Previously: "The Way the Wind Blows", "Devil's Advocate". Another possibility is "Press the Flesh".
Current Draft: 3.1
[description] Your re-election campaign has once again been thrust into the headlines due to adult film star Catherine Gratwick announcing her full-throated support. She has since hooked up with your campaign manager and offered her services for events on the trail.
[validity] democracy, allows pornography, didn't take 607.3, adult
[option] "That's a great ass - uh, asset!" assesses your brother, fingering through an assortment of Gratwick's films. "You need to make sure everyone knows this association and use it to assert your dominance! Flaunt her endorsement all over the media! Ask for her assistance at every campaign stop! The moralists may try to assail you, but rest assured, that's nothing to be afraid of. They just need assistance adjusting to the modern world."
[fallout] @@LEADER@@'s support with single men has skyrocketed
[option] "Screw her!" shouts your self-appointed "moral compass", Prudence Dish, attempting to confiscate your brother's movies. "Gratwick is disgusting, disagreeable, distasteful, and disgraceful! Those are the four D's of her profession. Can you not make out what a disaster this will be? You can't possibly get in bed with people like her! Listen to Prudence, denounce her, and reassure the public you've never seen one of those demeaning films. I mean, you haven't, have you?"
[fallout] @@LEADER@@ has bred a revived market for films like NationDates: Max Exposure
[option] "She's a good one, but you should always play it safe the first time," suggests your campaign manager, @@RANDOMNAME@@, who seems to carry an infinite supply of latex. "Don't say anything about Gratwick's endorsement. If it's mentioned, obfuscate, perhaps bring up that obscure novelist who wrote you that intimate letter. Then, send her as a surrogate to events where it might be useful, like ones dominated by young men. It's all about saying the right things to the right person, you know."
[fallout] @@LEADER@@'s outreach events for first-time voters often start with a bang
[option] "Get on with it," moans Joe Average, a volunteer for your campaign who entered the room unsolicited. "Catherine Gratwick? She's just some dumb actress; why should her support mean more than anyone else's? Sure, lots of people know all about her, but don't our votes count equally? How about instead you celebrate the average Joes who came out to support you, @@LEADER@@? They're the ones who win the elections, not the latest bronde or blunette the movies came up with!"
[fallout] celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by @@LEADER@@