The WF Halloween Shindig [OOC; Closed For Now]

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Attendee Name:The Doomslayer
Nation of Origin: Unknown,Pre-Invasion Earth
Position of Nation:Consul of The Federation of Slayers Republics
Biological Sex:Male
Age: In the thousands
Mass (Kg):136.5313
Costume (Optional):2016 armor
Wants to Visit Alastair:[ Y]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional):Death Grips
Medical Concerns: None
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):no

Accepted-eth!

[Piste-Land]

-- APPLICATION FORM --

Attendee Name: "John Morris" Real name: Yohens Gerret "Yens" Marwe
Nation of Origin: Goldonia, a nation that does not exist on Earth (OOC: it's on a planet thousands of lightyears away named Equinox)
Position of Nation: No significant political position; claims to be a government agent
Biological Sex: Male
Age: 43
Mass (Kg): 75.3 kg
Costume (Optional): A Man in Black, complete with sunglasses.
Wants to Visit Alastair: [X]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional): Three of them.
Medical Concerns: Suffers from a mild condition similar to alpha-gal syndrome.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Something seems rather...off here.

[Tranzoria]

Attendee Name: Jack Johnson
Nation of Origin: Tranzoria, but born in the Bay Republic of California
Position of Nation: Presidential Guard Commander
Biological Sex: Male
Age: 50
Mass (Kg): 231 KG (Although, during part of the party, he will have 239 Pounds for the reason of {REDACTED})
Costume (Optional): A Ship Captain
Wants to Visit Alastair:[X]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional): Whatever the President chooses.
Medical Concerns: None.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

-- APPLICATION FORM --

Attendee Name: "John Morris" Real name: Yohens Gerret "Yens" Marwe
Nation of Origin: Goldonia, a nation that does not exist on Earth (OOC: it's on a planet thousands of lightyears away named Equinox)
Position of Nation: No significant political position; claims to be a government agent
Biological Sex: Male
Age: 43
Mass (Kg): 75.3 kg
Costume (Optional): A Man in Black, complete with sunglasses.
Wants to Visit Alastair: [X]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional): Three of them.
Medical Concerns: Suffers from a mild condition similar to alpha-gal syndrome.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Something seems rather...off here.

Accepted-eth!

Attendee Name: Jack Johnson
Nation of Origin: Tranzoria, but born in the Bay Republic of California
Position of Nation: Presidential Guard Commander
Biological Sex: Male
Age: 50
Mass (Kg): 231 KG (Although, during part of the party, he will have 239 Pounds for the reason of {REDACTED})
Costume (Optional): A Ship Captain
Wants to Visit Alastair:[X]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional): Whatever the President chooses.
Medical Concerns: None.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

Accepted-eth
(wait, did you mean 231 pounds?)

[Socialist Macronesia]

Uh, I just thought of something.

Is John Ross actually just Rasputin?

Think about it...

[Empirical Switzerland]

Uh, I just thought of something.

Is John Ross actually just Rasputin?

Think about it...

Rasputin wasn't communist or socialist.
Also, Ross isn't an old, creepy, homeless, wizard.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Uh, I just thought of something.

Is John Ross actually just Rasputin?

Think about it...

Rasputin wasn't communist or socialist.
Also, Ross isn't an old, creepy, homeless, wizard.

Are you forgetting his seemingly mystical powers of seduction?

Coming for you, Lord Bodie...

[Empirical Switzerland]

Rasputin wasn't communist or socialist.
Also, Ross isn't an old, creepy, homeless, wizard.

Are you forgetting his seemingly mystical powers of seduction?

Coming for you, Lord Bodie...

Lucky for me, I like dudes too
Back off, I have a girlfriend!

[Kiu Ghesik]

*amgery nomad noises*

[Tranzoria]

-- APPLICATION FORM --

Attendee Name: "John Morris" Real name: Yohens Gerret "Yens" Marwe
Nation of Origin: Goldonia, a nation that does not exist on Earth (OOC: it's on a planet thousands of lightyears away named Equinox)
Position of Nation: No significant political position; claims to be a government agent
Biological Sex: Male
Age: 43
Mass (Kg): 75.3 kg
Costume (Optional): A Man in Black, complete with sunglasses.
Wants to Visit Alastair: [X]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional): Three of them.
Medical Concerns: Suffers from a mild condition similar to alpha-gal syndrome.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Something seems rather...off here.

Accepted-eth!

Attendee Name: Jack Johnson
Nation of Origin: Tranzoria, but born in the Bay Republic of California
Position of Nation: Presidential Guard Commander
Biological Sex: Male
Age: 50
Mass (Kg): 231 KG (Although, during part of the party, he will have 239 Pounds for the reason of {REDACTED})
Costume (Optional): A Ship Captain
Wants to Visit Alastair:[X]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional): Whatever the President chooses.
Medical Concerns: None.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

Accepted-eth
(wait, did you mean 231 pounds?)

Oof, yeah. sorry.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Are you forgetting his seemingly mystical powers of seduction?

Coming for you, Lord Bodie...

Lucky for me, I like dudes too
Back off, I have a girlfriend!

I know. And this seems like the best time to interject a Clue quote. So I guess Bodie is Ms. White.


MUSTARD
Well, you paid the blackmail. How many husbands girlfriends have you had?

WHITE
Mine or other women's?

MUSTARD
Yours.

WHITE
Five.

MUSTARD
Five.

WHITE
Yes, just the five. Husbands Girlfriends should be like Kleenex.
Soft, strong, and disposable.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Imma update the roster and THEN create the IC!!

[Kiu Ghesik]

Lucky for me, I like dudes too
Back off, I have a girlfriend!

I know. And this seems like the best time to interject a Clue quote. So I guess Bodie is Ms. White.


MUSTARD
Well, you paid the blackmail. How many husbands girlfriends have you had?

WHITE
Mine or other women's?

MUSTARD
Yours.

WHITE
Five.

MUSTARD
Five.

WHITE
Yes, just the five. Husbands Girlfriends should be like Kleenex.
Soft, strong, and disposable.

Given Ross' experience, this feels more like a Ross quote than a Bodie quote.

Imma update the roster and THEN create the IC!!

YEEEEAH!

[Azur Deutschland]

Imma update the roster and THEN create the IC!!

[Empirical Switzerland]

Lucky for me, I like dudes too
Back off, I have a girlfriend!

I know. And this seems like the best time to interject a Clue quote. So I guess Bodie is Ms. White.


MUSTARD
Well, you paid the blackmail. How many husbands girlfriends have you had?

WHITE
Mine or other women's?

MUSTARD
Yours.

WHITE
Five.

MUSTARD
Five.

WHITE
Yes, just the five. Husbands Girlfriends should be like Kleenex.
Soft, strong, and disposable.

XD YES

[Socialist Macronesia]

I know. And this seems like the best time to interject a Clue quote. So I guess Bodie is Ms. White.


MUSTARD
Well, you paid the blackmail. How many husbands girlfriends have you had?

WHITE
Mine or other women's?

MUSTARD
Yours.

WHITE
Five.

MUSTARD
Five.

WHITE
Yes, just the five. Husbands Girlfriends should be like Kleenex.
Soft, strong, and disposable.

Given Ross' experience, this feels more like a Ross quote than a Bodie quote.

Ross doesn't practice polygamy. And he is choosy about who he dates.

[Empirical Switzerland]

If I fill out an aplication can Alostair apply?

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

If I fill out an aplication can Alostair apply?

YES.
None of the Fardelshufflesteins except Fardelshufflestein are WF canon, but this would be utterly hilarious.

[Northern Fardelshufflestein]

Attendee Name: King Alostair
Nation of Origin: Northern Fardelshufflestein
Position of Nation: Holy King
Biological Sex: Male
Age: 46
Mass (Kg): 72
Costume (Optional): Kenneth Branagh
Wants to Visit Alastair:[X]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional): The Hymn of Violet
Medical Concerns: Allergic to fake Alastairs and Fardelshufflesteins
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Yes.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Imma update the roster and THEN create the IC!!

Oh, god, are the Twins coming too?

[Azur Deutschland]

Oh, god, are the Twins coming too?

Yep, I signed up earlier.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Oh, god, are the Twins coming too?

Yep, I signed up earlier.

This is gonna be great...

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Guys! Guys! Guys! ZE ROSTER IS UP-TO-DATE!!!

[Empirical Switzerland]

Guys! Guys! Guys! ZE ROSTER IS UP-TO-DATE!!!

Wooo!

[Socialist Macronesia]

On an entirely unrelated note, has anyone seen that laser pointer I left on that table? Did someone take it?

No, it wasn't important.