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Talchyon
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Posts: 5340
Founded: May 05, 2016
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:19 am

Quartia and Karafuto wrote:
I wish World War II never happened.


Granted. The same war happens under the new name, World War 1 and a half.

I wish I had the answer.
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Icarus - A sci-fi story about people from all different timelines and backgrounds, rescued right after they had died, and now on missions to find out what happened, why, and to stop renegade time travelers from destroying the past.

Awake in Prefeton - A superhero story about school students discovering they have powers. Was more on character then on fights, but now there is the fight for the future and for freedom. Now in the final chapter.




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Korean Proletarians
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Posts: 103
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Korean Proletarians » Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:58 am

Granted, but the answer is so earth shattering that it drives you insane the moment you hear it.
I wish that I could pet an armadillo.

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Prusmia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Prusmia » Mon Jan 25, 2021 11:38 am

Granted, however, you cannot acquire an armadillo through any means other than to grave rob it, you have petted a dead armadillo and are being hunted by the cops for grave robbery.

I wish to legally pass my driving test without making any mistakes or getting into any accidents or having anyone flip me the bird.

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Hellslayer
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Posts: 55
Founded: May 26, 2017
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Postby Hellslayer » Tue Jan 26, 2021 2:58 am

Granted. Unfortunately you never get the opportunity to drive as every car you touch afterwards blows up.


I wish that I can eat the food I like forever and it will have no impact on my health.
"War is coming, there's no avoiding it. And when heaven comes for hell again, we'll be there, ready for a fight." - Lord Demon Jax Arcanic of Hellslayer
To understand this nation, I recommend this dispatch by the National Library of Hellslayer

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Antipodea Australis
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Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
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Postby Antipodea Australis » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:03 am

Granted. You are forced to eat that food 24/7 non-stop forever, as per your wish.

I wish this game would end.
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THE DREAMTIME STATE OF ANTIPODEA
"The Bells of Hell are ringing, and they let loose the cry of Antipodea."
Esoteric Ultranationalist Burgundian System Hyperborean-style quasi-anarchic Australia
Come for the classic old-world vintage Australian towns, stay because you ventured too far into the lawless, third-world shithole level, bush-gang-ruled, concentration camp filled wasteland in between
An esoteric "primordial" ultranationalist quasi-anarchic state centered around the construction of an white "Antipodean" racial identity, stealing aboriginal mythos as its own, and the reclamation of their mythical ancient civilisation which never existed.

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Hoyerlay
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Posts: 164
Founded: May 01, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Hoyerlay » Tue Jan 26, 2021 3:20 am

Granted. But it restarts.

I wish I was omnipotent.

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Prusmia
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Posts: 23
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
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Postby Prusmia » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:15 am

Granted, you now have full power over the potency of any substance.

I wish to kill Hellslayer

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Tsarstvo Alyaski
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Posts: 784
Founded: Dec 30, 2020
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Postby Tsarstvo Alyaski » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:22 am

AN: Cool, granted. You have killed hell, now the only force in the universe after God was slain. The universe completely implodes into nothingness.

I'm also going to do AAN as well: Wow, you're giving this to me real easily, I don't even need to do anything. Granted, you are omnipotent, but the power drives you completely crazy, any semblance of who you are is gone due to the power given.




You know what, I just wish for a cat. No deformities, no illnesses, no fiction or non - fiction powers, just your bog - standard cat. Pretty please BN?
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Utahonia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Nov 03, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Utahonia » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:27 am

You can have a cat, but it dies after 1 year.

I wish to have a nice job.

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Scandinavian Federated Alliance
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Posts: 127
Founded: Jan 07, 2021
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Scandinavian Federated Alliance » Tue Jan 26, 2021 7:49 am

Utahonia wrote:You can have a cat, but it dies after 1 year.

I wish to have a nice job.

granted, you are the ceo of blockbuster on Sep 22, 2010

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Prusmia
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Posts: 23
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
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Postby Prusmia » Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:33 am

Scandinavian Federated Alliance wrote:
Utahonia wrote:You can have a cat, but it dies after 1 year.

I wish to have a nice job.

granted, you are the ceo of blockbuster on Sep 22, 2010

Uhh, you have a wish for me buddy? Until then since you have wished for nothing, I am taking your left kidney.

I wish that I could sell this guys kidney legally.
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Cantelo
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Posts: 529
Founded: Mar 28, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cantelo » Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:35 am

Granted, but it's not very valuable and there's a steep sales tax.
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I wish I could buy bras at 100% discount, forever, from any and every store both online and brick-and-mortar
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Prusmia
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Posts: 23
Founded: Nov 14, 2019
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Postby Prusmia » Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:37 am

Hey, I mean I'm still making a profit.

/skipme

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Antipodea Australis
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Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 23, 2021
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Postby Antipodea Australis » Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:31 pm

Cantelo wrote:Granted, but it's not very valuable and there's a steep sales tax.
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I wish I could buy bras at 100% discount, forever, from any and every store both online and brick-and-mortar


Granted. You turn into a man and no longer have breasts.

I wish I would never get physically tired.
THE DREAMTIME STATE OF ANTIPODEA
"The Bells of Hell are ringing, and they let loose the cry of Antipodea."
Esoteric Ultranationalist Burgundian System Hyperborean-style quasi-anarchic Australia
Come for the classic old-world vintage Australian towns, stay because you ventured too far into the lawless, third-world shithole level, bush-gang-ruled, concentration camp filled wasteland in between
An esoteric "primordial" ultranationalist quasi-anarchic state centered around the construction of an white "Antipodean" racial identity, stealing aboriginal mythos as its own, and the reclamation of their mythical ancient civilisation which never existed.

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Hoyerlay
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Posts: 164
Founded: May 01, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Hoyerlay » Tue Jan 26, 2021 10:55 pm

Granted, but you are always mentally tired. You are never bothered to do anything in life, so you end up becoming unemployed and spending the rest of your life doing nothing

I wish I was the US President.

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Nevertopia
Minister
 
Posts: 2031
Founded: May 27, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nevertopia » Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:03 pm

Granted, you are executed by a voracious Trump mob.


I wish I bought into $GME when it was $5 per stock.
Down with the CCP
Communism has failed every time its been tried.
Civilization Index: Class 13.2
Tier 6.5: Digital Discoverer | Level 4: Able Acolyte | Type 5.5: Regional Regent
This nation's overview is the primary canon. For more information use NS stats.
Black Lives Matter

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Hellslayer
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 55
Founded: May 26, 2017
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Postby Hellslayer » Wed Jan 27, 2021 3:07 am

Prusmia wrote:Granted, you now have full power over the potency of any substance.

I wish to kill Hellslayer


What? Why me? I am so confused. What did I ever do to you? :(

/SkipMe
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"War is coming, there's no avoiding it. And when heaven comes for hell again, we'll be there, ready for a fight." - Lord Demon Jax Arcanic of Hellslayer
To understand this nation, I recommend this dispatch by the National Library of Hellslayer

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Window Land
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Posts: 175
Founded: Nov 02, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Window Land » Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:11 am

Nevertopia wrote:Granted, you are executed by a voracious Trump mob.


I wish I bought into $GME when it was $5 per stock.

Granted. Just before you sell it, the price collapsed and became stuck at $4.99 per stock.


I wish for a functional pencil sharpener.
Bored highschooler who is probably supposed to be doing something important
Woodie Flowers wrote:If you’re anti-science, you’re pro-stupid.

Evelyn Beatrice Hall wrote:I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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The Federal Government of Iowa
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Posts: 669
Founded: Oct 17, 2017
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Postby The Federal Government of Iowa » Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:02 pm

Window Land wrote:
Nevertopia wrote:Granted, you are executed by a voracious Trump mob.


I wish I bought into $GME when it was $5 per stock.

Granted. Just before you sell it, the price collapsed and became stuck at $4.99 per stock.


I wish for a functional pencil sharpener.

Granted, but all of your pencils have turned into pens.

I wish for a girlfriend that isn't crazy.
Right-leaning American Christian. Guns are fun. Space is fun too.

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Quartia and Karafuto
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Posts: 125
Founded: Jul 26, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Quartia and Karafuto » Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:08 pm

The Federal Government of Iowa wrote:I wish for a girlfriend that isn't crazy.

Granted. She is a perfectly sane 60-year-old with multiple STDs.



I wish I had been born in England to English parents.
My nation - which is pretty much just a unified Korea with some extra territory - represents my real views, as does pretty much anything I say on the forums. NS stats only broadly representative. Feel free to call me Q&K or Quartia. Member of LITA

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Hoyerlay
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 164
Founded: May 01, 2019
Corporate Police State

Postby Hoyerlay » Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:46 pm

Granted. You are born in England during the Celtic era just before the Romans invade.

I wish I was the fittest and healthiest person in history.

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Garkland
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 448
Founded: Jan 20, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Garkland » Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:49 pm

Hoyerlay wrote:Granted. You are born in England during the Celtic era just before the Romans invade.

I wish I was the fittest and healthiest person in history.



Granted, you then die shortly after

I wish for my friend to become a deer

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Langenia
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Posts: 6649
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
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Postby Langenia » Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:06 pm

Granted, they are a rabid deer that attacks you.


I wish to be the POTUS.
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|Politics|Embassy Program|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT-early PMT nation located in northern South America, the result of Spain not successfully colonizing the region but leaving its mark. Some NS stats are used. We outpollo PolloHut.
NEWS: Following Insaani coup that removes royal family and installs new hardline Islamist regime, Insaanistan fights Christian countries and oppresses non-Muslims. Arms embargo imposed by Aragon, along with sanctions on regime officials and combat operations.| OAS meeting to take place soon.| Langenia distances from Cassadia.| Vaccinations continue, COVID restrictions to be eased.| AeroLangenia begins international flights again.| This is LCNA.

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Kionian
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Sep 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Kionian » Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:09 pm

Granted, but the responsibility is too much and you immediately stop being the POTUS.

I wish to have this power, for eternity: The ability to transmute any matter into any other matter.
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Hellslayer
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Posts: 55
Founded: May 26, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hellslayer » Thu Jan 28, 2021 2:21 am

Granted, but you must pay $100 000 000 each time you do it. You have the power, but the process isn't cheap!


I wish that I had reflexes so fast that I can dodge bullets
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"War is coming, there's no avoiding it. And when heaven comes for hell again, we'll be there, ready for a fight." - Lord Demon Jax Arcanic of Hellslayer
To understand this nation, I recommend this dispatch by the National Library of Hellslayer

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