaan Murnau 30 18 12 2179 2152 +27 54
5 RIS 30 17 13 2191 2252 −61 51
6 Sverdmaan Heimen 30 15 15 2261 2240 +21 45
7 Hawkwer 30 12 18 2181 2261 −80 36
8 DVT 30 9 21 2146 2360 −214 27
9 Torquelston BKK 30 8 22 2131 2284 −153 24

10 Haugesdorp BK 30 7 23 2072 2419 −347 21


In the last round, of course, attention is drawn to the phenomenal victory of the “Hunnerstad BK”, which was struggling for survival, over the undisputed leader of the division on his own field - another proof of the high spirit of our sport.

In the Troghil group, “Sejmonstr Heimen” unexpectedly leads, team who has no superstar players, but due to well-organized team play wins over and over again, altought usually with a small gap, latest victory rather uncharacteristic.

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Postby Trolleborg » Sat Jan 09, 2021 2:25 am

In the "Best moments of our sports" rubric right now we will show biggest Trolleborg team since 3D-TV entered our life.

This is victory over Kencana in the group stage of 5th Melayu Cup. In this game our team rehabilitated for the defeat in the first game. Let's see again this fascinating moments:



Our players tried to immediately decide the outcome of the match, rushing forward and probing defence by all means. We must say, that crosses from flanks showed themselves the best way.

After 6 minutes into the game, Kolding's cross into the crowd in the center of the box was interrupted by Zahir Falih, who hit the ball to the center of the field, but as it turned out, Troll was just waiting for such opportunity. He had more than enough time to put the ball more comfortable and deliver a terrible shot, right to the top corner. The goalkeeper was simply powerless.

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Almost immediately Gulbranden, with his size, somehow eluded the defenders in the goalkeeper's area after the corner and shot past the goalkeeper, it seemed, for sure. But Lukman Demang selflessly threw himself under the ball and knocked him out of the empty net and in the ensuing melee defenders throw ball out.

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But after a few minutes the forward was nevertheless able to celebrate the goal - the same Kolding made a pass from the flank and our striker, again getting rid of the defenders, calmly make a perfect header.

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Having conceded two goals by the 20th minute, the opponents did not stop playing, moved the game to the center of the field, twice threatened Gould's goal after passes from flanks, and got their way. Our players in the center of the pitch hesitated trying to create an offside, but in the end Bachok Omar made an accurate pass to his teammate by “Kota Damai” Merdeka Ali, who went one-on-one with the goalkeeper and scored the goal. Our failure in defense was so obvious that Trolleborg players did not even try to convince the referee that there was an offside.

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Instead, they redoubled their efforts and almost immediately Gulbranden made a double, again responding to Kolding's pass.

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In the second half, Finnsnes scored a free-kick, beautifully catching the goalkeeper whilst he is moving in the opposite direction.

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Kerr, who remained the whole game in the shadow of his comrades-in-arms, summed up the match at the 67th minute. Troll, faced with an impassable wall of defenders near the box, rolled the ball into the penalty area of Finnsnes, who, after a spurt, made a cross along the goal line and our striker, who got rid of the attention of defenders and was in the right place at the right moment, had only to put his foot to score, which he did perfectly.

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No more goals were scored in this match, although both sides can change score not once. But the game is over with the 5:1 result, one of the biggest victories for our team in history. We congratulate all the fans on the victory, although one should not get euphoric for too long.

Kencana – Trolleborg 1:5
Troll,6 (0-1), Gulbranden,20(0-2). Merdeka Ali, 23(1-2). Gulbranden, 27(1-3). Finnsnes,57 (1-4). Kerr,67 (1-5).
Lineup: Gould, Wolters, Troger, Bagger, Aldekamp (Hoyte,55), Kolding (Zhita,46), Finnsnes, Troll, Torquelston, Kerr, Gulbranden (Heggheim,70).

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Postby Trolleborg » Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:58 pm

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Greetings, compatriots! Hello, our foreign viewers!
It's me, Lynn Knudsen. Right now I will introduce you Trolleborg Hockey Cup. At the time, tournament progressed up to the stage where Super League teams entered. Sixteen best teams of the last season (they are marked by “А” letter) will play with sixteen winners of the previous stage. Teams from the amateur level, where people from organizations, factories, utility companies and so on play on part-time basis, marked by “Р” letter. Four ot them fight their way to this stage. I must add, that ones from the lower leagues automatically have advantage of playing these games at home turf, and we proceed to the results.

Round of 16 Winners
Lejsden HK 3–0 Hawkwer Heimen (A)
Bueskytter Ethnedal 3–4 December Oogeningen (A)
Alex Zach 0–3 HK Murnau(A) (current cup holder)
203.Chaltern (P) 2–3 Torkelli (A)
Krokkestrand HK 2–1ot Hadrdup HK (A)
Nejmegen HK 1–3 Drake Drakesson (A)
TTI 1–3 Sverdmaan Murnau (A)
Rojter Lugnedal 1–3 Finn Hurps (A)
Kjellerup HK 2–0 Rode Slingaard (A)
Bueskytter Rodenboord 5–1 Sejmonstr Heimen (A)
Fabrikkarbeidere Murnau (P) 0–2 Great March (A)
Hermann Blaack 1–1, 2–3so Rojter Torfinn (A)
Modiggen 3–1 Soren Belov (A)
173.Heimen 1–1, 0–2so Gjardefjall (A)
DVT (P) 0–4 Eugene Troger (A)
Alexander Carteh (P) 3–6 FTST (A)

Only four lower-level teams won their contests, comparing with eight last year, altough one of them unavoidably will receive a ticket to the quarterfinal, since two play each other. But “Finn Hurps”, “December Oogeningen”, “Drake Drakesson” and “Rojter Torfinn” secured their tickets with great difficulties, being behind opponents much of the time, with the last take a draw in the last seconds of the game, having played with empthy net, and amateur team “Alexander Carteh” twice goes forward in scores before succumbing. “Sejmonstr” lost miserably, but having real troubled season and too much difficulties in mind, team coach send a lot of under21 players on ice and predictable his lads now out of competition. Notable Heimen goes now without teams in the cup, since both their city teams lost.

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Postby Trolleborg » Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:58 pm

True to our editorial policy of not limit ourselves to just scores, tables and so on, right now we present you animated cartoon “Watersigd” about our valiant water polo players on the last Summer Olympics. As we all remember, our team won the first game due to fiery determination and dedication, and fought in the rest, but did not have enough experience to gain entrance to playoff.

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There was also a plans for a full TV-drama about the same events.

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Postby Trolleborg » Tue Jan 19, 2021 6:38 am

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Greetings, compatriots!
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It’s me, Olga Aarts, your guide to the world of Trolleborg basketball.

Right now I will present you the results of the next round of the national basketball cup. At this stage, the 16 best teams of the past championship meet at this stage with the winners of the previous stage, in which the teams of the lower leagues participate and the worst four teams of the major league of the last tournament also start. Teams from the lower disivions has given the advantage of their own field. They are designated in the table with the letter “B”.

Rojter Haldeer (B) 67–91 Haugesdorp BK
Henefoosss BK (B) 71–70 Skegness BK
Yoven Durje (B) 66–88 Torquelston BKK
Rood Rojter (B) 86–81 DVT
Torstein Hamme (B) 73–62 Eugene Troger
Bargejn BK (B) 81–58 Rode Slingaard
Woldrop BK (B) 66–82 Olejmann
Rojter Krokkestrand (B) 66–83 Hunnerstad BK
Finn Hurps 73–57 RIS
NSK (B) 69–67 Soren Belov
Fordaland BK (B) 71–69 Hawkwer
Ethnedal BK (B) 78–79 TTI
Jerdaland BK (B) 68–78 Sejmonstr Heimen
Alex Zach (B) 51–94 Sverdmaan Murnau
Hoog BK (B) 76–75 Torkelli
Jesperelv (B) 62–79 Stal Murnau

The hosts won eight victories, precisely half, and if not for the practice of reseeding, one of the lowest ranked teams would certainly have ended up in 1\4. To the surprise of many, the leader of one of the divisions, Torkelli, dropped out, albeit in a serious struggle, and it will be interesting to see how Sejmonstr will manage, participating in two competitions at once.

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Postby Trolleborg » Sun Jan 24, 2021 4:05 am

Our national football team in the need of something to raise fighting spirit, so we re-broadcast memorable victory against Kita-Honde at the last WCQ. As you all remember, Trolleborg already have a ticket to the WC, but nevertheless game with Kita-Honde, favourites of the group, was very important, since this is last game in the cycle.

Our team, as it turned out, was not dizzy with success. Lads entered the field with full composure, the players play very carefully and at the same time with great dedication, not allowing opponents to play game as they are able in their best moments. The first real moment near the Kita-Honde net was created already in the 3rd minute, but Kerr missed the goal from several meters - however, his position was difficult. Then lands had the opportunity to open score with Valgren, Gulbrandan, again Kerr, and it was Gulbranden who was lucky. He successfully took advantage of a long and accurate pass from the flank and accurately put his head where needed to score.

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The success of our guys did not lead them apart from the way they take, they continued to play as they played, however, until the break there were no serious opportunities to change the score.

In the second half, the game was all about the same, and it seems that the guests were very seriously influenced by the setback in the last game, they did not seem emotionally to move away from such an unexpected defeat, they did not make a real moments at the gate of Kotsson, but at the opposite the gate dangerous situations constantly developed. We even saw Troger come to serve a head shot after the corner, which he hasn't done in international games for a very long time.

Towards the end of the game, the referee punished the guests with a penalty kick, which Kerr converted,

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and, perhaps, in the last minutes our guys could have brought the score to a devastating one, having equalized the balance with Kita-Honde, but could not do it. Nevertheless, 2:0 is a victory, and the victory is not accidental, really worthy and stylish.

Our guys deservedly ran a circle of honor around the stadium, and then millions of Trolleborg City residents enjoyed a solemn fireworks display in their honor.

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Postby Trolleborg » Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:37 pm

Greetings, compatriots!
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It’s TTV-Sport, my name is Helga Bergen and right now you will see our new show, where we will talk with the interesting people (but not only people) from all the Multiverse.

And right now we will make a blitz-interview with none other than legendary Juan Tzimisces, glorious coach and player of Holy Empire national football team.

In the eyes of the general multiverse public, you are just a mythological character. Tell us a few words about yourself.
Wherever football is played, or can be played, I am, I was, I shall be.

What is it like to train team of yourselves?
It isn't a team of myselves, it simply is myself - though at different points in linear time. Communication is obviously fairly easy.

What are the functions of another legendary player, Di Bradini, in the team?
I value Simeone's advice - now more than ever it's important to get an external perspective; otherwise I'd only have minor variations on my own perspective - and a lot of them.

How were the players selected from the multitude of possible candidates?
I know when I've been at my best, and when I'll be at my best; it wasn't difficult.

What are the strengths and weaknesses of this – let’s call it monoplayer – approach?
Well, as I said, communication is fairly straightforward. I know what I'm likely to do next. But the goalkeeping's a bit weak; it's never been my best position.

How do the Tzimisces get along on and off the field?
Again, it's not multiple Tzimisces; there is only one Tzimisces, and I am he. Like any other sentient entity, sometimes I enjoy my own company, and at other times I feel more gregarious.

How did the knights, who had previously played for the national team, react to the fact that their services will not be needed this year?
Better than the porn stars did after World Cup xXx.

What's your favorite score and why?
Eleventy-H to Fiffleteen. Who doesn't prefer five-dimensional football anyway?

Genius and talent - what's the difference?
Yes, it was the middle one.

You were offered to lead the Trolleborg national team – what your reaction will be?
Tzimisces leads no other team, though other teams have been led by Tzimsces

Thank you very much. But we can’t wish you good luck in the next game, please understand us correctly.

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Postby Trolleborg » Fri Feb 05, 2021 1:12 am

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Greetings, compatriots!
It's me, Lynn Knudsen with a latest news from the hockey arenas of our country. Season is nearing end, teams already play most of games and we can see, that situation is cleared to some extent in both high and low stratas of tournament table.

Despite a paltry first part of the season and not too convincing performance, Finn Hurps making a run for a title. Altought Great March beat them 3-1 at the 35th matchday and having not only four points of advantage, but also moral one. Outsiders continue their fight to death, altought gap between 16th and 17th places widened to some extent.

Troll Liga                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts

1 Great March 40 25 6 9 114 52 +62 81
2 Finn Hurps 40 23 8 9 100 40 +60 77
3 HK Murnau 40 21 8 11 63 43 +20 71
4 Eugene Troger 40 19 13 8 93 44 +49 70
5 Drake Drakesson 40 19 10 11 70 58 +12 67
6 Sejmonstr Heimen 40 15 15 10 86 71 +15 60
7 Torkelli 40 16 11 13 37 30 +7 59
8 Hawkwer 40 16 7 17 74 71 +3 55
9 Rojter Torfinn 40 15 9 16 66 80 −14 54
10 Hardrup HK 40 15 6 19 60 77 −17 51
11 December Oogeningen 40 14 8 18 89 106 −17 50
12 FTST 40 15 4 21 55 73 −18 49
13 Soren Belov 40 12 12 16 28 31 −3 48
14 Gjardefjall 40 13 8 19 65 79 −14 47
15 Rode Slingaard 40 12 7 21 33 56 −23 43
16 Sverdmaan Murnau 40 10 13 17 49 79 −30 43


17 Olejmann 40 10 8 22 54 112 −58 38
18 Stal-Breiten 40 8 11 21 63 97 −34 35

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Postby Trolleborg » Sat Feb 20, 2021 2:43 pm

Next on the air is rebroadcasting of exploits of our Olympic champion woman boxer Olga Hawker in the recent olympic tournament:

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Postby Trolleborg » Tue Feb 23, 2021 9:39 am

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Greetings, compatriots!
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It’s me, Olga Aarts, your guide to the world of Trolleborg basketball.

Championship is concluded now, and Sejmonstr lost due concentration in the last games and with it goes down in the table, finishing third, and Stal Murnau snatched title of Troghil Division winner in the last day. Right now here will be championship game between two division winners, last teams in every division goes down and teams which marked PRO will fight with a preternders from lower league.

Just a reminder, that Eugene Troger is champion of the last season, Torkelli won playoffs and Soren Belov cup winner.


Finn Division, last games
Olejmann 92–78 Hunnerstad BK
Skegness BK 77–90 Finn Hurps
Rode Slingaard 66–68 Sheltem
Soren Belov 59–84 Torkelli
Alexander Carteh 71–79 TTI

Finn Division            Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Torkelli 36 30 6 3052 2599 +453 90 - POW
2 Finn Hurps 36 27 9 2865 2550 +315 81
3 TTI 36 22 14 2738 2675 +63 66
4 Sheltem 36 21 15 2771 2604 +167 63
5 Soren Belov 36 19 17 2733 2741 −8 57 - CW
6 Rode Slingaard 36 17 19 2699 2678 +21 51
7 Skegness BK 36 13 23 2588 2848 −260 39
8 Olejmann 36 12 24 2716 2818 −102 36


9 Hunnerstad BK 36 11 25 2522 2919 −397 33 – RPO


10 Alexander Carteh 36 8 28 2583 2835 −252 24


Troghil Division, last games
RIS 67–75 Sejmonstr Heimen
Sverdmaan Heimen 67–80 Eugene Troger
Stal Murnau 81–66 DVT
Sverdmaan Murnau 95–57 Haugesdorp BK
Torquelston BKK 58–75 Hawkwer

Troghil Division         Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Stal Murnau 36 26 10 2942 2529 +413 78
2 Eugene Troger 36 26 10 2788 2454 +334 78 - CH
3 Sejmonstr Heimen 36 24 12 2788 2630 +158 72
4 Sverdmaan Murnau 36 22 14 2651 2576 +75 66
5 RIS 36 18 18 2589 2706 −117 54
6 Sverdmaan Heimen 36 17 19 2705 2711 −6 51
7 Hawkwer 36 16 20 2625 2663 −38 48
8 DVT 36 12 24 2600 2835 −235 36


9 Torquelston BKK 36 10 26 2580 2763 −183 30 – RPO


10 Haugesdorp BK 36 9 27 2475 2876 −401 27

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Postby Trolleborg » Sun Feb 28, 2021 4:00 pm

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Greetings, compatriots! Hello, our foreign viewers!
It's me, Lynn Knudsen with a results from Trolleborg Hockey Cup.

Round of 8 Winners
Lejsden HK 3–0 December Oogeningen (A)
HK Murnau (A) 0–1 Torkelli (A)
Krokkestrand HK 0–3 Drake Drakesson (A)
Sverdmaan Murnau (A) 3–1 Finn Hurps (A)
Kjellerup HK 1–0 Bueskytter Rodenboord
Great March (A) 7–1 Rojter Torfinn (A)
Modiggen 5–4ot Gjardefjall (A)
Eugene Troger (A) 4–1 FTST (A)

Cup Holder lost, in the tight contest, and not managed even a single goal despite having almost two minutes 5 on 3 on the second period. Sverdmaan, lowest ranked of the first league remaining in the contest, bravely won fight with favourites Finn Hurps, and victory of Modiggen is worth mentioned.


Lejsden HK 0–2 Torkelli (A)
Drake Drakesson (A) 5–1 Sverdmaan Murnau (A)
Kjellerup HK 1–6 Great March (A)
Modiggen 1–3 Eugene Troger (A)

Only heavy favourites remain. All three lower-level teams lost, albeit all of them not withour fight with Kjellerup conceded three goals out of six in the last period.

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Postby Trolleborg » Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:21 pm

Traditionally, the end of winter in Trolleborg is an important moment for yachtsmen, since it is during this period that the First Big Regatta takes place, across the stormy seas in the northern part of Trolleborg, where it is not uncommon to meet floating ice at this time. 629 crews went to the start, but, alas, the national leader this time failed to take part, in recent years he rarely joined the competition, only twice out of the last five.

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Overcoming fierce winds, up to 9 points of the Beaufort scale, powerful waves and bad weather that began towards the end of the race, all the crews were able to complete the transition.

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Ones who managed to bring their boats to the finish in shortest time:

1. «Finnsensbjortan»
2. «Skjerde Voog»
3. «Vardenskjold»
4. «Melhus Randheim»
5. «Sween Norild»
6. «Windbjart»

«Skjerde Voog» won previous edition of First Big Regatta, and «Sween Norild» was second at the time. «Finnsensbjortan» with its extremely experienced team skip last race, but return triumphally.

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Postby Trolleborg » Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:33 pm

As inter-season pause in international football begins and our league is not statred, we will resort to a tried and tested remedy, and right now we rebroadcast first ever game of our national team that was shown in 3D, opening game of Cup of Harmony against Busoga Islands.

Our team pleased us with the game in usual attacking style, and, even more joyfully, for once, left field without conceding goals. We got three points thanks to the quickness and resolve of Gulbranden, who successfully used the mistake of one of the defenders who launched the ball into the air. Our striker was ahead of everyone

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Postby Trolleborg » Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:35 pm

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Greetings, compatriots!
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It’s me, Olga Aarts, your guide to the world of Trolleborg basketball.

Recently another round of Trolleborg basketball cup was played. Things looked like big clubs don't are take a lesson from the previous round and have a problems as a result.

Haugesdorp BK 76–73 Fordaland BK (B)
Stal Murnau 63–82 Finn Hurps
Bargejn BK (B) 77–79 Henefoosss BK (B)
Olejmann 84–77 Hoog BK (B)
Rood Rojter (B) 78–76 TTI
Torquelston BKK 54–73 NSK (B)
Sverdmaan Murnau 100–92 Torstein Hamme (B)
Hunnerstad BK 76–62 Sejmonstr Heimen

Teams from the lower divisions demonstrate extreme high fighting spirit, not one was beaten decisively, and three teams from lower divisions will play in quarterfinals.

Pairs there will be as follows:
Olejmann vs. Rood Rojter (B)
Finn Hurps vs. Sverdmaan Murnau
Hunnerstad BK vs Henefoosss BK (B)
NSK (B) vs Haugesdorp BK

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Postby Trolleborg » Mon Mar 15, 2021 4:48 am

Greetings, compatriots! Let's remember another great game of our national football team.

Statistical Summary:
Trolleborg - GI-Land 4:1 (4:1).


All the most interesting events took place in the first half. Those who were stuck in traffic or lost time during inspection at the entrance to the stadium missed a lot. At first, the journalists were surprised why the coach chose Groningen, a player known for his talent for defensive actions in the center of the field, in a match in which he needed to build and score, but now we can marvel at his insight.

Our guys started quite cheerfully, and in the 12th minute Groningen showed his talent in midfield – intercept ball, made an accurate pass, and then Troll skillfully gave a chance to Skaloed, and he opened the score.

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Shortly thereafter, Torquelston made a rather bad cross, but Wolters take the ball, picked up a moment, make the precise pass across field and from there Troll reliably shot as he knows how and loves to do, 2-0.

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Only victory left opponents a chance for a playoff, and they quickly score one goal, from the penalty awarded for a handball - from our point of view, the referee decision was not indisputable, but the referee is the referee

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But just a few minutes later the situation with the first goal was repeated, again Groningen successfully intercept the ball in the middle, passed forward to the Skaloed and he accurately shot on goal.

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Knowing, however, how much insidious fate for us and how much modern sport depends on chance, we did not relax. However, our guys even before the break put everything in their places, bringing the score to 4:1. Troll made a great precise pass forward, and Skaloed successfully completed the rest of the task

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Opponents tried to challenge this goal, claiming that our striker was in offside, but the referee correctly figured out the situation. Judge for yourself, in slow motion everything is perfectly visible

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Unfortunately, we must admit that the Trolleborg players, having brilliantly play in the first half, substantially lost their spirit in the second, the necessary freshness and vigor was not felt anymore, nor there was level of concentration due for matches like this one. But still, our lads have a couple of good moments in order to widen the gap. In one of the these episodes, the ball hit the crossbar.

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Postby Trolleborg » Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:49 pm

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Greetings, compatriots!
It's me, Lynn Knudsen with a latest news from the hockey arenas of our country.
Finn Hurps continue their run for a title. Great March lost many poins in between, so gap between two contestants is very narrow now. And outsiders continue their fight to death, at least five teams is near the bottom with negligible difference of points with a lot of games in sight.

Troll Liga                 Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Great March 50 32 7 11 150 68 +82 103
2 Finn Hurps 50 30 11 9 117 46 +71 101
3 Eugene Troger 50 24 16 10 108 53 +55 88
4 HK Murnau 50 24 13 13 74 54 +20 85
5 Drake Drakesson 50 21 16 13 85 71 +14 79
6 Torkelli 50 19 16 15 47 40 +7 73
7 Sejmonstr Heimen 50 17 18 15 100 92 +8 69
8 Hawkwer 50 19 10 21 90 85 +5 67
9 Hardrup HK 50 19 10 21 77 94 −17 67
10 Soren Belov 50 17 14 19 42 40 +2 65
11 FTST 50 19 7 24 64 85 −21 64
12 December Oogeningen 50 16 12 22 114 133 −19 60
13 Rojter Torfinn 50 16 12 22 74 106 −32 60
14 Gjardefjall 50 15 10 25 72 94 −22 55
15 Sverdmaan Murnau 50 12 17 21 52 92 −40 53
16 Rode Slingaard 50 14 10 26 46 71 −25 52

17 Stal-Breiten 50 12 14 24 83 108 −25 50
18 Olejmann 50 12 11 27 64 127 −63 47

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Postby Trolleborg » Mon Mar 29, 2021 3:47 pm

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Greetings, compatriots!
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It’s me, Olga Aarts, your guide to the world of Trolleborg basketball. Right now we publish results of the Second Division contest.

There was a rather dramatic denouement of fighting for first places - at the last game Ethnedal and Rojter fight each other, and Torstein Hamme have a real chance to bring himself into the promotion spot, but team lost and remain third.

1 Ethnedal BK               84   61  23  6713 5950 +763   183
2 Rojter Krokkestrand 84 61 23 6663 5962 +701 183

3 Torstein Hamme 84 60 24 6541 6028 +513 180
4 Alex Zach 84 58 26 6614 6022 +592 174

5 Jesperelv 84 53 31 6566 6068 +498 159
6 Bargejn BK 84 53 31 6443 6236 +207 159



So now Ethnedal and Rojter can be congratulated with the status of first-division teams, and Alex Zach with Torstein Hamme will fight against D1 outsiders - Torquelston BKK and Hunnerstad BK respectively


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