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Postby New Antarcticania » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:44 pm

Colonist 14 (in Russian): "do we wait here?"
Colonist 15 (in Russian): "no idea"
Former Frozen commie hole somewhere in Antarctica. Now rebranded as an slightly less frozen and less commie hole somewhere in the South Atlantic, we out-navy the Russian Navy (This is less of a brag now. Isn't it?).

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Postby Romextly » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:46 pm

The United States of Ibica wrote:
Romextly wrote:Suddenly at the sign of the leader, 300 AK-47's were pointing out of the forrest.


"Well, when you put it that way, I suddenly don't think we need to pass anymore. Next time we need to pass through here though, I think that fee would be more than fair. We'll just get out of your territory if that is fine with you." Bateson confidently calls out to the locals, then much less confidently tells a corporal near him, "Be ready to fight."

The leader then says "Fine, 300 for cars."

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Postby -Insaanistan- » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:49 pm

Colonists: Don’t speak the native language
Rando Natives:
Image
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Postby Romextly » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:50 pm

-Insaanistan- wrote:Colonists: Don’t speak the native language
Rando Natives:
(Image)

:rofl: :rofl:

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Postby Romextly » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:52 pm

New Antarcticania wrote:Colonist 14 (in Russian): "do we wait here?"
Colonist 15 (in Russian): "no idea"

They jostle them inside and they see massive farms. The Natives bring them to a chief "Hutr Gitu Riuof?"

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Postby The United States of Ibica » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:53 pm

Romextly wrote:
The United States of Ibica wrote:
"Well, when you put it that way, I suddenly don't think we need to pass anymore. Next time we need to pass through here though, I think that fee would be more than fair. We'll just get out of your territory if that is fine with you." Bateson confidently calls out to the locals, then much less confidently tells a corporal near him, "Be ready to fight."

The leader then says "Fine, 300 for cars."


"See, negotiation. That's more than fair." Bateson motions for an aide to bring him the money, the lieutenant counts out $4500, and hands it back to the aide to hand over to the militia's leader. "No if you don't mind, we're just going to head on back to Maurau."

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Postby Romextly » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:54 pm

The United States of Ibica wrote:
Romextly wrote:The leader then says "Fine, 300 for cars."


"See, negotiation. That's more than fair." Bateson motions for an aide to bring him the money, the lieutenant counts out $4500, and hands it back to the aide to hand over to the militia's leader. "No if you don't mind, we're just going to head on back to Maurau."

The man sneers "Fine. But for protection, it will cost you extra."

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Postby New Antarcticania » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:54 pm

Romextly wrote:
New Antarcticania wrote:Colonist 14 (in Russian): "do we wait here?"
Colonist 15 (in Russian): "no idea"

They jostle them inside and they see massive farms. The Natives bring them to a chief "Hutr Gitu Riuof?"

"Uhhh.... Do you speak English?"
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Postby Romextly » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:55 pm

New Antarcticania wrote:
Romextly wrote:They jostle them inside and they see massive farms. The Natives bring them to a chief "Hutr Gitu Riuof?"

"Uhhh.... Do you speak English?"

The elder looked angry "Gutro suio!"

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Postby New Antarcticania » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:57 pm

"....Gutro suriro?"
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Postby The United States of Ibica » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:59 pm

Romextly wrote:
The United States of Ibica wrote:
"See, negotiation. That's more than fair." Bateson motions for an aide to bring him the money, the lieutenant counts out $4500, and hands it back to the aide to hand over to the militia's leader. "No if you don't mind, we're just going to head on back to Maurau."

The man sneers "Fine. But for protection, it will cost you extra."


"I'd say that's fair," he counts out an additional $1000. "Pleasure doing business with you."

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Postby -Insaanistan- » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:59 pm

(Hey, NA: try Russian.)
Salaamu Ālaykum
Yes, I’m a proud American
I’m Muslim and 14
Free Palestine-Stand with Hong Kong-Liberate Nepal-F*ck DAESH, Taliban etc
Pro: Freedom of (and from) religion, choice, racial and gender equality, Democratic-Socialism
Anti: “Islamism”, IR govt, Saudi govt among others, Commmunism, Fascism, Racism, Homophobia, Sexism
And one more thing: Black Lives Matter!

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Postby New Antarcticania » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:00 pm

Colonist (in Russian):"....hello?"
Former Frozen commie hole somewhere in Antarctica. Now rebranded as an slightly less frozen and less commie hole somewhere in the South Atlantic, we out-navy the Russian Navy (This is less of a brag now. Isn't it?).

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Postby Romextly » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:28 pm

New Antarcticania wrote:Colonist (in Russian):"....hello?"

"Huturi Futri! Ta tha Proson!"and the natives jostled them to a cage

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Postby -Insaanistan- » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:31 pm

(I think you need to try to speak English like you have some severe rare impediment to speak their language.)
Salaamu Ālaykum
Yes, I’m a proud American
I’m Muslim and 14
Free Palestine-Stand with Hong Kong-Liberate Nepal-F*ck DAESH, Taliban etc
Pro: Freedom of (and from) religion, choice, racial and gender equality, Democratic-Socialism
Anti: “Islamism”, IR govt, Saudi govt among others, Commmunism, Fascism, Racism, Homophobia, Sexism
And one more thing: Black Lives Matter!

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Postby -Insaanistan- » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:32 pm

-Insaanistan- wrote:Colonists: Don’t speak the native language
Rando Natives:
(Image)


If only this had happened in the Americas, Africa and Asia upon their first encounters with European colonizers.
Salaamu Ālaykum
Yes, I’m a proud American
I’m Muslim and 14
Free Palestine-Stand with Hong Kong-Liberate Nepal-F*ck DAESH, Taliban etc
Pro: Freedom of (and from) religion, choice, racial and gender equality, Democratic-Socialism
Anti: “Islamism”, IR govt, Saudi govt among others, Commmunism, Fascism, Racism, Homophobia, Sexism
And one more thing: Black Lives Matter!

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Postby New Antarcticania » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:34 pm

Romextly wrote:
New Antarcticania wrote:Colonist (in Russian):"....hello?"

"Huturi Futri! Ta tha Proson!"and the natives jostled them to a cage


while In the cages, a antartican uses the back of the map to draw a picture of a colonist and a native vibing and a ban sign with a gun in said sign
Last edited by New Antarcticania on Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Former Frozen commie hole somewhere in Antarctica. Now rebranded as an slightly less frozen and less commie hole somewhere in the South Atlantic, we out-navy the Russian Navy (This is less of a brag now. Isn't it?).

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Postby Romextly » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:35 pm

New Antarcticania wrote:
Romextly wrote:"Huturi Futri! Ta tha Proson!"and the natives jostled them to a cage


while In the cages, a antartican uses the back of the map to draw a picture of a colonist and a native giving, and a ban sign with a gun in said sign

The Natives start chanting in deep voice in their unknown language

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Postby New Antarcticania » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:37 pm

Romextly wrote:
New Antarcticania wrote:
while In the cages, a antartican uses the back of the map to draw a picture of a colonist and a native giving, and a ban sign with a gun in said sign

The Natives start chanting in deep voice in their unknown language

one colonist pulls out a chocolate bar and chomps on it
Former Frozen commie hole somewhere in Antarctica. Now rebranded as an slightly less frozen and less commie hole somewhere in the South Atlantic, we out-navy the Russian Navy (This is less of a brag now. Isn't it?).

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Postby Romextly » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:38 pm

New Antarcticania wrote:
Romextly wrote:The Natives start chanting in deep voice in their unknown language

one colonist pulls out a chocolate bar and chomps on it

The natives start grabbing one of the colonists and take him to a room.

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Postby Langenia » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:38 pm

Langenian colonists have fanned out and taken a good part of Caustoles, Hopal, and have finally arrived in mining zone of central Paisacrata. An alliance has been made with the natives in the area, offering to drive out any foreigners that might try to take their land. The Langenians have started to portray themselves as liberators, rather than colonists. Already militias consisting of natives are being trained and armed. Soon the joint forces will land on the tip of Hopal. As a final touch, the areas the have allied themselves with the Langenians have accepted to unite into one entity as the Langenian protectorate of New Langenia.
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LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Postby Romextly » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:40 pm

Langenia wrote:Langenian colonists have fanned out and taken a good part of Caustoles, Hopal, and have finally arrived in mining zone of central Paisacrata. An alliance has been made with the natives in the area, offering to drive out any foreigners that might try to take their land. The Langenians have started to portray themselves as liberators, rather than colonists. Already militias consisting of natives are being trained and armed. Soon the joint forces will land on the tip of Hopal.

OOC:Woah no. It has just been 2 days since you landed. A group of Natives, the Klorat, have allied to the Langenians

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Postby New Antarcticania » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:41 pm

Romextly wrote:
New Antarcticania wrote:one colonist pulls out a chocolate bar and chomps on it

The natives start grabbing one of the colonists and take him to a room.

he colonist complies
Former Frozen commie hole somewhere in Antarctica. Now rebranded as an slightly less frozen and less commie hole somewhere in the South Atlantic, we out-navy the Russian Navy (This is less of a brag now. Isn't it?).

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Postby Langenia » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:42 pm

Romextly wrote:
Langenia wrote:Langenian colonists have fanned out and taken a good part of Caustoles, Hopal, and have finally arrived in mining zone of central Paisacrata. An alliance has been made with the natives in the area, offering to drive out any foreigners that might try to take their land. The Langenians have started to portray themselves as liberators, rather than colonists. Already militias consisting of natives are being trained and armed. Soon the joint forces will land on the tip of Hopal.

OOC:Woah no. It has just been 2 days since you landed. A group of Natives, the Klorat, have allied to the Langenians


OOC: Fine, we'll assume just the Klorat in Caustoles allied themselves. But heads up, we're on the beach in Hopal and Paisacrata, and we'll continue drum up support.
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Postby Romextly » Fri Nov 20, 2020 5:43 pm

New Antarcticania wrote:
Romextly wrote:The natives start grabbing one of the colonists and take him to a room.

he colonist complies

He is taken to a lot of women. They force him down and [REDACTED] Him

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