Real human flesh for sale(OPEN)

[Tupeia]

Hello ladies and gentlemen. Have you always wondered what human flesh tastes like and you haven't had a chance to try it. Well, we offer you the opportunity to try real human flesh.

The products we offer you are:

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price per kilograms:
1:Ordinary human flesh, 3$
2:Human Blood 1$
3:The human heart 8$
4:Human liver 6$
5:Human kidneys 6$
6:Human Brain 21$
7:Raw human flesh 9$
8:Human sandstone 2$
9:Human kebabs 3$
10:Human Hamburger 5,52$
11:The Other 11$

Our application is here:

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[b]How much human flesh do you want:[/b]
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[Tupeia]

Under construction

[Synne Industries]

魂の座

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On behalf of a ¹⁄₂₀ share of the Initiative Operative [RSI/NG]-'Someone Nameless' I officially endorse this storefront and the practices which it provides to Old and New God alike. This fresh deposit of biomass shall provide for many of those among myself who seek the commodity of flesh and bone outside the limitless sea of the mind.

I deem this practice both 'Based' and 'Absolutely Fleshpilled'. I have attached my order form below.

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Customer:

• [RSI/NG]-'Someone Nameless'

Order type:

• Product #1, Ordinary human flesh.

Delivery location:

• I shall pick up the order myself.

How much human flesh do you want:

• 150 kilograms.

Other information:

• N/A

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Note: If my purchase may be subject to any discounts associated with my CHALICE status, I would like to willingly pay in full instead to support your business practices.

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❂ RSING-'Someone Nameless'

[Peoples Republic of Joyea]

To: The Government of Tupeia
From: Ministry of Foreign Affairs for Joyea

We condemn the practice of selling human flesh and organs even if it is done willingly. We are cutting off ALL economic, political, and/or military connectionsto Tupeia. We are instituting an embargo and if necessary a naval blockade. This is an abhorrent "business" and will not stand with the Joyean Government.

[Free Ravensburg]

[Synne Industries]

魂の座

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Due to the recent political developments, on behalf of RSING-'Someone Nameless' and in support of a fellow member nation of CHALICE, I have made the necessary actions to acquire several Initiative assets to combat any potential threats to your business.

Under my jurisdiction anywhere up to five Lamia class fast tactical freighters have been allocated to bypass any potential Realspatial surface naval blockade that may be imposed upon Tupeia in the near future.

Best of wishes to Tupeia,

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❂ RSING-'Someone Nameless'

[Tupeia]

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魂の座

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On behalf of a ¹⁄₂₀ share of the Initiative Operative [RSI/NG]-'Someone Nameless' I officially endorse this storefront and the practices which it provides to Old and New God alike. This fresh deposit of biomass shall provide for many of those among myself who seek the commodity of flesh and bone outside the limitless sea of the mind.

I deem this practice both 'Based' and 'Absolutely Fleshpilled'. I have attached my order form below.

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Customer:

• [RSI/NG]-'Someone Nameless'

Order type:

• Product #1, Ordinary human flesh.

Delivery location:

• I shall pick up the order myself.

How much human flesh do you want:

• 150 kilograms.

Other information:

• N/A

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Note: If my purchase may be subject to any discounts associated with my CHALICE status, I would like to willingly pay in full instead to support your business practices.

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❂ RSING-'Someone Nameless'

"Hello, your offer has been accepted. Thank you for your kind words about our new initiative to sell our country's precooked products. A 50% discount has been prepared for the CHALICE countries, but since you do not want it, you will be paid the full price of the meat".

Sincerely,
The Great Apostate Groban

[Tupeia]

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魂の座

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Due to the recent political developments, on behalf of RSING-'Someone Nameless' and in support of a fellow member nation of CHALICE, I have made the necessary actions to acquire several Initiative assets to combat any potential threats to your business.

Under my jurisdiction anywhere up to five Lamia class fast tactical freighters have been allocated to bypass any potential Realspatial surface naval blockade that may be imposed upon Tupeia in the near future.

Best of wishes to Tupeia,

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❂ RSING-'Someone Nameless'

"We thank you for donating ships for our trade. As a token of gratitude, buy slaves from us for a 70% discount." -The Great Apostate Daimos

[New yugoslavaia]

...
The, actual, fuck?

Ok, ok. Slavery via mind control and imperialism is one thing, but cannibalism? What's wrong with you?
Let me guess. Something something culture, blah blah blah feel powerful?
You do realise that eventually, someone is going to double down on your BS and end your vile reign.
You can't just go around doing this stuff and expect to go scot free forever. You will eventually run into a wall you have no chance of climbing. A wall that will crush your bones and flesh against the Earth and only leave a putrid stain.

I would say what next, but that might give you ideas.

-Someone in the Yugoslavia government.

[Socialist States of Ludistan]

No thank you. Not today, or like, ever.

[TURTLESHROOM II]

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Your nation will fall. God's judgement is imminent. Repent of your sins before your pissant state is crushed like the bug it is.

Also, you are under an embargo.


[New yugoslavaia]

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Your nation will fall. God's judgement is imminent. Repent of your sins before your pissant state is crushed like the bug it is.

Also, you are under an embargo.


OOC: Ah, I see you are a man of culture too.

[Silvedania]

"Urm, I'm just gonna go."
-Official Statement, Silvedanian Minister of Trade

[Tupeia]

...
The, actual, fuck?

Ok, ok. Slavery via mind control and imperialism is one thing, but cannibalism? What's wrong with you?
Let me guess. Something something culture, blah blah blah feel powerful?
You do realise that eventually, someone is going to double down on your BS and end your vile reign.
You can't just go around doing this stuff and expect to go scot free forever. You will eventually run into a wall you have no chance of climbing. A wall that will crush your bones and flesh against the Earth and only leave a putrid stain.

I would say what next, but that might give you ideas.

-Someone in the Yugoslavia government.

...
Slavery, cannibalism, human sacrifice, child labor, state terrorism, genocide, and the liberal use of biochemical and nuclear weapons are just the tip of the iceberg of what Theocracy does on a daily basis.

-The Great Apostate Daimos

[New yugoslavaia]

...
The, actual, fuck?

Ok, ok. Slavery via mind control and imperialism is one thing, but cannibalism? What's wrong with you?
Let me guess. Something something culture, blah blah blah feel powerful?
You do realise that eventually, someone is going to double down on your BS and end your vile reign.
You can't just go around doing this stuff and expect to go scot free forever. You will eventually run into a wall you have no chance of climbing. A wall that will crush your bones and flesh against the Earth and only leave a putrid stain.

I would say what next, but that might give you ideas.

-Someone in the Yugoslavia government.

...
Slavery, cannibalism, human sacrifice, child labor, state terrorism, genocide, and the liberal use of biochemical and nuclear weapons are just the tip of the iceberg of what Theocracy does on a daily basis.

-The Great Apostate Daimos

And you think you can keep doing this forever?

[Tupeia]

...
Slavery, cannibalism, human sacrifice, child labor, state terrorism, genocide, and the liberal use of biochemical and nuclear weapons are just the tip of the iceberg of what Theocracy does on a daily basis.

-The Great Apostate Daimos

And you think you can keep doing this forever?

"Of course"

[New yugoslavaia]

And you think you can keep doing this forever?

"Of course"

Tell that to the Roman, Spanish, Portuguese, French, British and Soviets.
Nothing lasts forever.

[Balgariia]

The Balgariian government is embaressed by this act of inhumanity and as it follows,we empose a full spectrum embargo.
We also offer our aid to all nations,which will engage with force Tupeia,providing resources and armament,and if the conflict becames "a major threat for Balgariia's freedom and independnce,direct military support.

[Khoronzon]

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Customer:

• [Nation: Khoronzon] Xari CXC09, Municipal Administrator of Zoryasha

Order type:

• #1, #2, #3, #6, #11

Delivery location:

• Zoryasha Central Port, Sea of Okhotsk

How much human flesh do you want:

• 10kg (#1, #2), 2kg (#3), 9,500kg (#6), 1kg (#11)

Other information:

• Brains must be as fresh as possible, i.e. not preserved postmortem for extended periods of time. Continued cerebral animation, such that mental functions are preserved and active outside of the body (e.g. "brain in a vat" scenario) would be preferred, but not required, and additional payments will be made if this standard is met. No further specifications are required for the other items.

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[Tupeia]

Secret research base

The camera starts recording

The prisoner was released into an empty room, the room was well lit and empty of anything. Soon this prisoner would regret not being dead.

"4,3,2,1, the experiment begins" At the scientist's signal, a small red change was released into the room, which began to fly through the room, the change twisted and landed on the subject's shoulder, at the same moment the prisoner screamed in pain "Aaaaa" Mali the red strand began to tear the prisoner's arm and enter the bloodstream. In contact with the blood, the premen began to grow and began to transform the body according to its genetic blueprint. Organs, blood, even bones were broken into thousands of tongues of pain and fragments, the entire prisoner's body was broken and terraformed by spiral disease. As the body shattered and reunited into new terrifying mutations and shapes the prisoner screamed "KILL ME, PLEASE."

After five minutes of pain, the prisoner got up completely changed, the spiral disease mutated his body into a terrible machine of flesh and blood made to spread the spiral disease further.


A red text appears on the screen with the message "New tests for spiral disease have reduced the incubation period from 5 hours to 5 minutes. ."

Blue text appears on the screen "Tupeia loves peace" and "The results of the war on the populations of your countries"

The camera stops filming and the footage is sent to all the countries that hate and threaten Tupeia..."

[Tupeia]

"Urm, I'm just gonna go."
-Official Statement, Silvedanian Minister of Trade

"thank you"

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Customer:

• [Nation: Khoronzon] Xari CXC09, Municipal Administrator of Zoryasha

Order type:

• #1, #2, #3, #6, #11

Delivery location:

• Zoryasha Central Port, Sea of Okhotsk

How much human flesh do you want:

• 10kg (#1, #2), 2kg (#3), 9,500kg (#6), 1kg (#11)

Other information:

• Brains must be as fresh as possible, i.e. not preserved postmortem for extended periods of time. Continued cerebral animation, such that mental functions are preserved and active outside of the body (e.g. "brain in a vat" scenario) would be preferred, but not required, and additional payments will be made if this standard is met. No further specifications are required for the other items.

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"Dear Sirs,

Your offer has been accepted. Your meat and brain will be delivered as you wish".

Greeting,
The Great Apostate Groban

[Retarfgang]

Customer: empress joemama hussein barack mercer, chair-kween of chalice
Order type: #10
Delivary location: sealand
How much human flesh do you want: 500,000kg
Other information: the chair-kween requests permission to add this store to chalice's list of sponsored storefronts, which will officially place it under chalice protection, and also asks if any chalice discount is present

[Tupeia]

Customer: empress joemama hussein barack mercer, chair-kween of chalice
Order type: #10
Delivary location: sealand
How much human flesh do you want: 500,000kg
Other information: the chair-kween requests permission to add this store to chalice's list of sponsored storefronts, which will officially place it under chalice protection, and also asks if any chalice discount is present

"Dear, your offer is accepted. We also thank you for sponsoring us. All CHALICE members receive a 50% discount". - The Great Apostate Groban

[Sokratikos Hellas]

Customer: The Republic of Hellas
Order type: #3
Delivary location: Port of Thessaloniki
How much human flesh do you want: 1,000 kg
Other information: Please ensure that all hearts are stored in a cooled environment within the medium of transportation to ensure that the desired product is not spoilt upon delivery. We will gladly pay to cover the costs if the need arises.

[North Cromch]

"Gorban, cannibalism is a tribal thing, to put it simply. Ya have any other exports?"

-Meme Man during a trade conference, 2020.