The Grey Wardens: Warden-Lieutenant Eshialand

[Drop Your Pants]

Dunk away Tim, dunk away. I am like a pretzel, I absorb salt.

Pretzel's are covered in salt which absorbs the moisture of the pretzel (and the air around it) after a while making the outside a bit soggy around the salt crystals. So as far as a comparison, you've completely missed it

[The Reformed American Republic]

They hold multiple fascist embassies. Seems like someone may have dropped the ball on this one.

It seems I need to get into a habit of consistently dunking on you, and your once again flawed perspective - based on an unclear perception of the situation. From a glance, we were chasing LILY in that defense. LILY jumps like 5 times a minute. If you’re taking time to look where they’re jumping, or analyze the region afterwards, you’re doing a shitty job at chasing. Sometimes this results in less than savory regions defended when the trigger is too tight for us to u-turn. It’s really exhausting seeing players who lack experience and are unskilled with fast-paced updating attempt to hold these stances.

TGW is a pretty openly Leftist region. Rest assured we don’t intentionally defend fash.

My region isn't fascist and to my knowledge, no one in my region is fascist. I'm going to see if I can get a consensus to close the embassies and enact certain embassy policies.

[The Reformed American Republic]

I do appreciate you guys thwarting a quorum raid that was attempted on my region. If it wasn't for you guys it would have been another annoying 12 hours with an improper delegate.

They didn't see the communist and fascist embassies. I told you, getting rid of them will do you good!

Probably because we have only a few. If it brings you any comfort, it is being discussed. I'm not going to lie though, it is stupid to label my region "fash" over that. Only a small percentage of them are fascist and it should be obvious that we do not go out of our way to collect such embassies. It's not like we're Nazi Europa. Our problem is lack of embassy standards, not love for fascism.

They didn't see the communist and fascist embassies. I told you, getting rid of them will do you good!

They hold multiple fascist embassies. Seems like someone may have dropped the ball on this one.

Probably because they only constitute a small percentage of our embassies and we lack an active relationship with them. We're a hub with a diverse series of embassies; stop making it like our embassies are just a list of fascist regions.

[Parxland]

They didn't see the communist and fascist embassies. I told you, getting rid of them will do you good!

Probably because we have only a few. If it brings you any comfort, it is being discussed. I'm not going to lie though, it is stupid to label my region "fash" over that. Only a small percentage of them are fascist and it should be obvious that we do not go out of our way to collect such embassies. It's not like we're Nazi Europa. Our problem is lack of embassy standards, not love for fascism.

They hold multiple fascist embassies. Seems like someone may have dropped the ball on this one.

Probably because they only constitute a small percentage of our embassies and we lack an active relationship with them. We're a hub with a diverse series of embassies; stop making it like our embassies are just a list of fascist regions.

Embassies are Important. I don't know why exactly, but they're sacrosanct to a lot of groups in this game. I made it a bigger priority to learn the what over the why, and I know to avoid and condemn the ideologue-heavy regions. It's fine with me, I dislike communism and fascism. They're both equally stupid in my opinion.

[The Reformed American Republic]

Probably because we have only a few. If it brings you any comfort, it is being discussed. I'm not going to lie though, it is stupid to label my region "fash" over that. Only a small percentage of them are fascist and it should be obvious that we do not go out of our way to collect such embassies. It's not like we're Nazi Europa. Our problem is lack of embassy standards, not love for fascism.


Probably because they only constitute a small percentage of our embassies and we lack an active relationship with them. We're a hub with a diverse series of embassies; stop making it like our embassies are just a list of fascist regions.

Embassies are Important. I don't know why exactly, but they're sacrosanct to a lot of groups in this game. I made it a bigger priority to learn the what over the why, and I know to avoid and condemn the ideologue-heavy regions. It's fine with me, I dislike communism and fascism. They're both equally stupid in my opinion.

Communism actually is respected in Gameplay by most. North Korea even participates in the fash bashes. Regardless, the one embassy we could find that qualified as fascist will close in 13 hours. I hope everyone is satisfied.

[Benevolent Thomas]

Ok, this is epic.

Statements of fact are 'epic' now?

They are when they're about us.

[The First Warden]

A New Warden-Lieutenant Rises

The Order of The Grey Wardens is pleased to announce the promotion of Senior Warden Alfonzo (Boda) to Warden-Lieutenant.

Boda first started with the Wardens under the alias Alfonz, to try something new and test the waters of defending. The Order encourages anybody interested in trying out defending, but worried about initially affiliating it with their main identity, to reach out to Warden Command for enlistment opportunities. Therefore, we were more than happy to let "Alfonz" join up and see how they liked it. A couple months after enlisting in July, they discarded the Alfonz identity and re-enlisted in the Wardens officially as Boda (since rebranding to Alfonzo). Alfonzo hit the rank of Senior Warden in December, following a significant uptick of activity in the fall, and have been one of the most active Wardens in 2021.

Given this, as well as Alfonzo's increased involvement in the Warden organization as well as general defender organizing efforts, we think it's more than appropriate for them to take a larger official role in The Order. The whole of Warden-Command has been really excited watching Alfonzo's recent progress, and we're looking forward to this granting them further operations to develop as a player and help contribute further in areas of The Order where their interests lie.

Congratulations Boda!

Now Back To Our Regular Scheduled Raider Stomping,
First Warden Tim

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In War, Victory.
In Peace, Vigilance.
In Death, Sacrifice.

[Imperial Dodo]

alfonnnnzzzzzzzzzz for da winnnnnnn

[Alfonzo]

Ok this is epic

[The United Vex Imperium]

Congratulations Alfonzo! Good to see you ranking up, your enthusiasm is legendary my man!

[RiderSyl]

amazing <3

[Bobberino]

Congratulations to a kid who's grown a whole lot for someone I've known for... what, 12 months? Impressive work and I hope you stick around in gameplay. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF FROM THIS AGONY OH GOD OH FUCK

[Honeydewistania]

Character arc

[Comfed]

Congratulations!

[Baedan]

Congrats Alfonzo! truly boda-cious

[Alfonzo]

Congrats Alfonzo! truly boda-cious

There is just to many puns for Boda but not enough puns for Alfonz(o)

idk how i feel about that

[Comfed]

Congrats Alfonzo! truly boda-cious

There is just to many puns for Boda but not enough puns for Alfonz(o)

idk how i feel about that

Alfonzo-licious?

[Alfonzo]

There is just to many puns for Boda but not enough puns for Alfonz(o)

idk how i feel about that

Alfonzo-licious?

No.

[The Moonstar]

Alfonzo-licious?

No.

The Fonz. AYYYYY

[Comfed]

Alfonzo-licious?

No.

You should be more open-minded about my puns.

[The Notorious Mad Jack]

I'm glad to see Boda found a place that they were able to thrive and grow in. Congratulations on earning Warden-Lieutenant.

[Zukchiva]

Congrats Boda

[North Prarie]

You love to see it. Congrats Alfonzo!

[LollerLand]

Congratulations Boda! Really happy to see your growth!

[Toerana]

Congrats Boda! You deserve it :)