What does the Great Nation of Khazmatistan think of yooooou?

[Yohannes]

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To: Representative of Khazmatistan
From: Syahnan Soeharto. Imperial Minister of Foreign Affairs. Indonesian Empire of Yohannes

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Attached below is the formal returned application to be considered by your department.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? Indonesian Empire of Yohannes
Is your nation religious? Government is secular. For the citizens, only 4.8-5.2% are officially listed with "No Religion"
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Absolutely.
Are you a member of the WA? Heck No.
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? We do not believe in WA scale.
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Yes, to an extent.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Yes, to minors.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Yes, to an extent.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Yes, to an extent.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? We do not have "peasants"
Will you leave us alone? Perhaps.
What do you think of parties? That is beyond government's matter.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? No.
Don't you hate socialism? No.
Do you like military dictatorships? Absolutely No
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? No
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? No. They are not. All of us are equal.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Yes
Do you like trains? One word. Lol to this question.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Indifferent, really.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Made for Thirteen Years Old Audiences.

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Sincerely
-Syahnan Soeharto-
Imperial Minister of Foreign Affairs

[Klamaria]

[quote="Khazmatistan";p="3813881"]So, what's your nation's full name and title?The Republic of Klamaria
Is your nation religious?90% of Klamarians have a religious belief of some sort
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes
Are you a member of the WA? Currently, membership is suspended after the old delegate was removed, and the Klamarian Senate is reevaluating whether or not to rejoin.
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?Very Good
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?Not really, Klamaria is a wealthy nation
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?No
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?Not for minor drugs (like Cannabis) but consumption of minor drugs makes you ineligible for state-funded treatment from any health problems related to the drugs.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?By this, do you mean that we would invade a nation to give the people more civil rights? no
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?No, but we would probably do little more than order a trade boycott.
Will you leave us alone?Unless you bother us.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!)Attended by many Klamarians.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?No
Don't you hate socialism?Yes
Do you like military dictatorships?Depends on the dictator
Does anyone have the right to secede from you?No. People of a oppressed ethnicity can petition to be given semi-autonomy, but this has not been granted for 40 years since the Kalua tribes.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Peasants don't exist here.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?Yes, but we don't have one.
Do you like trains?Yes..
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?No
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?No
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?You worship yourselves too much, and oppress the peasants a lot.

[Maraque]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Unified City-States of Taviarch (English); Eskutin Vietei Lejeune Tsvarchi (Maraquean)
Is your nation religious? ~99% of the nation is atheist
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes we do
Are you a member of the WA? No
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? "Superb"
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? We aren't okay with poverty and class differences, but we acknowledge in a functioning (capitalist) society that is how it works. We strive to provide our poor and disadvantaged with support so they can maintain an adequate standard of living.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Consumption of alcohol is legal at any age; purchase is 13 years and above
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Consumption and purchase of drugs is 13 years and above
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? We're pacifists; we respect each nation's sovereignty.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Sadly, yes
Will you leave us alone? Yes
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Tsvarchi is known worldwide for it's enormous party culture. We're party animals to the core.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? They're respected more than your average joe, but not more important.
Don't you hate socialism? No we don't.
Do you like military dictatorships? Absolutely not.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? We do have legal ways for secession
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? We don't have "peasants," everyone is equal before the law.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Absolutely not
Do you like trains? 96% of the population uses the train on a daily basis; yes
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Sounds like a dreadful place.

[Khazmatistan]

So, what's your nation's full name and title?the Republic of Artarnica
Is your nation religious?a bit, not everyone is.
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others?yes
Are you a member of the WA?no
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?we are working on getting them back up.
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?we are strong
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?yes, it makes us sick, we hate the taste and it is a bad thing to consume.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?^
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?Meh, uphold what we want to.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?no, most likely steal them and offer them to work on a farm planet or at our main cities. But we don't know as of now if you do such.
Will you leave us alone?we will most likely watch over you.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!)we have them
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?a bit, without them we wouldn't be safe.
Don't you hate socialism?no, we are.
Do you like military dictatorships?no
Does anyone have the right to secede from you?yes
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty?no mistreated, we will give them chances and if they still want to farm, then they can be rich as they can own thousands of miles of farm for live stock and other things.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?meh
Do you like trains?we don't use them anymore, we use hover vehicles that are faster.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?maybe, but on earth, copared to us, we might just laugh, even if you have higher pop, our weapons are superior.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?no, god is that of kindness.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?rude and should be annexed if they don't change their ways.

Why do we like Artarnica? Likes parties.
Why do we dislike Artarnica? Outlaws drugs, threatens Khazmatistan, dirty socialists, everything else
Conclusion? You are not a threat to Khazmatistan. Go away, we don't like you.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Principality of Kior
Is your nation religious? Yes
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Of course
Are you a member of the WA? No
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Rare, for a reason. We have just arrived on this new planet and have not yet written a constitution.
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Are we okay with it, no. Do we accept it, yes. Though there really is no lower class. There is an upper and middle class but there is no "poverty" line.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Only when piloting a starship or other vehicle.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Only Cocaine, Heroin, PCP, etc.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? No
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Unless they were born either here or on New Earth.
Will you leave us alone? ^^
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) There good for certain occasions
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? No
Don't you hate socialism? Yes
Do you like military dictatorships? Ummm, seeing as how we kinda are one until elections come up in 5 months...
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? We did, from New Earth.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? We have none.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? No
Do you like trains? We have none
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Self Centered.

Why do we like Kior? Is okay with us being nasty to peasants. Likes military dictatorships. Hates socialism.
Why do we dislike Kior? Outlaws drugs, no trains!
Conclusion? We like you! We would visit if you made all drugs legal in compliance with Khazmati religious accord.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The United Dinosaur States of Saurisia
Is your nation religious? Somewhat
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes
Are you a member of the WA? No way in Hell!
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Why should we care about what those boneheads think of us?
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Yeah
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? No!
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Yes
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? First off, we are offended by the term "Human Rights", second of all, no
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? We don't have peasants just farmers, and no, we wouldn't
Will you leave us alone? No, because we'd come to kick your ass
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Alright, as long as they don't get too rowdy and noisy
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Our military personnel ARE people, so eh, I guess we consider both equally important
Don't you hate socialism? Do we? Hell to the yes we hate it!
Do you like military dictatorships? Somewhat, as long as they aren't Socialistic or Communistic
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Hell no!
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? They're farmers and they're clean, so they'd be offended by you labeling them as such
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? No
Do you like trains? Yes
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? Bah! That'd be Saurisia, and we're the greatest nation in the whole Goddamn Galaxy!
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? NO!!!
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Sounds like you guys are delusional!

Why do we like Saurisia? Hates socialism, doesn't restrict alcohol
Why do we dislike Saurisia? Silly egostatistical lizards!
Conclusion? You're mean.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Serene, Glorious, Amazing, and Grand Nation of Geilinor.
Is your nation religious? The majority of Geilinorites are atheists.
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes
Are you a member of the WA? Yes
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Excellent
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? We accept it.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? You must be at least 18 years old to purchase or consume alcohol.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? You must be at least 18 years old to use drugs, and drugs severely interfering with cognitive ability are banned
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Sometimes
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? No, not if they were in Geilinor when it happened.
Will you leave us alone? If you leave us alone.
What do you think of parties? We like parties, but not at work. (Not political parties, actual parties!)
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? No, military personnel are equal.
Don't you hate socialism? We dislike socialism, but we respect ideologies besides capitalism.
Do you like military dictatorships? No
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Yes, if approved by the Representative House
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? No, they're not, and what is with Khazmatistan's peasant obsession?
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Yes, but Geilinor feels that leaders should be elected instead.
Do you like trains? They're efficient means of transport.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? Of course we don't, we don't like your superiority complex.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? We think that your Eternal President should immediately resign if he thinks that.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Self-centered, weird, and has a big superiority complex.

Why do we like Geilinor? Will leave us alone. Likes parties.
Why do we dislike Geilinor? Restricts drugs and alcohol. Doesn't like Khazmatistan!
Conclusion? You are enemy of Khazmatistan! We will leave you alone if you leave us alone but we do not like you.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Commonwealth of Indonesian India
Is your nation religious? No
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes
Are you a member of the WA? No
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Don't use WA Scale
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Yes
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Yes
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Yes
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Yes, for the Master Race. No for the indigenous population.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Yes
Will you leave us alone? Yes
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Good, only party that represent the minority ruling government.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? yes
Don't you hate socialism? no.
Do you like military dictatorships? no
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? No. We are the colonised state.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Yes
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Yes
Do you like trains? Yes
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? Indifferent
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Indifferent
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Wickedly good

Why do we like Indonesian India? Okay with us being nasty to peasants.
Why do we dislike Indonesian India? You're boring and very restrictive.
Conclusion? Boring.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? Offically it is called "The Rouge Nation of Tipidemica, although it is being considered to change it to 'The Hell-born nation of Tipidemica"
Is your nation religious? About 25% of the Nation are the race of the Stoner's Cult. They worship happiness.
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Of course.
Are you a member of the WA? Not anymore.
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Great.
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? We already have poverty and vast differences between classes.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Nope.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Complete Opposite. Most Drugs , including Pot, are allowed.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? I have no idea what that question was, but The citizens of Tipidemica can do whatever the hell they want to do.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? We don't discriminate against the social classes. So no.
Will you leave us alone? If you leave us alone.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Actual parties? The Nation of Tipidemica is one of the most partying nations ever.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? No. Since most Common people are military personnel.
Don't you hate socialism? To a degree, yes.
Do you like military dictatorships? Not exactly.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Sure. But just make sure we don't hear about it and you don't take our land.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Our peasants are actually very mature.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Not exactly.
Do you like trains? I like trains... BBBOOOMMM!
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? Not exactly.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No. Since Satan would know him.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? They seem to be a bunch of Self-Centered Hyper-religious freaks.

Why do we like Tipidemica? Hey! You're pretty cool!
Why do we dislike Tipidemica? You don't like military dictatorships.
Conclusion? You can come to Khazmatistan and party with us any time!

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Fascist Federation of the Grand World Order
Is your nation religious? The people, yes, the government, no.
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes.
Are you a member of the WA? No/
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Some.
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Yes.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? We follow a licensing system to keep alcoholism down.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Yes.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? No, not really. "Rights" aren't but privileges.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Yeah, unless you were oppressing them for being Fascists.
Will you leave us alone? Probably.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Fun.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? To a point.
Don't you hate socialism? YES.
Do you like military dictatorships? YES.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? No.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Sort of. But, they're the lifeblood of the country.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Usually. If they're blabbering idiots who shame their families, then no.
Do you like trains? Yes.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? A bit of a delusion of grandeur, but they seem rather sensible in a totally dysfunctional sort of way.

Why do we like GWO? You are very supportive of military dictatorship! And hate socialism. And like parties and trains!
Why do we dislike GWO? Restricts alcohol and drugs.
Conclusion? We love GWO! We wish we could be best friends.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The United Socialist States of Sebastianalandia
Is your nation religious? Not in the least
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Not in the least
Are you a member of the WA? Yes
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Very good
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Not at all!
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Yes
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Yes
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Not really.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Depends, what can you offer us?
Will you leave us alone? See above
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Chance for the secret police to find out what people say when relaxed.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Objectively, yes.
Don't you hate socialism? We do not.
Do you like military dictatorships? A fair bit.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Only the autonomous republics, but that's only in theory.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? We treasure them as one of the founding stones of our socialist states.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Not at all.
Do you like trains? Quite much.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? Not at all.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Not at all.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? They seem a tad bit egotistical.

Why do we like Sebastianalandia? You like trains.
Why do we dislike Sebastianalandia? EVIL SOCIALISTS
Conclusion? GO AWAY

So, what's your nation's full name and title? Republic of Sesseter
Is your nation religious? No
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes
Are you a member of the WA? No
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Superb
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? No
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? No
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Restricted
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? No nation has the right to interfere in the affairs of another.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? We would call you out on it.
Will you leave us alone? Probably.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) We enjoy them.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? No.
Don't you hate socialism? These are some awfully biased questions. No.
Do you like military dictatorships? No
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Yes
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? It's the peasants that facilitate the livelihood of the elite, and the deserve respect.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? If that is how the nation is governed, yes.
Do you like trains? We have an extensive rail network.

Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? We'll leave you alone if you leave us alone.

Why do we like Sesseter? You will not interfere if we are nasty to peasants. Much!
Why do we dislike Sesseter? Restrict drugs, and you don't like us.
Conclusion? Indifferent.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Territory of Allrulian Columbia
Is your nation religious? No, freedom of religion is established in our Basic Law.
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes
Are you a member of the WA? Yes
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Superb.
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? No
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? The legal age to drink is 16. Oh, and you can't drive after drinking more than a liter of alcohol.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Most "hard drugs" are banned, and marijuana carries a tax of 5%.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? We consider both equally important.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? No, we'd be pissed that you think such about the needy.
Will you leave us alone? Yes.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) They're awesome!
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? No.
Don't you hate socialism? No.
Do you like military dictatorships? No.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? No.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? No.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? No.
Do you like trains? Yes.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? We think you're rather kooky.

Why do we like Allrulian Columbia? Loves parties! Also respects our right to religion.
Why do we dislike Allrulian Columbia? Restricts drugs and doesn't agree with us much.
Conclusion? Silly civil rights hippies.

Is your nation religious? Government is secular. For the citizens, only 4.8-5.2% are officially listed with "No Religion"
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Absolutely.
Are you a member of the WA? Heck No.
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? We do not believe in WA scale.
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Yes, to an extent.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Yes, to minors.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Yes, to an extent.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Yes, to an extent.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? We do not have "peasants"
Will you leave us alone? Perhaps.
What do you think of parties? That is beyond government's matter.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? No.
Don't you hate socialism? No.
Do you like military dictatorships? Absolutely No
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? No
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? No. They are not. All of us are equal.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Yes
Do you like trains? One word. Lol to this question.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Indifferent, really.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Made for Thirteen Years Old Audiences.

Hey! We think same of you! Funny!
Why do we like The Indonesian Empire? Not in the WA.
Why do we dislike The Indonesian Empire? Silly socialists.
Conclusion? You are silly too.

So, what's your nation's full name and title?The Republic of Klamaria
Is your nation religious?90% of Klamarians have a religious belief of some sort
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes
Are you a member of the WA? Currently, membership is suspended after the old delegate was removed, and the Klamarian Senate is reevaluating whether or not to rejoin.
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?Very Good
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?Not really, Klamaria is a wealthy nation
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?No
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?Not for minor drugs (like Cannabis) but consumption of minor drugs makes you ineligible for state-funded treatment from any health problems related to the drugs.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?By this, do you mean that we would invade a nation to give the people more civil rights? no
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?No, but we would probably do little more than order a trade boycott.
Will you leave us alone?Unless you bother us.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!)Attended by many Klamarians.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?No
Don't you hate socialism?Yes
Do you like military dictatorships?Depends on the dictator
Does anyone have the right to secede from you?No. People of a oppressed ethnicity can petition to be given semi-autonomy, but this has not been granted for 40 years since the Kalua tribes.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Peasants don't exist here.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?Yes, but we don't have one.
Do you like trains?Yes..
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?No
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?No
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?You worship yourselves too much, and oppress the peasants a lot.

Why do we like Klamaria? Hates socialism! Won't interfere with us being nasty to peasants!
Why do we dislike Klamaria? Restricts drugs
Conclusion? Eh, you are okay. Not quite 'like'.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Unified City-States of Taviarch (English); Eskutin Vietei Lejeune Tsvarchi (Maraquean)
Is your nation religious? ~99% of the nation is atheist
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes we do
Are you a member of the WA? No
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? "Superb"
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? We aren't okay with poverty and class differences, but we acknowledge in a functioning (capitalist) society that is how it works. We strive to provide our poor and disadvantaged with support so they can maintain an adequate standard of living.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Consumption of alcohol is legal at any age; purchase is 13 years and above
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Consumption and purchase of drugs is 13 years and above
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? We're pacifists; we respect each nation's sovereignty.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Sadly, yes
Will you leave us alone? Yes
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Tsvarchi is known worldwide for it's enormous party culture. We're party animals to the core.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? They're respected more than your average joe, but not more important.
Don't you hate socialism? No we don't.
Do you like military dictatorships? Absolutely not.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? We do have legal ways for secession
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? We don't have "peasants," everyone is equal before the law.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Absolutely not
Do you like trains? 96% of the population uses the train on a daily basis; yes
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Sounds like a dreadful place.

No, we are greatest nation on earth!
Why do we like Maraque? Loves parties! Doesn't restrict drugs or alcohol too much.
Why do we dislike Maraque? Does not accept hereditary rule.
Conclusion? Hey! We like you a lot! Maybe we can party together!

[Threlizdun]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Democratic Syndicates of Threlizdun
Is your nation religious? Many of our citizens are spiritual, but truly dogmatic beliefs are rare
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Certainly
Are you a member of the WA? Yes
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Superb
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? No, we support anarcho-syndicalist communism
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? 18 years if age
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? 18 years of age, but all are legal
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? We never attack nations for political differences, but other nation's do not have the right to opress their people
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Some of our citizens may actually go there and help with revolution efforts. Almost all of our citizens would hold a protest against your government. We still would not invade though.
Will you leave us alone? The above statements answers this question.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Great fun. Our economy actually has started being run on the fact that the harder they work, the more they can provide for the parties. Everyone loves them here.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Absolutely not. Our very small military only exists for defense.
Don't you hate socialism? No, we love socialism. We hate Stalinism and authoritarian socialism, but like democratic socialism, and love anarchist socialism.
Do you like military dictatorships? No. We don't believe in government. Everyone knows what is in their best interest. No one is superior to anyone else.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Of course
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? The word "peasant" is one of the most disgusting terms in existance. Everyone deserves full equality.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? No. They are corrupt tyrants that are often inbred from the lack of royalty remaining. Monarchism died for a reason.
Do you like trains? They are quite common here, yes.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No. We don't believe any country is truly superior to others. We believe our system is much better than yours, however our nation is not better than yours.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No. Anyone who believes this is clearly insane.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? We like the orriginality of it.

[Saurisia]

Why do we like Saurisia? Hates socialism, doesn't restrict alcohol
Why do we dislike Saurisia? Silly egostatistical lizards!
Conclusion? You're mean.

Well, boo-hoo if you think we're mean, deal with it, the real world's rough! And besides, we're not Egotistical, nor are we Lizards, we are DINOSAURS, and we're superior to you silly Humans!

[Lancov]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? Peninsular Federation of lancov
Is your nation religious? Yes, we have a very high level of religious citizens for a developed nation. And we're proud of it.
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes, of course. In addition to having high amounts of religious belief, we also have a very diverse selection.
Are you a member of the WA? Yes, admittedly...
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Superb at last check.
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Depends on whether the lower classes are free to rise based on their own merits.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? No.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? No.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Yes, usually.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? We might.
Will you leave us alone? If you leave us alone, we'll think about it.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) *is wearing lampshade and drunkenly singing.*
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? No one is more important than another.
Don't you hate socialism? YES
Do you like military dictatorships? Not really.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? If 90% of the population want to, then yes.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Peasants?...
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? If their people do, then yes.
Do you like trains? We have a very efficient, nationwide rail system.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? Hahahaha no.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Sure don't.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Too nosy for their own good.

[Khazmatistan]

Why do we like Saurisia? Hates socialism, doesn't restrict alcohol
Why do we dislike Saurisia? Silly egostatistical lizards!
Conclusion? You're mean.

Well, boo-hoo if you think we're mean, deal with it, the real world's rough! And besides, we're not Egotistical, nor are we Lizards, we are DINOSAURS, and we're superior to you silly Humans!

OOC: Be thankful I didn't call you Lizard Nazis.

[Khazmatistan]

Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Too nosy for their own good.

Nosy! How dare you! We are just compile what other nation think of Khazmatistan. Then we throw it all in shredder and tell people everyone love Khazmatistan.

OOC: Will answer these later, keep 'em coming though.

[Saurisia]

Well, boo-hoo if you think we're mean, deal with it, the real world's rough! And besides, we're not Egotistical, nor are we Lizards, we are DINOSAURS, and we're superior to you silly Humans!

OOC: Be thankful I didn't call you Lizard Nazis.

Whatever.

[Wikipedia and Universe]

I already carry around this questionnaire in my digital pocket, so I think it should cover everything.

Here is my WikiStates:

http://wikistates.outwardhosting.com/wiki/Wikipedia_and_Universe

And since my WS is still young here is a questionnaire I filled out (courtesy of Novograd, plus my own additions) that will help you:

WA Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Do you think this category is appropriate?: Pretty much. Civil rights are held in high regard, though "lovefest" seems like a silly WA exaggeration.
WA Civil Rights Ranking: Excellent
WA Political Rights Ranking: Superb
Do you feel these rankings are appropriate?: Yes
In the WA?: No

Government Types/Views

Liberalism (Social not economic): Yes. One could say socially liberal but still pro-state/military.
Conservatism (Social not economic): Institutionally very uncommon, though some people in the country do indeed hold these ideals.
Anarchy: No. The government is rather libertarian but it is still there and strong.
Authoritarianism: Not at all. As stated above the gov't is strong but relatively libertarian.
Capitalism: Most of the gov't supports it and the economy is overall free-market capitalistic.
Communism: Not really. However, there are people here who identify as communists and are allowed to hold and practice these ideals.
Mixed Economy: Depends on how one would define it really. The government control and private sector are balanced.
Balance of government and private sector (subcategory of above): Commerce is privatized, while the government is responsible for things such as prisons and public services such as the postal service (though parcel delivery and some urgent mail is privatized), and emergency services such as the police (the level at which it is run is dependent on jurisdiction of the police service, be it local, regional, municipal, etc.) Fire services are supported by the government (at the local level), and EMS services are a mix between governmental (in which case they are often attached to fire services) and private services with municipal funding.
Democracy: Yes. It is considered sacrosanct
Fascism: Opponents
Slavery: Opponents, it's completely illegal.
Imperialism: No. We may have a somewhat interventionist foreign policy but we do not colonize, plunder, or seek to deliberately institute influence abroad by force.
Monarchy: No kings or queens here, though we do support some forms of constitutional/democratic monarchy.
Republic: Yes. We are a representative democracy to to our large population.
Socialism: Some socialistic aspects are present, such as social security.
Rights: Civil and political rights are held in high regard.
Abortion: Legal in earlier terms (to ensure the procedure is humane).
Alcohol: Legal, though things such as drunk driving are illegal and the drinking age is 18.
Tobacco: Smoking and chewing tobacco is widely frowned upon and decreasingly common though it is legal.
Death Penalty: In severe cases it may be put on the table.
Drugs: (Assuming you mean rec. drugs) "Softer" recreational drugs such as marijuana and organic hallucinogens like mushrooms are legal (though with warning labels), while "hard" drugs such as coke, heroin, and meth are illegal.
Gun Control: Citizens are allowed to keep and bear arms, though in some jurisdictions fully automatic and burst weapons are restricted.
Homosexuality: Perfectly legal, LGBT individuals have the same rights as anyone else.
Women's Rights: Completely equal with men.
Censorship: The government does not censor media under freedom of speech and information. Some network television shows however may censor content (such as nudity) at their discretion.
Religion: Complete freedom of religion here.
Would your people consider themselves to be free?: Yes.
Nationalism: There is a sense of patriotism, but not in the sense of blind devotion. People have the right to criticize and mock the government.
Nuclear Weapons: The nation maintains an arsenal but it is seen only as a deterrent and we hope to never use them.
Pacifism: While we are not what you call "war mongers", we are not pacifists, either.
Police Force: We support a police force and maintain police forces in every jurisdiction.
Intelligence Forces: We support it and see it as any other aspect of military/defense.
Border Control: We would support the formation of border patrols, but it is not really applicable to us since we do not have borders; we are an island.
Torture: We oppose torture
Environmentalism: We do support protection of the environment, though we are not what you call "tree hugging hippies".
Xenophobia: We are not xenophobic and support immigration as long as they take legit measures. There are of course a few xenophobic people in our nation though.

Minimum Ages

Hetrosexual intercourse: 16, 14 or 15 on some parts of Rotubir Island (not to have sex yourself, but for someone else over the AoC to be able to legally do you, with a 3 year Romeo & Juliet clause if the parties are just on the opposite sides of it. If both partners are below the age, it is legal).
Homosexual intercourse: Same as above.
Driving license: 16
Joining the army: 18
Voting: 18
Drinking: 18
Marijuana: 18
Criminal liability: 7, 10 for federal offenses.
Watching porn: No statutory minimum; 18 to purchase/produce/distribute. Recipient must be 18 for one to distribute to them.
Owning a gun: 18
Firing a gun (not owned): 12 with a hunting license or similar.
Marriage: 18, 15 with parental consent or approval from a judge.

Stuff specially added for Khaz:

Trains: Neutral-positive; we use them.
Parties (recreational): Perfectly legal, many people in our nation party.
Khaz being supreme/leader of Khaz being god/etc: To us it's all propaganda
Khaz in general: Not that into your whole dictatorship thing, you are also rather stuck-up/megalomaniacal.
Khaz mistreatment of peasants: We condemn it.

[Khazmatistan]

I already carry around this questionnaire in my digital pocket, so I think it should cover everything.

I do not see Wikipedia and Universe opinion of trains, parties, Khazmatistan, and whether you are okay with us being nasty to peasants.

[Kreanoltha]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Intergalactic Imperial Republic of Kreanotha
Is your nation religious? Well most people are, but the government itself is secular
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? What? We don't give any religion preference, but at the same time we don't restrict religion if that's what you mean.
Are you a member of the WA? Hell NO!
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Excellent.
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Yes we are.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? No we don't. It's none of the government's business.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? No we don't. It's none of the government's business.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? No.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? No we wouldn't, but if it was in your own borders then we would do nothing to you other than slander you and suggest that merchants star the starships away from your world.
Will you leave us alone? Yes.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Fun
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? We give them benefits, but they did risk their lives for us so it makes sense.
Don't you hate socialism? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you like military dictatorships? NO!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Yes, but as soon as they do we view them as hostile nations and then annex them again. People can emigrate as they see fit.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? We dislike them.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? No.
Do you like trains? Trains are inefficient ways to travel. Slipspace capable personal transport vehicles are much better.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? We're sure that on your world you are the greatest, but we counter by saying that we are much greater in our galaxies.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Nope.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? We prefer that you use our factbook to get a true scale of our nation.

[Rejistania]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Unified Federation of Rejistania
Is your nation religious? the nation is not, but its population is
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? freedom of belief is guaranteed by the constitution
Are you a member of the WA? No
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Excellent
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Poverty is fought by the government, but opposed to many nations, this is done by making sure that the economy flourishes. That this means that the upper classes get richer as well is accepted. So maybe you could say that we are okay with relative poverty but not with absolute poverty
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? for minors without the consent of their parents
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? a thicket of rekijonal and nantical regulation. However, everything created for your own consumption is legal
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? We do believe in human rights, but only support our allies in this struggle via money and infrastructure.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? We would refuse to give your nation certain privileges like get into free trade agreements with the -tani.
Will you leave us alone? Probably
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) *drunkenly sings a... mature traditional rejistanian song*
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? no, military personnel are common people.
Don't you hate socialism? We do not hate it, we do think it is disadantageous at bringing prosperity for everyone though
Do you like military dictatorships? No
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? We granted it to the Sumumusumese, but in general, the unity of the country is a priority for the government.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? peasants are those who produce the food that a nation consumes or exports. Yes, some are dirty, especially xentiran* subsistence farmers, but they do play an important role in the country.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? We do accept hereditary leaders of other nations as legitimate
Do you like trains? definitely!
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No, that used to be Cassadaigua, but since they were eliminated in the group stage this time, it will be shown which nation is best.**
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? The nation is secular and while individuals have the possibility to worship him, this is obviously not done.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Authoritarian Theocracy

* the Xentira is the poorest and least developped area of Rejistania.
** I am of course referring to the NS World Cup of Soccer.

[Kalasparata]

So, what's your nation's full name and title?The Democratic Republic of Kalasparata
Is your nation religious?Yes
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others?Yes
Are you a member of the WA?No
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?Good
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?Yes
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?Yes
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?Yes
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?Obviously not
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?We don't have peasants, we have citizens which are all equal
Will you leave us alone?Yes
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!)We love them
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?Yes
Don't you hate socialism?Yes
Do you like military dictatorships?HELL NO!
Does anyone have the right to secede from you?Of Coarse
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty?As above, we don't have any!
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?NO! Leaders are elected
Do you like trains?Of coarse
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?I accept the fact everyone has an opinion
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?NO
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?It's okay I guess, but it's a bit too long and discrete

[Khazmatistan]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Democratic Syndicates of Threlizdun
Is your nation religious? Many of our citizens are spiritual, but truly dogmatic beliefs are rare
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Certainly
Are you a member of the WA? Yes
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Superb
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? No, we support anarcho-syndicalist communism
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? 18 years if age
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? 18 years of age, but all are legal
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? We never attack nations for political differences, but other nation's do not have the right to opress their people
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Some of our citizens may actually go there and help with revolution efforts. Almost all of our citizens would hold a protest against your government. We still would not invade though.
Will you leave us alone? The above statements answers this question.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Great fun. Our economy actually has started being run on the fact that the harder they work, the more they can provide for the parties. Everyone loves them here.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Absolutely not. Our very small military only exists for defense.
Don't you hate socialism? No, we love socialism. We hate Stalinism and authoritarian socialism, but like democratic socialism, and love anarchist socialism.
Do you like military dictatorships? No. We don't believe in government. Everyone knows what is in their best interest. No one is superior to anyone else.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Of course
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? The word "peasant" is one of the most disgusting terms in existance. Everyone deserves full equality.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? No. They are corrupt tyrants that are often inbred from the lack of royalty remaining. Monarchism died for a reason.
Do you like trains? They are quite common here, yes.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No. We don't believe any country is truly superior to others. We believe our system is much better than yours, however our nation is not better than yours.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? No. Anyone who believes this is clearly insane.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? We like the orriginality of it.

Why do we like Threlizdun? You like parties! You not think yourself better than Khazmatistan!
Why do we dislike Threlizdun? Dirty evil communists!
Conclusion? We do not like you. Any Threlizdun...ian...who try to spark revolution in Khazmatistan get gift of metal slug to brain!

So, what's your nation's full name and title? Peninsular Federation of lancov
Is your nation religious? Yes, we have a very high level of religious citizens for a developed nation. And we're proud of it.
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes, of course. In addition to having high amounts of religious belief, we also have a very diverse selection.
Are you a member of the WA? Yes, admittedly...
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Superb at last check.
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Depends on whether the lower classes are free to rise based on their own merits.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? No.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? No.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Yes, usually.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? We might.
Will you leave us alone? If you leave us alone, we'll think about it.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) *is wearing lampshade and drunkenly singing.*
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? No one is more important than another.
Don't you hate socialism? YES
Do you like military dictatorships? Not really.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? If 90% of the population want to, then yes.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Peasants?...
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? If their people do, then yes.
Do you like trains? We have a very efficient, nationwide rail system.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? Hahahaha no.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Sure don't.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Too nosy for their own good.

Why do we like Lancov? Hates socialism. You don't restrict drugs or alcohol!
Why do we dislike Lancov? You think question is funny? We are greatest nation on earth! What is funny?
Conclusion? We like you. Not perfect, but you are earn stamp of approval.

I already carry around this questionnaire in my digital pocket, so I think it should cover everything.

Here is my WikiStates:

http://wikistates.outwardhosting.com/wiki/Wikipedia_and_Universe

And since my WS is still young here is a questionnaire I filled out (courtesy of Novograd, plus my own additions) that will help you:

[spoiler=Novograds Uber Comprehensive Questionnaire, plus stuff I added]WA Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Do you think this category is appropriate?: Pretty much. Civil rights are held in high regard, though "lovefest" seems like a silly WA exaggeration.
WA Civil Rights Ranking: Excellent
WA Political Rights Ranking: Superb
Do you feel these rankings are appropriate?: Yes
In the WA?: No

Government Types/Views

Liberalism (Social not economic): Yes. One could say socially liberal but still pro-state/military.
Conservatism (Social not economic): Institutionally very uncommon, though some people in the country do indeed hold these ideals.
Anarchy: No. The government is rather libertarian but it is still there and strong.
Authoritarianism: Not at all. As stated above the gov't is strong but relatively libertarian.
Capitalism: Most of the gov't supports it and the economy is overall free-market capitalistic.
Communism: Not really. However, there are people here who identify as communists and are allowed to hold and practice these ideals.
Mixed Economy: Depends on how one would define it really. The government control and private sector are balanced.
Balance of government and private sector (subcategory of above): Commerce is privatized, while the government is responsible for things such as prisons and public services such as the postal service (though parcel delivery and some urgent mail is privatized), and emergency services such as the police (the level at which it is run is dependent on jurisdiction of the police service, be it local, regional, municipal, etc.) Fire services are supported by the government (at the local level), and EMS services are a mix between governmental (in which case they are often attached to fire services) and private services with municipal funding.
Democracy: Yes. It is considered sacrosanct
Fascism: Opponents
Slavery: Opponents, it's completely illegal.
Imperialism: No. We may have a somewhat interventionist foreign policy but we do not colonize, plunder, or seek to deliberately institute influence abroad by force.
Monarchy: No kings or queens here, though we do support some forms of constitutional/democratic monarchy.
Republic: Yes. We are a representative democracy to to our large population.
Socialism: Some socialistic aspects are present, such as social security.
Rights: Civil and political rights are held in high regard.
Abortion: Legal in earlier terms (to ensure the procedure is humane).
Alcohol: Legal, though things such as drunk driving are illegal and the drinking age is 18.
Tobacco: Smoking and chewing tobacco is widely frowned upon and decreasingly common though it is legal.
Death Penalty: In severe cases it may be put on the table.
Drugs: (Assuming you mean rec. drugs) "Softer" recreational drugs such as marijuana and organic hallucinogens like mushrooms are legal (though with warning labels), while "hard" drugs such as coke, heroin, and meth are illegal.
Gun Control: Citizens are allowed to keep and bear arms, though in some jurisdictions fully automatic and burst weapons are restricted.
Homosexuality: Perfectly legal, LGBT individuals have the same rights as anyone else.
Women's Rights: Completely equal with men.
Censorship: The government does not censor media under freedom of speech and information. Some network television shows however may censor content (such as nudity) at their discretion.
Religion: Complete freedom of religion here.
Would your people consider themselves to be free?: Yes.
Nationalism: There is a sense of patriotism, but not in the sense of blind devotion. People have the right to criticize and mock the government.
Nuclear Weapons: The nation maintains an arsenal but it is seen only as a deterrent and we hope to never use them.
Pacifism: While we are not what you call "war mongers", we are not pacifists, either.
Police Force: We support a police force and maintain police forces in every jurisdiction.
Intelligence Forces: We support it and see it as any other aspect of military/defense.
Border Control: We would support the formation of border patrols, but it is not really applicable to us since we do not have borders; we are an island.
Torture: We oppose torture
Environmentalism: We do support protection of the environment, though we are not what you call "tree hugging hippies".
Xenophobia: We are not xenophobic and support immigration as long as they take legit measures. There are of course a few xenophobic people in our nation though.

Minimum Ages

Hetrosexual intercourse: 16, 14 or 15 on some parts of Rotubir Island (not to have sex yourself, but for someone else over the AoC to be able to legally do you, with a 3 year Romeo & Juliet clause if the parties are just on the opposite sides of it. If both partners are below the age, it is legal).
Homosexual intercourse: Same as above.
Driving license: 16
Joining the army: 18
Voting: 18
Drinking: 18
Marijuana: 18
Criminal liability: 7, 10 for federal offenses.
Watching porn: No statutory minimum; 18 to purchase/produce/distribute. Recipient must be 18 for one to distribute to them.
Owning a gun: 18
Firing a gun (not owned): 12 with a hunting license or similar.
Marriage: 18, 15 with parental consent or approval from a judge.

Stuff specially added for Khaz:

Trains: Neutral-positive; we use them.
Parties (recreational): Perfectly legal, many people in our nation party.
Khaz being supreme/leader of Khaz being god/etc: To us it's all propaganda
Khaz in general: Not that into your whole dictatorship thing, you are also rather stuck-up/megalomaniacal.
Khaz mistreatment of peasants: We condemn it.

Oh no! Lots of info! I was needing to take several drinks to get through it all! No wonder you are called Wikipedia Universe.
Why do we like Wikipedia and Universe? You have good civil rights but that is about it.
Why do we dislike Wikipedia and Universe? You restrict drugs and hold some aspects of evil socialism.
Conclusion? While I am sure we could get along well we are going to say no as you will cause too much trouble. Bye bye now.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Intergalactic Imperial Republic of Kreanotha
Is your nation religious? Well most people are, but the government itself is secular
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? What? We don't give any religion preference, but at the same time we don't restrict religion if that's what you mean.
Are you a member of the WA? Hell NO!
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Excellent.
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Yes we are.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? No we don't. It's none of the government's business.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? No we don't. It's none of the government's business.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? No.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? No we wouldn't, but if it was in your own borders then we would do nothing to you other than slander you and suggest that merchants star the starships away from your world.
Will you leave us alone? Yes.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) Fun
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? We give them benefits, but they did risk their lives for us so it makes sense.
Don't you hate socialism? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you like military dictatorships? NO!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Yes, but as soon as they do we view them as hostile nations and then annex them again. People can emigrate as they see fit.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? We dislike them.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? No.
Do you like trains? Trains are inefficient ways to travel. Slipspace capable personal transport vehicles are much better.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? We're sure that on your world you are the greatest, but we counter by saying that we are much greater in our galaxies.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Nope.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? We prefer that you use our factbook to get a true scale of our nation.

Why do we like Kreanoltha? You do not restrict alcohol and drugs at all, and you are not in WA. You are okay with us being nasty to peasants. You hate socialism with flaming passion. You like parties and trains. You not like peasants. And you acknowledge Khazmatistan is greatest nation on Earth!
Why do we dislike Kreanoltha? You not like military dictatorship.
Conclusion? Yes! We like you very much. We hope we can be best friends. You can come down from space ship and party any time with Khazmatistan.

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Unified Federation of Rejistania
Is your nation religious? the nation is not, but its population is
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? freedom of belief is guaranteed by the constitution
Are you a member of the WA? No
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Excellent
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Poverty is fought by the government, but opposed to many nations, this is done by making sure that the economy flourishes. That this means that the upper classes get richer as well is accepted. So maybe you could say that we are okay with relative poverty but not with absolute poverty
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? for minors without the consent of their parents
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? a thicket of rekijonal and nantical regulation. However, everything created for your own consumption is legal
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? We do believe in human rights, but only support our allies in this struggle via money and infrastructure.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? We would refuse to give your nation certain privileges like get into free trade agreements with the -tani.
Will you leave us alone? Probably
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) *drunkenly sings a... mature traditional rejistanian song*
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? no, military personnel are common people.
Don't you hate socialism? We do not hate it, we do think it is disadantageous at bringing prosperity for everyone though
Do you like military dictatorships? No
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? We granted it to the Sumumusumese, but in general, the unity of the country is a priority for the government.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? peasants are those who produce the food that a nation consumes or exports. Yes, some are dirty, especially xentiran* subsistence farmers, but they do play an important role in the country.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? We do accept hereditary leaders of other nations as legitimate
Do you like trains? definitely!
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? No, that used to be Cassadaigua, but since they were eliminated in the group stage this time, it will be shown which nation is best.**
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? The nation is secular and while individuals have the possibility to worship him, this is obviously not done.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Authoritarian Theocracy

* the Xentira is the poorest and least developped area of Rejistania.
** I am of course referring to the NS World Cup of Soccer.

Why do we like Rejistania? We are not sure about your drug law but it is better than most. Also you like trains. You are not in WA and your citizen have good civil rights.
Why do we dislike Rejistania? You seem to be kind of nation which like everything equally. That is okay but not what we are looking for.
Conclusion? We do not think we would get along well despite you have very good civil rights.

So, what's your nation's full name and title?The Democratic Republic of Kalasparata
Is your nation religious?Yes
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others?Yes
Are you a member of the WA?No
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?Good
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?Yes
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?Yes
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?Yes
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?Obviously not
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?We don't have peasants, we have citizens which are all equal
Will you leave us alone?Yes
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!)We love them
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?Yes
Don't you hate socialism?Yes
Do you like military dictatorships?HELL NO!
Does anyone have the right to secede from you?Of Coarse
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty?As above, we don't have any!
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?NO! Leaders are elected
Do you like trains?Of coarse
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?I accept the fact everyone has an opinion
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?NO
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?It's okay I guess, but it's a bit too long and discrete

We read many great story about Kalasparata! It is very funny.
Why do we like Kalasparata? You hate socialism and are okay with us being nasty to peasants. You like trains and party.
Why do we dislike Kalasparata? You restrict alcohol and drugs and you do not like military dictatorship at all!
Conclusion? You are okay! We like you.

[Georgism]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Holy Teenage Proletariat of of Georgism
Is your nation religious? Of course
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Only when they're outside
Are you a member of the WA? Nah
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Fucking awesome, no matter what the WA says
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Nah
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Nope
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Never
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? I don't see how they're mutually exclusive
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? I wouldn't have much choice
Will you leave us alone? Duh
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) I enjoy them
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Pfft, nah.
Don't you hate socialism? No, but I think it's far too extreme
Do you like military dictatorships? Nah
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? There is no one but me.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Yeah, just like hippies
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Of course
Do you like trains? Yes, unless they're run by TFL -_-
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? Nah, I've never even heard of you
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Nah
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? I like that they bold their sentences to provide clear distinctions between their questions and my answers.

[Grays Harbor]

So, what's your nation's full name and title?The Kingdom of Grays Harbor
Is your nation religious?Yes
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others?Yes
Are you a member of the WA?Yes
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?Good
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?We find this to be a leading and demeaning question which has no "correct" answer.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?Underage drinking not allowed
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?Recreational drugs are banned. Prescription drugs are available by, duh, prescription only. Over-the-counter drugs are available in most chemists shops and supermarkets.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?Silly question which we shall not answer.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?It depends on what it was, and if it effects us, now, doesn't it?
Will you leave us alone?Again, it depends. We do not tolerate international thugs. Does that category fit you?
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!)Silly question is silly.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?
Don't you hate socialism?We dislike extremists of all political theories
Do you like military dictatorships?They tend to be not among our list of "favoured nations".
Does anyone have the right to secede from you?No. And don't try.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty?We don't have "peasants". We do have pheasants though. Quite tasty.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?We are a Monarchy. Figure it out.
Do you like trains?Rail transport is quite efficient.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?Your nation would be #3 in a one nation race.
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?Don't force us to eliminate you.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?A nation we would not cross the street to assist.

Why do we like Grays Harbor? N/A
Why do we dislike Grays Harbor? YOU ARE VERY VERY BAD AND WE DON'T LIKE YOU.
Conclusion? (Writer was not available for comment, too busy drinking himself into a stupor.)

You may have noticed we are not overly enamoured of your nation either. We had planned an invasion, but the Girl Guide Troop and annoyed Alpaca we were planning to use was currently unavailable.

[West Olympia]

So, what's your nation's full name and title?
The Nebari Empire

Is your nation religious?
No
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others?
It depends on whether they interfere with our governance

Are you a member of the WA?
No

Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?
Average

Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?
All must conform to their proper place in life

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?
No

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?
Yes

Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?
We believe you to be the fool asking such a question

So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?
We would not

Will you leave us alone?
We would conquer you and add your genepool to the Empire, but we believe that genepool to be too shallow

What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!)
A waste of time, they distract from a sentients true purpose, which is to serve the state

Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?
They are the defenders, so yes, they have increased respect

Don't you hate socialism?
What is "socialism" and why does it appear to disturb you?

Do you like military dictatorships?
They are evil

Does anyone have the right to secede from you?
No, but why should they want to? We bring order

What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty?
Do your "peasants" not bathe or something? Is that what has caused your prejudice?

Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?
Leaders are chosen by the political elite as they more surely know what is best

Do you like trains?
What are "trains"?

Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?
We are not certain what or where this "earth" is, but is certainly sound ready for some order. If your nation is indicitive of what is "best" on that planet, then it appears to be overdue for our leadership.

Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?
Bugger off

Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?
We believe you to be singularly uncivilized, chaotic and (to use an ancient phrase) a "loose cannon" which requires immediate conquest for your own good and the safety of all sentients.

[Oviabshe]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The People's Red Republic of Oviabshe
Is your nation religious? No
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? Yes
Are you a member of the WA? No
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? "World Benchmark"
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Not really, equality is fun
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? no
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? no
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Not really. Oviabshe does not get involved in the affairs of other nations.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? We would be saddened, but we would not involve ourselves.
Will you leave us alone? yes
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) They're a lot of fun, especially when there's alcohol.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? no.
Don't you hate socialism? We love it! <3
Do you like military dictatorships? No, we don't like military or dictatorships
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? I guess, if they want to.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? They're humans who have rights like everyone else.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? We prefer elected leaders.
Do you like trains? Trains are pretty cool.
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? There is no "greatest nation".
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? Oviabshe as a nation accepts no God as the one true God, but citizens may if they want to.
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Rather negative in terms of civil and political rights, and very egotistical, but has some redeeming qualities.

[Volnotova]

So, what's your nation's full name and title?
The disturbingly nationalistic, sadistic and evil Transhuman Consortium of Volnotov

Is your nation religious?
No, we are anti-religious(we oppose most religions and do not hesitate to slaughter them) and idiotic concepts like free will, ethics and "natural" rights.

Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others?
No, we spit on those that do not value logic reasoning and despise it, to be exact - we peel their skins off, soak them in flamable fuel and then light them on fire for personal enjoyment(Or just grind their bodies to dust to be used as biofuel).

Are you a member of the WA?
No,

Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?
Listed as superb, but we don't care.

Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?
No, there is no such thing as poverty in the Transhuman Consortium of Volnotov.

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?
Yes, the megacorporations, syndicates and communist communes that run the Consortium for most part do not like drunks - get drunk and we will rip your limbs off, gouge your eyes out, boil you alive and eat you(frankly, due to the fact all Volnotovians are not born but grown in vats and enhanced using advanced bio-, nano- and neurotechnology together with state of the art cyberware and modified using genetic engineering they cannot be drunk, only stinking humans can).

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?
Again, it is all up to the (mega)corporations, syndicates and communes.

Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?
Human rights are a foolish concept of a backwards species anyway, frankly we don't care about those pathetic disgusting humans and their "rights".

So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?
We have no peasant, but if you harm a Volnotovian you will be ripped apart by the hive.

Will you leave us alone?
Probrally, we are willing to trade, but if you stand in our way(or annoy us in even the slightest way possible) we will crush your skulls under our boots and soak our banners of war in your blood.

You have been warned.

What do you think of parties?
(Not political parties, actual parties!) Parties are awesome, espacialy when they involve dancing around a mutilated suffering human while spitting on it.

Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?
In some cases - yes. That being said, the Volnotovian society is extremely militarist - war is glorified(including genocide).

Don't you hate socialism?
We hate socialism, it is degenerate - utterly flawed and backwards.

Do you like military dictatorships?
No, again - utterly backwards.

Does anyone have the right to secede from you?
Yes, people can leave the consortium... it will however have grave consequences if they do...

What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty?
Indeed they are.

Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?
No, what a silly concept. The Volnotovian society is meritocratic.

Do you like trains?
Yes, and it is, appart from the metro and monorail the main transport type on Volnotovians planets.

Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?
Maybe in their view, but to us Khazmatistan is just another backwards autocracy. Democracy is anarchy, anything else is simply (parliamentary)aristocracy or autocracy.

Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?
...

Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?
Cake.

[Murra]

So, what's your nation's full name and title?
The Free Democratic Glorious Revolutionary People's Happy Shiny Republic of Murra

Is your nation religious?
Religion is the opiate of the masses, so no. Opiates sound dangerous. I think they sometimes explode.

Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others?
Yes, but they will fall before the might of the Revolution some day because of their reliance on nonexistent deities.

Are you a member of the WA?
What's a WA?

Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights?
Really, really good. Far better than the civil rights offered by any backwards capitalist/mercantilist/feudalist/monarchist/etc etc etc societies.

Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes?
The DPRM is a classless society. We have no class differences. Anyone who says otherwise is shot.

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol?
No. Alcohol is widely available. Although anyone who gives it to a minor is shot.

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs?
No. Drugs are not widely available, however, and most people prefer to acquire them from the black market -- however, anyone who does this is shot.

Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?
No, our belief that we should be able to interfere to establish Communism in other nations is completely reasonable.

So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it?
Most likely unless it provided a good excuse for us to liberate you.

Will you leave us alone?
Yes. We are leaving you alone. Anyone who claims to have evidence to the contrary will be shot.

What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!)
Parties are fun. Everyone should have fun! Anyone not having fun will be shot.

Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people?
No. The proletariat are all-important, which is why they can afford to live in abject poverty slaving away at meaningless tasks while the military government maintains extremely luxurious lifestyles -- if we were as important as the common people, we would surely contribute as well, rather than being forced to sit around in opulent mansions sipping champagne, eating caviar and embracing voluptuous women.

Don't you hate socialism?
Ahahahahaha. Ha.

Do you like military dictatorships?
Of course not. Those are antithetical to the pure communist state. Anyone who cannot see the difference between a military dictatorship and our enlightened, free, stateless collectivist society governed by iron-fisted autocrats who hold high ranks in the military will be shot.

Does anyone have the right to secede from you?
No. Those who secede will be shot.

What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty?
Murra's proletariat are the cleanest in the known world. Anyone who disagrees will be... oh, you know.

Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate?
Of course not. Communism is a leaderless form of society, so no authority is legitimate. Except mine.

Do you like trains?
Yes, trains are awesome and we have loads of them.

Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth?
Of course not. Murra is obviously the greatest nation on earth. That should be obvious.

Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god?
See the part about religion and opiates.

Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire?
Someday the Eternal Revolution will come and blah blah blah up against the wall blah blah workers throw off your chains blah blah blah, basically we don't care enough to do anything about you right now, and you're somewhat entertaining.

[New Telgar]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Dominion of New Telgar
Is your nation religious? Not very
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? As long as they don't hurt anyone
Are you a member of the WA? no
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Below Average, but we question this ranking

Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? It's a fact of life.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? A Dragon Rider isn't allowed to get drunk before riding.

Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Same as with alcohol. A Dragon Rider must not be impaired with riding.

Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? There are fundamental rights that all citizens have. National sovereignty is also important, and we sometimes have to sacrifice some freedoms for the good of our people.

So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? If it's to your people, outside New Telgar's borders, it's not our business.

Will you leave us alone? As long as you leave us alone.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) We're in favor of parties.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Of course.
Don't you hate socialism? We believe in people standing on their own feet.
Do you like military dictatorships? Depends on the dictatorship. A good dictatorship works for the people.

Does anyone have the right to secede from you? That's a tough one. We believe in individual freedom, and don't want to force anyone to stay with New Telgar. However, secessions would weaken us, and too many could kill us. We have no laws against secession, but we would certainly discourage it.

What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? The nation couldn't survive without peasants. Among other things, we need them to raise food for our dragons. Do you know how many cows a large dragon goes through? Of course farmers are dirty, but there's nothing wrong with that.

Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Our Landholders are hereditary, but our Dragon Riders have to compete for leadership.

Do you like trains? New Telgar has no trains. The common people travel on horseback. The Dragon Riders go by air.

Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? no
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? no, we question that there IS one true god.

Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Based on the questionnaire, I think you're a bit long-winded.

[The No-Freedom Zone]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? The Experimental Territory of The No-Freedom Zone
Is your nation religious? Yes, and the government makes sure of it.
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? No.
Are you a member of the WA? No.
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? Outlawed
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? Yes.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? Yes.
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? Yes.
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders? Not at all.
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? Yes.
Will you leave us alone? Yes.
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) They are disruptive, unless they celebrate oppression.
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? Yes.
Don't you hate socialism? Somewhat.
Do you like military dictatorships? Yes, we are one in a way.
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? Not at all.
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? Yes. They must be kept under control.
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? Not really.
Do you like trains? Trains are used somewhat for transport/
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? The No-Freedom Zone is the greatest nation on Earth!
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? The one true God is the Spirit of Tyranny!
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? Seems okay.

[Zagadonian outcasts]

So, what's your nation's full name and title? free zagadonia
Is your nation religious? sometimes
Does your nation respect the religious beliefs of others? whatever floats your boat man
Are you a member of the WA? no
Hey! On the WA scale, how good are your citizens' civil rights? do whatever you want but we wont clean up your messes
Are you okay with poverty and vast differences between classes? meh
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of alcohol? nope
Does your nation have any laws outlawing or restricting consumption of drugs? nope
Do you foolishly believe that the preservation of human rights is more important than a nation's sovereignty and right to do whatever it wishes within its own borders?yeah we do...
So if we did something nasty to peasants, would you ignore it? probably they might shoot at you though
Will you leave us alone? depends on if its somebodys friend
What do you think of parties? (Not political parties, actual parties!) they rock
Do you believe that military personnel are more important than the common people? nah
Don't you hate socialism? it sucks
Do you like military dictatorships? hell to the no
Does anyone have the right to secede from you? yeah i guess if they dont like whats goen on round here
What do you think of peasants? Aren't they dirty? nah
Do you accept hereditary leaders as legitimate? no
Do you like trains? sure why not
Do you accept that Khazmatistan is the greatest nation on earth? whatever floats your boat man
Do you accept the Eternal President of Khazmatistan as the one true god? hahaha no..
Finally, what's your opinion of Khazmatistan from this questionnaire? idiots