The second effect line is a reference to the episode “Flood” from the British TV show “The Young Ones" where Vyvyan creates a potion which turns whoever drinks it into a an axe-wielding homicidal maniac, and he puts said potion into a can of Coca-Cola so “no one drinks it by mistake”
[title] The B Word
[validity] Must allow the general public to fly in planes
[desc] A passenger singing the Joan Thomas song "Love Bomb" a little too loudly caused the third domestic flight this month to have an emergency landing based on a false alarm security threat. This has lead to members of the public asking if the nation's airport security is too strict
[option] "This is insane!" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, who received various anal swabs before boarding the plane to come to your office to complain about anal swabs. "Airport is ridiculously strict! I say we relax it a bit. Of coarse we need scanners and X-rays and all that, but aren't they sufficient? Do we also need to take out all of our liquids?"
[effect] airport security personnel assume that anyone who needs to "drop a bomb" has diahreah
[option] "No , darling, we need stricter security," counteracts @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, from @@CAPITAL@@ airport, whilst eating a banana. "If we're too lax, who knows how many terrorists will come in through the rear. Now, back to work. It's time for a strip search!"
[effect] Cans of Escki-Cola are banned from the nation's aeroplanes