The WF Halloween Shindig [OOC; Closed For Now]

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Update: I have an official factbook of all 40 Parliamentarians for anyone who's interested.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Are they going to get into a brawl?

Don't worry, Ross will unite them will love, affection, and durak.

THOU HAST USED THE OXFORD COMMA. YES.
I am actually working on the list of MPs--have two parties completed. Yay.

It confuses me. Do people not use the oxford comma? I always thought you were supposed to use it.

And maybe because of the "strippers, JFK and Stalin" poster.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

THOU HAST USED THE OXFORD COMMA. YES.
I am actually working on the list of MPs--have two parties completed. Yay.

It confuses me. Do people not use the oxford comma? I always thought you were supposed to use it.

And maybe because of the "strippers, JFK and Stalin" poster.

It is the One Comma Truth, the One Comma Way, the--hang on.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Zentrist Party

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

I feel the need to mention that one of our MP's middle name is canonically Rumpelstiltskin.

[Empirical Switzerland]

I feel the need to mention that one of our MP's middle name is canonically Rumpelstiltskin.

...

[Socialist Macronesia]

I feel the need to mention that one of our MP's middle name is canonically Rumpelstiltskin.

...

Okay, not gonna lie, that has convinced me you're a girl. Or gender non-conforming. I am sure of it now.

I don't know why, but that line confirmed it to me.

[Empirical Switzerland]

...

Okay, not gonna lie, that has convinced me you're a girl. Or gender non-conforming. I am sure of it now.

I don't know why, but that line confirmed it to me.

Me or WF?

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

...

Okay, not gonna lie, that has convinced me you're a girl. Or gender non-conforming. I am sure of it now.

I don't know why, but that line confirmed it to me.

WHAT--
How?????

[Socialist Macronesia]

Okay, not gonna lie, that has convinced me you're a girl. Or gender non-conforming. I am sure of it now.

I don't know why, but that line confirmed it to me.

WHAT--
How?????

It seems that, and this is gonna sound like the most sexist thing ever, that it's moreso girls that like Shakespeare, fairy tales, and stuff. Not saying that boys don't, but that also brings me to the fact that you complained when Ross shot Wilhelm square in the face. Sanghyeok also complained when Ross did stuff. And Sang is a girl.

And overall, I see more in comparison with WF's writing and behavior done by females than writing done by males.

Alright, who's ready for the feminists to crucify me?

[Main Nation Ministry]

WHAT--
How?????

It seems that, and this is gonna sound like the most sexist thing ever, that it's moreso girls that like Shakespeare, fairy tales, and stuff. Not saying that boys don't, but that also brings me to the fact that you complained when Ross shot Wilhelm square in the face. Sanghyeok also complained when Ross did stuff. And Sang is a girl.

And overall, I see more in comparison with WF's writing and behavior done by females than writing done by males.

Alright, who's ready for the feminists to crucify me?

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

WHAT--
How?????

It seems that, and this is gonna sound like the most sexist thing ever, that it's moreso girls that like Shakespeare, fairy tales, and stuff. Not saying that boys don't, but that also brings me to the fact that you complained when Ross shot Wilhelm square in the face. Sanghyeok also complained when Ross did stuff. And Sang is a girl.

And overall, I see more in comparison with WF's writing and behavior done by females than writing done by males.

Alright, who's ready for the feminists to crucify me?

Because you SHOT MY CHARACTER WITHOUT TELLING ME FIRST.
Also, dudes can like Shakespeare.

[New Carthagea]

Bruh, what's with your Branagh and Shakespeare obsession?
It's almost... disturbing.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Just end the suspense! I can't handle it anymore! Man, woman or amorphous blob, I won't judge!

[Main Nation Ministry]

Just end the suspense! I can't handle it anymore! Man, woman or amorphous blob, I won't judge!

Strange, a lot of people judged me for being a amorphous blob of flesh-eating horror. But I have the ability to become what I want to be.

[Wuchu]

Hmm... think this warrants a [tag].

[Socialist Macronesia]

It seems that, and this is gonna sound like the most sexist thing ever, that it's moreso girls that like Shakespeare, fairy tales, and stuff. Not saying that boys don't, but that also brings me to the fact that you complained when Ross shot Wilhelm square in the face. Sanghyeok also complained when Ross did stuff. And Sang is a girl.

And overall, I see more in comparison with WF's writing and behavior done by females than writing done by males.

Alright, who's ready for the feminists to crucify me?

Because you SHOT MY CHARACTER WITHOUT TELLING ME FIRST.
Also, dudes can like Shakespeare.

Surprises are fun unless you're on the receiving end.

I have at any given point at least 40 different surprises planned to occur in SoMac. At this very moment, I count at least 3 I have planned in the near future. And none of them are involving Wilhelm, Ari, or any other foreign leader.

And would everyone please second the motion that I should have killed Wilhelm instead of just rendering him unconscious? We all hate him, Alastair. Who the hell likes him? And you wanted him to seduce Oomiya. Since he is a teacher, this is literally "Don't Stand So Close To Me." For fucks sake, SHE'S BASICALLY A CHILD.

[New Carthagea]

Because you SHOT MY CHARACTER WITHOUT TELLING ME FIRST.
Also, dudes can like Shakespeare.

Surprises are fun unless you're on the receiving end.

I have at any given point at least 40 different surprises planned to occur in SoMac. At this very moment, I count at least 3 I have planned in the near future. And none of them are involving Wilhelm, Ari, or any other foreign leader.

And would everyone please second the motion that I should have killed Wilhelm instead of just rendering him unconscious? We all hate him, Alastair. Who the hell likes him? And you wanted him to seduce Oomiya. Since he is a teacher, this is literally "Don't Stand So Close To Me." For fucks sake, SHE'S BASICALLY A CHILD.

Oomiya's 8 centuries old.....
I don't think that's a child.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Surprises are fun unless you're on the receiving end.

I have at any given point at least 40 different surprises planned to occur in SoMac. At this very moment, I count at least 3 I have planned in the near future. And none of them are involving Wilhelm, Ari, or any other foreign leader.

And would everyone please second the motion that I should have killed Wilhelm instead of just rendering him unconscious? We all hate him, Alastair. Who the hell likes him? And you wanted him to seduce Oomiya. Since he is a teacher, this is literally "Don't Stand So Close To Me." For fucks sake, SHE'S BASICALLY A CHILD.

Oomiya's 8 centuries old.....
I don't think that's a child.

More than halfway to nine, in fact.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Surprises are fun unless you're on the receiving end.

I have at any given point at least 40 different surprises planned to occur in SoMac. At this very moment, I count at least 3 I have planned in the near future. And none of them are involving Wilhelm, Ari, or any other foreign leader.

And would everyone please second the motion that I should have killed Wilhelm instead of just rendering him unconscious? We all hate him, Alastair. Who the hell likes him? And you wanted him to seduce Oomiya. Since he is a teacher, this is literally "Don't Stand So Close To Me." For fucks sake, SHE'S BASICALLY A CHILD.

Oomiya's 8 centuries old.....
I don't think that's a child.

THAT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE.

Did I mention she is 4'10"? Is that not child sized?

[The Slayers Republic]

Attendee Name:The Doomslayer
Nation of Origin: Unknown,Pre-Invasion Earth
Position of Nation:Consul of The Federation of Slayers Republics
Biological Sex:Male
Age: In the thousands
Mass (Kg):136.5313
Costume (Optional):2016 armor
Wants to Visit Alastair:[ Y]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional):Death Grips
Medical Concerns: None
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):no

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Attendee Name:The Doomslayer
Nation of Origin: Unknown,Pre-Invasion Earth
Position of Nation:Consul of The Federation of Slayers Republics
Biological Sex:Male
Age: In the thousands
Mass (Kg):136.5313
Costume (Optional):2016 armor
Wants to Visit Alastair:[ Y]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional):Death Grips
Medical Concerns: None
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):no

Just send me a telegram, and The Doomslayer will be Accepted-eth!

[Socialist Macronesia]

Anyway, good night everyone. Have sweet dreams.

Hopefully not what Ross is dreaming about.

[Venkoyo]

Attendee Name: Dorigan Án-Andria
Nation of Origin: Venkoyo
Position of Nation: Lord-President
Biological Sex: Male
Age: 42
Mass (Kg): Who cares about zat?
Costume (Optional): Michael D. Higgins
Wants to Visit Alastair:[X]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional): nein
Medical Concerns: N/A
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Attendee Name: Dorigan Án-Andria
Nation of Origin: Venkoyo
Position of Nation: Lord-President
Biological Sex: Male
Age: 42
Mass (Kg): Who cares about zat?
Costume (Optional): Michael D. Higgins
Wants to Visit Alastair:[X]Y/[ ]N
Song Request (Optional): nein
Medical Concerns: N/A
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°):

Accepted-eth!