The WF Halloween Shindig [OOC; Closed For Now]

[Socialist Macronesia]

If this doesn't happen I'm leaving.

"I've been shot. I'VE BEEN SHOT!"

"WHY WERE YOU SHOOTING THAT THING AT US!?"

This, but it's in owo-speak.

MORE THAN HAPPY TO OBLIGE.

ow. Mustawd and Miss Scawwet emewge fwom behind the stiww-wotated fiwepwace.

They see the Motowist's cowpse.

SCAWWET
Oh, my God ;;w;;

The fiwepwace swides shut behind them.

Scawwet panyics--she stawts yewwing.


66 -- INT. ATTIC -- 66

Mw. Gween and Yvette can faintwy heaw Miss Scawwet's yewws.


67 -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 67

Scawwet and Mustawd wun to the doubwe doows. They'we wocked.
Nyow both awe yewwing.


68 -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--HAWWWAY -- 68

Wadswowth and Mws. White wun fow the staiwcase.


68a -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--ATTIC STAIWCASE--BASE -- 68a

Mw. Gween and Yvette wun down fwom the attic.


68b -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--HAWWWAY -- 68b

The fouw peopwe cowwide and go spwawwing.


69 -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 69

Miss Scawwet and Cow. Mustawd awe stiww banging at the doow.
And scweaming.


70 -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--HAWWWAY/THE HAWW -- 70

The fouw upstaiws untangwe themsewves. Wadswowth and Mw. Gween
wun down the staiws fowwowed by Yvette and Mws. White.

WADSWOWTH
Whewe's it coming fwom?

GWEEN
Whewe awe we going?

They make it to the gwound fwoow just as Pwof. Pwum and
Mws. Peacock emewge fwom the cewwaw.

WHITE
Whewe awe they?

WADSWOWTH
The wounge >w<

Wadswowth twies the doow. It's wocked.

PWUM
The doow's wocked ^w^

GWEEN
(impatientwy)
I knyow . . .

PWUM
Then unwock it owo

GWEEN
Whewe's the key?

Wadswowth seawches his pockets.

WADSWOWTH
The key is gonye ^w^ >w<

PWUM
Nyevew mind about the key ^w^ Unwock the doow (・`ω´・)

Mw. Gween gwabs Pwof. Pwum and begins to shake him.

GWEEN
I can't unwock the doow without the key >w<

Gween weweases the Pwofessow and bangs on the doow.

GWEEN
Wet us in (・`ω´・) Wet us in ^w^


70a -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 70a

SCAWWET and MUSTAWD
Wet us out UwU Wet us out (・`ω´・)


70b -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70b

WADSWOWTH
It's nyo good. Stand back.

He backs up aww the way acwoss the haww to the study doow.

WADSWOWTH
Thewe's nyo awtewnyative. I'm just going to have to bweak it down UwU

The butwew wuns at fuww speed fow the doow.
He hits it and fawws to the fwoow, howding his shouwdew.

Yvette gets an idea.

YVETTE
I knyow UwU I have eet owo


70c -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 70c

The two in the wounge awe stiww yewwing.


70d -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70d

PEACOCK
Wiww you shut up? . . .


70e -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE STUDY -- 70e

Yvette gwabs the wevowvew fwom the open cupboawd.

PEACOCK (O.S.)
. . . We'we doing ouw best owo


70f -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70f

Yvette wuns out of the study and twips uvw the stiww-spwawwed Wadswowth.
The shot goes wiwd, hitting the chandewiew wope.

Mw. Gween and Pwof. Pwum hit the deck.

The chandewiew staws spinnying.

Mws. Peacock and Mws. White wun into each othew.


70g -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 70g

Mustawd and Scawwet awe cwouched down.

MUSTAWD
They'we shooting at us . . .


70h -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70h

Panyic continyues.
The chandewiew continyues to spin, and the wope is fwaying,
unbeknyownst to the pawty.

Yvette stands and aims at the Wounge wock.

Pwum and Gween, who had stawted to get up, hit the fwoow again.

Yvette fiwes twice. Both shots hit the doow wock.


70i -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--WOUNGE 70i

Cow. Mustawd tuwns away fwom the doow, howding his shouwdew.

MUSTAWD
I've been shot . . .


71 -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 71

MUSTAWD (O.S.)
. . . I've been shot ;;w;;

YVETTE
Come out >w<
The doow eez open ;;w;;

She wowews the gun, so it is cawewesswy pointing in the diwection of
Pwof. Pwum and Mw. Gween. They scwambwe out of the way.

The wounge doow opens and a (miwacuwouswy unwounded)
Cow. Mustawd and Miss Scawwet emewge.

MUSTAWD
(angwiwy, to Yvette)
Why awe you shooting that thing at us?

YVETTE
To get joo out.

He shuvs hew.

MUSTAWD
You knyow, you couwd have kiwwed us >w<
I couwd've been kiwwed ;;w;;

Shot of the chandewiew, spinnying evew mowe quickwy.
The wope is awmost compwetewy fwayed.

MUSTAWD
I can't take any mowe scawes.

The wope snyaps.

The chandewiew wands thwee feet in back of Cow. Mustawd.

Mustawd is in shock. He cowwapses onto a wuv seat.

[Empirical Switzerland]

[Socialist Macronesia]

That is the worst thing I have ever done, bar none.

[Kiu Ghesik]

This, but it's in owo-speak.

MORE THAN HAPPY TO OBLIGE.

ow. Mustawd and Miss Scawwet emewge fwom behind the stiww-wotated fiwepwace.

They see the Motowist's cowpse.

SCAWWET
Oh, my God ;;w;;

The fiwepwace swides shut behind them.

Scawwet panyics--she stawts yewwing.


66 -- INT. ATTIC -- 66

Mw. Gween and Yvette can faintwy heaw Miss Scawwet's yewws.


67 -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 67

Scawwet and Mustawd wun to the doubwe doows. They'we wocked.
Nyow both awe yewwing.


68 -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--HAWWWAY -- 68

Wadswowth and Mws. White wun fow the staiwcase.


68a -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--ATTIC STAIWCASE--BASE -- 68a

Mw. Gween and Yvette wun down fwom the attic.


68b -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--HAWWWAY -- 68b

The fouw peopwe cowwide and go spwawwing.


69 -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 69

Miss Scawwet and Cow. Mustawd awe stiww banging at the doow.
And scweaming.


70 -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--HAWWWAY/THE HAWW -- 70

The fouw upstaiws untangwe themsewves. Wadswowth and Mw. Gween
wun down the staiws fowwowed by Yvette and Mws. White.

WADSWOWTH
Whewe's it coming fwom?

GWEEN
Whewe awe we going?

They make it to the gwound fwoow just as Pwof. Pwum and
Mws. Peacock emewge fwom the cewwaw.

WHITE
Whewe awe they?

WADSWOWTH
The wounge >w<

Wadswowth twies the doow. It's wocked.

PWUM
The doow's wocked ^w^

GWEEN
(impatientwy)
I knyow . . .

PWUM
Then unwock it owo

GWEEN
Whewe's the key?

Wadswowth seawches his pockets.

WADSWOWTH
The key is gonye ^w^ >w<

PWUM
Nyevew mind about the key ^w^ Unwock the doow (・`ω´・)

Mw. Gween gwabs Pwof. Pwum and begins to shake him.

GWEEN
I can't unwock the doow without the key >w<

Gween weweases the Pwofessow and bangs on the doow.

GWEEN
Wet us in (・`ω´・) Wet us in ^w^


70a -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 70a

SCAWWET and MUSTAWD
Wet us out UwU Wet us out (・`ω´・)


70b -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70b

WADSWOWTH
It's nyo good. Stand back.

He backs up aww the way acwoss the haww to the study doow.

WADSWOWTH
Thewe's nyo awtewnyative. I'm just going to have to bweak it down UwU

The butwew wuns at fuww speed fow the doow.
He hits it and fawws to the fwoow, howding his shouwdew.

Yvette gets an idea.

YVETTE
I knyow UwU I have eet owo


70c -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 70c

The two in the wounge awe stiww yewwing.


70d -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70d

PEACOCK
Wiww you shut up? . . .


70e -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE STUDY -- 70e

Yvette gwabs the wevowvew fwom the open cupboawd.

PEACOCK (O.S.)
. . . We'we doing ouw best owo


70f -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70f

Yvette wuns out of the study and twips uvw the stiww-spwawwed Wadswowth.
The shot goes wiwd, hitting the chandewiew wope.

Mw. Gween and Pwof. Pwum hit the deck.

The chandewiew staws spinnying.

Mws. Peacock and Mws. White wun into each othew.


70g -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 70g

Mustawd and Scawwet awe cwouched down.

MUSTAWD
They'we shooting at us . . .


70h -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70h

Panyic continyues.
The chandewiew continyues to spin, and the wope is fwaying,
unbeknyownst to the pawty.

Yvette stands and aims at the Wounge wock.

Pwum and Gween, who had stawted to get up, hit the fwoow again.

Yvette fiwes twice. Both shots hit the doow wock.


70i -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--WOUNGE 70i

Cow. Mustawd tuwns away fwom the doow, howding his shouwdew.

MUSTAWD
I've been shot . . .


71 -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 71

MUSTAWD (O.S.)
. . . I've been shot ;;w;;

YVETTE
Come out >w<
The doow eez open ;;w;;

She wowews the gun, so it is cawewesswy pointing in the diwection of
Pwof. Pwum and Mw. Gween. They scwambwe out of the way.

The wounge doow opens and a (miwacuwouswy unwounded)
Cow. Mustawd and Miss Scawwet emewge.

MUSTAWD
(angwiwy, to Yvette)
Why awe you shooting that thing at us?

YVETTE
To get joo out.

He shuvs hew.

MUSTAWD
You knyow, you couwd have kiwwed us >w<
I couwd've been kiwwed ;;w;;

Shot of the chandewiew, spinnying evew mowe quickwy.
The wope is awmost compwetewy fwayed.

MUSTAWD
I can't take any mowe scawes.

The wope snyaps.

The chandewiew wands thwee feet in back of Cow. Mustawd.

Mustawd is in shock. He cowwapses onto a wuv seat.

I have changed my mind.

Patyu is not to be *blam'd* with the weeb lazer unless he is given a paper bag to put over his head in shame.

[Socialist Macronesia]

MORE THAN HAPPY TO OBLIGE.

ow. Mustawd and Miss Scawwet emewge fwom behind the stiww-wotated fiwepwace.

They see the Motowist's cowpse.

SCAWWET
Oh, my God ;;w;;

The fiwepwace swides shut behind them.

Scawwet panyics--she stawts yewwing.


66 -- INT. ATTIC -- 66

Mw. Gween and Yvette can faintwy heaw Miss Scawwet's yewws.


67 -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 67

Scawwet and Mustawd wun to the doubwe doows. They'we wocked.
Nyow both awe yewwing.


68 -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--HAWWWAY -- 68

Wadswowth and Mws. White wun fow the staiwcase.


68a -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--ATTIC STAIWCASE--BASE -- 68a

Mw. Gween and Yvette wun down fwom the attic.


68b -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--HAWWWAY -- 68b

The fouw peopwe cowwide and go spwawwing.


69 -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 69

Miss Scawwet and Cow. Mustawd awe stiww banging at the doow.
And scweaming.


70 -- INT. SECOND FWOOW--HAWWWAY/THE HAWW -- 70

The fouw upstaiws untangwe themsewves. Wadswowth and Mw. Gween
wun down the staiws fowwowed by Yvette and Mws. White.

WADSWOWTH
Whewe's it coming fwom?

GWEEN
Whewe awe we going?

They make it to the gwound fwoow just as Pwof. Pwum and
Mws. Peacock emewge fwom the cewwaw.

WHITE
Whewe awe they?

WADSWOWTH
The wounge >w<

Wadswowth twies the doow. It's wocked.

PWUM
The doow's wocked ^w^

GWEEN
(impatientwy)
I knyow . . .

PWUM
Then unwock it owo

GWEEN
Whewe's the key?

Wadswowth seawches his pockets.

WADSWOWTH
The key is gonye ^w^ >w<

PWUM
Nyevew mind about the key ^w^ Unwock the doow (・`ω´・)

Mw. Gween gwabs Pwof. Pwum and begins to shake him.

GWEEN
I can't unwock the doow without the key >w<

Gween weweases the Pwofessow and bangs on the doow.

GWEEN
Wet us in (・`ω´・) Wet us in ^w^


70a -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 70a

SCAWWET and MUSTAWD
Wet us out UwU Wet us out (・`ω´・)


70b -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70b

WADSWOWTH
It's nyo good. Stand back.

He backs up aww the way acwoss the haww to the study doow.

WADSWOWTH
Thewe's nyo awtewnyative. I'm just going to have to bweak it down UwU

The butwew wuns at fuww speed fow the doow.
He hits it and fawws to the fwoow, howding his shouwdew.

Yvette gets an idea.

YVETTE
I knyow UwU I have eet owo


70c -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 70c

The two in the wounge awe stiww yewwing.


70d -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70d

PEACOCK
Wiww you shut up? . . .


70e -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE STUDY -- 70e

Yvette gwabs the wevowvew fwom the open cupboawd.

PEACOCK (O.S.)
. . . We'we doing ouw best owo


70f -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70f

Yvette wuns out of the study and twips uvw the stiww-spwawwed Wadswowth.
The shot goes wiwd, hitting the chandewiew wope.

Mw. Gween and Pwof. Pwum hit the deck.

The chandewiew staws spinnying.

Mws. Peacock and Mws. White wun into each othew.


70g -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE WOUNGE -- 70g

Mustawd and Scawwet awe cwouched down.

MUSTAWD
They'we shooting at us . . .


70h -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 70h

Panyic continyues.
The chandewiew continyues to spin, and the wope is fwaying,
unbeknyownst to the pawty.

Yvette stands and aims at the Wounge wock.

Pwum and Gween, who had stawted to get up, hit the fwoow again.

Yvette fiwes twice. Both shots hit the doow wock.


70i -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--WOUNGE 70i

Cow. Mustawd tuwns away fwom the doow, howding his shouwdew.

MUSTAWD
I've been shot . . .


71 -- INT. GWOUND FWOOW--THE HAWW -- 71

MUSTAWD (O.S.)
. . . I've been shot ;;w;;

YVETTE
Come out >w<
The doow eez open ;;w;;

She wowews the gun, so it is cawewesswy pointing in the diwection of
Pwof. Pwum and Mw. Gween. They scwambwe out of the way.

The wounge doow opens and a (miwacuwouswy unwounded)
Cow. Mustawd and Miss Scawwet emewge.

MUSTAWD
(angwiwy, to Yvette)
Why awe you shooting that thing at us?

YVETTE
To get joo out.

He shuvs hew.

MUSTAWD
You knyow, you couwd have kiwwed us >w<
I couwd've been kiwwed ;;w;;

Shot of the chandewiew, spinnying evew mowe quickwy.
The wope is awmost compwetewy fwayed.

MUSTAWD
I can't take any mowe scawes.

The wope snyaps.

The chandewiew wands thwee feet in back of Cow. Mustawd.

Mustawd is in shock. He cowwapses onto a wuv seat.

I have changed my mind.

Patyu is not to be *blam'd* with the weeb lazer unless he is given a paper bag to put over his head in shame.

Yeah, I thought so.

And he'd become a female. So how would that function exactly?

[Kiu Ghesik]

I have changed my mind.

Patyu is not to be *blam'd* with the weeb lazer unless he is given a paper bag to put over his head in shame.

Yeah, I thought so.

And he'd become a female. So how would that function exactly?

He would be very terrified and then he would go hide in a hole for several hours.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Yeah, I thought so.

And he'd become a female. So how would that function exactly?

He would be very terrified and then he would go hide in a hole for several hours.

I'll get him the one on the far right.

[Empirical Switzerland]

He would be very terrified and then he would go hide in a hole for several hours.

[urlhttps://www.uline.com/BL_982/DuPont-Tyvek-Protective-Clothing]I'll get him the one on the far right.[/url]

Messed it up buddy.

[Socialist Macronesia]

[urlhttps://www.uline.com/BL_982/DuPont-Tyvek-Protective-Clothing]I'll get him the one on the far right.[/url]

Messed it up buddy.

Saw that almost instantly.

[Kiu Ghesik]

He would be very terrified and then he would go hide in a hole for several hours.

I'll get him the one on the far right.

Very kind of you.

someone has to get shot though, it's too funny an idea to pass up

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Attendee Name: Adarsh Sawant
Nation of Origin: Free Indian States
Position of Nation: President of the Confederacy
Biological Sex: male
Age: 45
Mass (Kg): 78kg
Costume (Optional): Kaiser Wilhelm II
Wants to Visit Alastair:[x]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional):
Medical Concerns: none
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tg'd me and therefor Accepted-eth!

[Socialist Macronesia]

I'll get him the one on the far right.

Very kind of you.

someone has to get shot though, it's too funny an idea to pass up

I'll get my copy of Paint ready. Cat ears here I come.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Wait.

Shoot Wilhelm.
nvm WF already said Wilhelm's off-limits...

What about Bodie?

[Northern Fardelshufflestein]

I'll get him the one on the far right.

Very kind of you.

someone has to get shot though, it's too funny an idea to pass up

I volunteer, as long as you say we are the true Fardelshufflestein!

[Socialist Macronesia]

Very kind of you.

someone has to get shot though, it's too funny an idea to pass up

I volunteer, as long as you say we are the true Fardelshufflestein!

Nah, I don't want to shoot an alt leader. So uhh...

Oh I know who's getting shot.

Nate. I still don't have a picture for him. I think getting him one would be nice...

Anyone else?

[Northern Fardelshufflestein]

I volunteer, as long as you say we are the true Fardelshufflestein!

Nah, I don't want to shoot an alt leader. So uhh...

Oh I know who's getting shot.

Nate. I still don't have a picture for him. I think getting him one would be nice...

Anyone else?

Alostair! As LONG AS YOU SAY HE IS THE REAL ONE! EITHER WAY HE WILL BE A MARTYR!

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Nah, I don't want to shoot an alt leader. So uhh...

Oh I know who's getting shot.

Nate. I still don't have a picture for him. I think getting him one would be nice...

Anyone else?

Alostair! As LONG AS YOU SAY HE IS THE REAL ONE! EITHER WAY HE WILL BE A MARTYR!

Meh. He'll be fine.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Nah, I don't want to shoot an alt leader. So uhh...

Oh I know who's getting shot.

Nate. I still don't have a picture for him. I think getting him one would be nice...

Anyone else?

Alostair! As LONG AS YOU SAY HE IS THE REAL ONE! EITHER WAY HE WILL BE A MARTYR!

Alostair ain't a martyr. Now Nate on the other hand...

[Kiu Ghesik]

Alostair! As LONG AS YOU SAY HE IS THE REAL ONE! EITHER WAY HE WILL BE A MARTYR!

Alostair ain't a martyr. Now Nate on the other hand...

Wait.

If Nate and Patyu get shot, they can recreate that one Dwarf Fortress glitch. My boi's taking one for the team on this one.

[Main Nation Ministry]

What happened while I was gone? How did we get like 3 pages in a hour?

[Kiu Ghesik]

What happened while I was gone? How did we get like 3 pages in a hour?

Somac brought out a weeb lazer.

[Socialist Macronesia]

What happened while I was gone? How did we get like 3 pages in a hour?

Somac brought out a weeb lazer.

One of many.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Somac brought out a weeb lazer.

One of many.

Wait, there's more than two?

[Northern Fardelshufflestein]

One of many.

Wait, there's more than two?

Duh, he said there is a version: 3.0

[Kiu Ghesik]

So Version 1 weebifies the target, Version 2 weebifies and applies all of the rules of the internet, and Version 3 does what exactly? All of the rules except for Rule 34?