A supernatural god-like entity would like you to participate in a social experiment. You can get 7 million dollars if you agree to allow the entity to transform you into a cursed entity.
You will gain the following three properties:
1. Whiskey Mouth - any water that you drink beyond 3 cups will transform into cheap whiskey upon entry into your mouth. If you spit it out, it will transform back into the original drink (to become whiskey again if you re-swallow and so forth). This condition resets every 24 hours.
2. Frost Gaze - if any mortal beholds your eyes directly they will be permanently turned into a statue made of ice. If you transform too many people without an indeterminate “recharging period,” you will overcharge yourself and you yourself will be permanently turned into an ice statue. Standard transparent glasses aren’t powerful enough to shield the Frost Gaze, you need at least sunglasses or some specially made goggles.
3. Nocturnal Flight - Whenever you fall asleep, your blood will temporarily transform into a magical substance that causes your entire body to levitate upwards for the entire duration like a helium balloon. Your body mass and structure remains close to the same but be careful... take the precautions since you fall right back down from whatever height when you wake. Make sure you NEVER sleep outdoors without a roof.
The supernatural god-like entity tells you that although there are magic users in the world, for the foreseeable future you will be the only being cursed with these three properties.
Would you accept for 7 million dollars?
If you do, what precautions would you take to live a normal life? Or would you take advantage of these powers somehow? Please explain.
