I own the Moon.

by **Devionsa** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:30 pm

I'll only charge nations for full and half-moon nights at present. I'll be charging taxes for quarter and crescent-moons pretty soon. Send all tribute to me through TGs or Cards.

Thank you.

by **Dominioan** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:32 pm

What is this

by **New haven america** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:34 pm

Could we get an official and notarized copy of said purchase, as well as purchase history and WA approval of said taxes and fees/fines being issued?

by **Kyundao** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:41 pm

Excuse me, I own the Earth's fucking moon. If you're going to do any business here, pay a 10% land tax every month for using my property without permission.

by **Chuka-Koku** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:42 pm

Which moon? We own all the moons around Saturn.

by **Twicetagram and JYPe** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:44 pm

Do you have proof of your purchase? This is preposterous. You certainly wouldn’t like it if I charged you for air.

by **Deacarsia** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:50 pm

Yea, but your tribute just so happens to be exactly canceled by the value to the Moon of being able to shine upon so glorious a nation as the Kingdom of Deacarsia.

by **Westeastern Dicantia** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:54 pm

Congratulations, Devionsa! The United Dicantia Directorate has chosen your territory for assimilation into the confederacy! Verification of your particular holdings is all you need to be accepted!

by **Kyundao** » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:59 pm

Westeastern Dicantia wrote:Congratulations, Devionsa! The United Dicantia Directorate has chosen your territory for assimilation into the confederacy! Verification of your particular holdings is all you need to be accepted!

Kicking them out would be appreciated, but you'll have to return the Earth's moon to us. It is Kyundaoan territory after all.

by **Great Imperium of Man** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:01 am

HERESY!

Cease your occupation of the moon at once! Lest you prefer an orbital invasion by the Emperor's finest!

by **Chuka-Koku** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:06 am

Chukakoku offers a solution: cut the moon in half and attach mirrors to each side. Now you each have a moon!

by **Kyundao** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:08 am

Chuka-Koku wrote:Chukakoku offers a solution: cut the moon in half and attach mirrors to each side. Now you each have a moon!

That's not happening. This is my territory you're talking about.

by **Westeastern Dicantia** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:17 am

Kyundao wrote:Kicking them out would be appreciated, but you'll have to return the Earth's moon to us. It is Kyundaoan territory after all.

The United Dicantia Directorate would like to extend a personalized offer to the relevant Kyundaoan authorities for a custom assimilation package! Keep your territory name and all holdings, and we'll do all the hard work of ownership!

by **Kyundao** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:18 am

Westeastern Dicantia wrote:
Kyundao wrote:Kicking them out would be appreciated, but you'll have to return the Earth's moon to us. It is Kyundaoan territory after all.

The United Dicantia Directorate would like to extend a personalized offer to the relevant Kyundaoan authorities for a custom assimilation package! Keep your territory name and all holdings, and we'll do all the hard work of ownership!

What do you mean by assimilation exactly?

by **Coistashvia** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:26 am

You make a clear, convincing point.

by **Baloo Kingdom** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:28 am

Wait, we be buying moons now?

by **Silvedania** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:51 am

Whatever. We're gonna go create a settlement on Mars. Anyone's welcome!

by **Cokoland** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 4:55 am

Then i own Jupiter

by **Lemon Soviet Socialist Republics** » Thu Oct 29, 2020 2:57 pm

Devionsa wrote:I own the Moon.

hey thats not fair mom said its my turn with the moon

by **Crookfur** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:15 am

Oh you poor deluded fools. Do none amongst you remember how slippery the moon the moon is?

Oft have those wishing to demonstrate thier power attempted to destroy the moon only for the astral body to "dodge" at the last moment.

As those that claim ownership of the moon, it is invariably discovered that the moon actually owns them and they treatment in specialist hospitals or asylums. At best you may find yourself possessing one of the infinite alternative moons.even then the only way to truly "own" such a moon is to group with several other nations and create you own closed universe.

by **Treciene** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:17 am

no you fool
i own the moon

by **South Acren** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:18 am

If you all insist on owning the moon why not split it up into sections, but to own a section you must buy/rent it.

~~Its either that or Earth looses moon privileges~~

by **Odelinor** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:19 am

There's a simple solution to this: no one owns the moon. Bada-bing Bada-boom, problem solved.

by **Not Megistos** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:20 am

Charon, 2 solar systems, diamond star here. And you guys are fighting for a moon

by **Of the Quendi** » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:23 am

Any attempt to unlawfully have the moon orbit above the surface of Arda I Eruhíni will be considered loitering and trespassing and will result in criminal prosecution by the Imperial Amanaranyean Prosecution Services. Solar eclipses or any other attempt to block access to sunlight for the people of Arda will open Devionsa up to civil suits by sun deprived citizens of the Arda.

I own the Moon.

I own the Moon.

I own the Moon.

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