The easiest war in history

[Vu Den Voc]

Since my nation is very small, and our military if advancing slowly but surely, is there anyone willing to join an alliance or agreement to protect each other. I'm friends with the nation of Langenia . I'm looking for other who are either communist or socialist. These are the only qualifications.

[Brklackell]

We declare war on Vu Den Voc and all his allies (i doubt he has any)

[Langenia]

There are Langenian forces stationed in Vu Den Voc. Attack them, or kill a single Langenian, and you'll be targeted with a nuke. Come on now, you must know better than to warmonger!

[Exalted Inquellian State]

We are delighted to sell weapons to the communists. As strugglers against imperialism, we are a common people.

[Brklackell]

This will be easy. I'm not afraid of a fake nuke. We are sending troops now.

[Langenia]

This will be easy. I'm not afraid of a fake nuke. We are sending troops now.

I'm not bluffing. ICBM being prepared right now.

[Vu Den Voc]

My troop's are on Brklackell's border. Maybe we can colonize them

[Brklackell]

HA try us.

[Langenia]

This will be easy. I'm not afraid of a fake nuke. We are sending troops now.

You just started on the world stage. Build up your nation, not ruin it from day 1 because your army wasn't as good as others. You can't have nukes this early either.

[Langenia]

HA try us.

LAUNCH!!! We are a rogue state, so a nuclear strike doesn't disturb us.

[Exalted Inquellian State]

We're deploying a space force to protect us from any interplanetary missiles. We also announce we are officially neutral.

[Slovi Ulandstan]

We come to support of Vu Den Voc against foreign Brklackell menace

[Capitanarchia]

We’ve sent diplomatic aid to try and ease the situation (hopefully)

[Brklackell]

We surrender, according to our military, the bomb will hit in 5 minutes.

[Capitanarchia]

Guess you really had a lightning war

[Langenia]

Guess you really had a lightning war

BLITZKRIEG!

[Slovi Ulandstan]

We surrender, according to our military, the bomb will hit in 5 minutes.

I personally will accept your surrender if your leader will mail ours a $50 banknote and promise not to attack again

[Exalted Inquellian State]

We surrender, according to our military, the bomb will hit in 5 minutes.

DUCK!!!
*Uirkhuk I ducks behind his table, then grabs the crown, which sort of stayed in the air for a while*

[Langenia]

We surrender, according to our military, the bomb will hit in 5 minutes.

I personally will accept your surrender if your leader will mail ours a $50 banknote and promise not to attack again

We accepted their surrender on condition that they give us the right to build military bases.

[Slovi Ulandstan]

I personally will accept your surrender if your leader will mail ours a $50 banknote and promise not to attack again

We accepted their surrender on condition that they give us the right to build military bases.

I want my $50

[Capitanarchia]

I want 50$ in cash! I had to send my diplomats into a war zone!

[Megistos]

I personally will accept your surrender if your leader will mail ours a $50 banknote and promise not to attack again

We accepted their surrender on condition that they give us the right to build military bases.

Hey!
launches dissolver missle

[Slovi Ulandstan]

I want 50$ in cash! I had to send my diplomats into a war zone!

It's my $50 and I will declare war if it means I receive it instead of you!

[Exalted Inquellian State]

Looks like the war is still happening, even if one country signed a separate peace.

[Langenia]

Vu Den Voc, you might want to rename this thread the Lightning War.